One Tree Hill Article: How not to be on the OTH spot: Interview with a Troll

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How not to be on the OTH spot: Interview with a Troll

posted by ritergrl

Kay, so, let's face it, in the past few days behaviour here's been a littttle bit crappy. Don't know why or who started it, but we've had bashers, haters, trashers and every other type of internet waaar. My hippie ways weren't happy, so I felt the need to spread the lovvve ♥. But how? How about a day in the lift of a hater... who can't spell
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I got the "delight" of interviewing SeytonSucksSoDoYou as she was voted bitchiest & most retarded person ever on the OTH Fan Awards... she beat G, now that's an acomplishment. (LY bitch!) Anyways, I asked her some... serious questions and I think you'll enjoy her answers.

So SSSDY, which character do you most relate to and why?
z0mg... 1 dunn0 wh0 i d0 lyk cuz dis sh0w suxs, but 1 no 1 h8 s3eyt0n cuz sh3's a h0

Care to elaborate?
n0... n0 g00d reas0n, just d0nt lyk hr ha1r. also she sl33ps ar0nd

She does?
yh

When?
uhm... duuuuuuuuuh. she slpt wit nate when he was in luv wit hailey nd she slpt wit lukke wen he was in luv with br00k. the bitch sejuced him nd i tink shez a witch cuz she put a sp3ll on luuke s0 hed fall in luv wit her cuz nate dumpd her and jake ddnt luv herrr. lyke eeeeeeeeeeewwww! i g0ugd my I 0ut wen she kissd luke cuz she was "ding"

Erm... right, moving on. What's your favourite thing about the OTH spot?
n0thing, dis is shit. i h8 how evry1 cn sp3ll... eeeeeww. lyk, wat is up wit dat ritrgrl bitch... she keeps using capitl l3tters. lyk, eeeeeeeew!

... You are aware that's me right?
0mg you suckk. i h0p y0 g0 r0t in he11 wit pucASS.

Congratulations. You learnt the art of Capital Letters
0mg y0u r0k!!!1!!1! N0T! st00pid pucas shippr. i bet u lyk brucas

I respect them as a couple but I don't actually ship them... right next question
hor3

...Thanks. Anyway, if you could change one thing about OTH, what would it be?
i wud cange dat ppl lyk u & georgiapeach, [0r shud i say georgiaBITCH] wach it cuz u is gayyyz]

Erm... Rachel's one's of the nicest people on this site!
SHE W0RSIPS S3YT0N! SHE HAZ A S3YT0N ICONN.

Right... interview over
g0 3at Seyt0ns shiiit

I'd much rather not...

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Right, well OBVIOUSLY this is a piss take. NO ONE on that site has been remotely bad (apart from the Myra imitaters but that's a whole other story). If anyone get's offended, cause their the cool kids on the block using 0's instead of o's... stop doing it, no one understands you =P. Anyways, from this, let's just make a few ground rules which we can stick to to prevent the bashing. Like, taboo words and phrases. So, avoid saying the following:
--Seyton
--Pucas
--[character] makes me want to [vomit / gouge my eyes out etc]
--YOU'RE OPINION SUCKS! MINE IS RIGHT
--I bet you're lying and you realllly ship Leyton
--Even though this pick has nothing to do with it cause it's about Naley, Brooke's a slut!
--Haley's fat!
--Brooke's fat!
--Peyton's bullimic!
--Name calling

If I missed any, please say and I'll add them. Remember, in the great words of Zeppelin, "Peace and love can win the day despite of all your doing"

PS: That artcile took my fricking ages! I kept spelling things correctly!
PPS: Rachel I LOVE YOU! That's why I chose you to be the one that she hates... because only an idiot would think that.

clairemig22, LPTLA123 and 32 others like this

nandacavalieri I loved it! Although it took me sometime to understand... And the "Boo, you whore" banner is awesome

tvfan5 LMAO. This is hilarious =) I g0t mad @ s0me0ne the 0ther dy f0r typn lik this. I told them to type like a human being, not the nicest way to phrase the sentence but i was already angry at people bashing Peyton <33333 and it got the point through...i think.

