Nathan's funniest quotes from three random episodes.
"One Tree Hill: Unopened Letter to the World (#2.15)" (2005) Nathan: So you want me to tell you something about myself? I don't have anything to say. Even if I did you'd be wrong to believe me. Trust is a lie. Nobody ever knows any more.
Nathan: [on video for the time capsule] Voice mail. I hope you don't still got that crap.
Dan Scott: Nathan, how have you been? Nathan Scott: Drunk. Bitter. Kinda like Mom.
Brooke: Thank you for coming, Nate. Nathan Scott: Whatever, I just ran out of alcohol.
Nathan Scott: Evening, officer, buy us some beer?...