brattynemz lm0a y0u guyz r hilary00z!!! PS: That artcile took my fricking ages! I kept spelling things correctly! LMAO

Laurencia7 LMAO...tis the shizznett...wha! LMAO...as a say "Don't hate the player, hate the game" people are so busy hating on characters or couples they lose sight of what the show is about.... LOVE! In the words of MS "You know what the internet is for? Porn and complaining."

alessandra_28 LMAO!!! good one S! it's awesome!! It took me like 4000000 ages to understand what you wrote!!! you are totally right bitch! I hope people gets the message

brucas4ever lmfao my favorite part "Erm... Rachel's one's of the nicest people on this site! SHE W0RSIPS S3YT0N! SHE HAZ A S3YT0N ICONN. Right... interview over g0 3at Seyt0ns shiiit I'd much rather not..." ohh and i think you should add name calling to the list such things as

leyton_love LMAO S I love it.. great way to get the point across! :):) "n0... n0 g00d reas0n, just d0nt lyk hr ha1r Must've taken you ages to spell incorrectly! Lol :P

gogokef OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!! HAHAHA YOU CRACK ME UP! Did she BEAT ME? CRAP CRAP SHIT! LOL! I love it S! I kept laughing on the fucking 0 thing! I bet it took you hours to spell SOOOOOO incorrectly! It would be easier for me anyway! Btw..LY too ....BITCH!

ritergrl Haha, thanks guys, glad you like it. And yeah actually, it took me aggggges to swap between me and idoit spelling!

Cas_Cat_2 LMAOO Sarah! You are a genious! =P God, it tooke me some time to read this. I don't think i understand a couple of things. xD C'mon, it's already hard for me, because i'm from Portugal, and Portuguese is nothing like English. With all of these wrong spelling and the 0 things is even more harder. xD I don't speak trollish. =/ While i was reading the interview i was like "I need a translater or a dictionary". Anyway, really funny interview. =D Trol seems such a nice girl. ^^ LMAO.

kathiria82 This is the funniest thing I`ve read in ages LMFAO!!! You`ve inspired me to embrace my imitators next time. :)

Leyton4ever LMAO ok that was funny....dude that was hard to read but it was hilarious

BLlover2010 LMAO! this was great!

ritergrl Aww, thanks guys. Glad you all like it. And you all think reading this is hard... try writing it!

livexthexlife92 lmao haha tht was soo funny. nice banner too

BrookeYourself lmao, i LOVE it! i would rate this 6 if i could, haha. really great! <33

OTHGossipGirl I'd so ratw this higher if I could! Took forever to read but I laughed my ass off!!! Oh and side note I love the banner!

lucysmileyface omg! you're awesome! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa it took me a while tryin to read this..brill!!

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Chad Michael Murray returns to 'One Tree Hill': Details on Lucas' emotional reunion with Haley

posted by peytonsawyer009

The time has come, "One Tree Hill" fans. Next Wednesday's episode features a return appearance from Chad Michael Murray, who left the series after Season 6 when contract negotiations with the studio came to a standstill. Though Murray has been approached about a return before, it wasn't until the series' cancellation was announced that he agreed to come back for this episode.

"We tried to do it the last couple seasons, but I don't think Chad was ready to do it," executive producer Mark Schwahn tells Zap2it. "It came down to him, and there was some back-and-forth, but it didn't feel like everybody...

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JDM Talks About Hilarie Burton

posted by peytonsawyer009

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‘’I spent a lot of years doing nothing but breathing...

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Rob and Shantel rumored for 1988 Cocktail Remake!

posted by MirandaXRambles

I have landed some huge scoop this week as we’ve confirmed that Julie Anne Robinson is circling Dimension Films’ to direct the classic 1988 Cocktail remake which starred Tom Cruise. Based on what I’ve heard from various people who have pitched their version of Cocktail, the Weinsteins are looking for someone to make the remake fitted for “teens”, thus making the director of The Last Song perfect for the gig. This leads beautifully into the news that the company hopes (nothing is signed) to land ‘One Tree Hill’ stars Robert Buckley (Flirty with Forty) and Shantel VanSanten (The...

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Chad Michael Murray in Table Read for Will Smith’s Paper Wings

posted by peytonsawyer009

Chad Michael Murray was in a table read yesterday for the film Paper Wings, a movie being produced by Will Smith’s Overbrook Entertainment. Other stars in the table read, at Hollywood restaurant Saddle Ranch were Anna Kendrick, Milo Ventimiglia, Chad Michael Murray, Eric Dane, and Johnny Galecki of “The Big Bang Theory,” along with Tom Cruise.

Our source, who is familiar with the project, explained that they “chose the Saddle Ranch for the table read because the story of the film involves a bull rider and a country singer.”

It should be noted, though, that while those actors were at the reading, they haven’t yet officially signed on to the film.

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INTERVIEW: MARK SCHWAHN TALKS ENTRANCES & EXODUSES ON "ONE TREE HILL"

posted by peytonsawyer009

When an established television series loses two popular (and central) original cast members, there's bound to be some nervousness about moving forward with new blood. That said, any nervousness about the new season of the CW's "One Tree Hill," which returned a few weeks ago without departed stars Chad Michael Murray and Hilarie Burton, was quickly quelled after the first two episodes delivered solid ratings and, subsequently, a full season order from the CW. Jim Halterman talked with "OTH" series creator and executive producer Mark Schwahn about how time jumping brought longevity, how's it...

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Let Me Go [A OTH Fanfic]-Chapter Three:Mommy Dearest Always Knows Best

posted by luvrgirl101

Haley and Jake were in the middle of a passionate make-out session, to say the least. He smiled at her, through their kisses, running his hands over her arms, beginning to lift up her shirt.

She put her hands over his, so he could no longer complete that task. Still kissing her, however, he managed release her grip on his hands, once again working his way up her shirt.

“Jake, stop.” She broke the kiss for a second. He nodded, pulling her face back towards his.

But in mere seconds, his hands were down by her shirt again, trying to lift it up again.

Haley broke the kiss, sitting up. “Jake,...

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Let Me Go [A OTH Fanfic]-Chapter Two:But When You Make It So Obvious

posted by luvrgirl101

Nathan sighed, tossing the ball up in the air, not surprised as it swished through the hoop. His eyes moved over towards Jake and Haley, who were talking softly to each other, and laughing at something the other would say.

He’d always liked Haley. It had started long before he could even remember. Well, actually he could. All through elementary they’d been good friends. It was expected, because they always hung out.

But during eighth grade, she’d completely changed. Not they way she acted, but the way she looked. She had gone from pretty to absolutely beautiful over the summer. Her hair,...

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OTH FOTM interview with Terra (dermer4ever)!

posted by nandacavalieri

It's a bit late, sorry, it took me sometime to come up with the questions.
It was great to do this interview with such an amazing girl (and an awesome OTH fan) that Terra is. I hope you like it :)

1. Season seven without Chad and Hilarie, what are your thoughts?
First of all i love Chad and Hilarie and they are great on the show and i am going to miss them and their characters but i love oth so much i do not want to end and i think season 7 might be good and i think it is way to early to judge it before it airs.

2. Usually, how do you handle the waiting for new episodes?
not very well especially...

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SEASON 6 ARTICLE WITH MARK SCHWHAN

posted by jennifer_02

The fifth season of One Tree Hill completely reinvented the series. Instead of following the characters to college, which is a move that has doomed countless other teen dramas, creator Mark Schwahn decided to jump four years ahead and follow the characters through adulthood. It was a risky move, but one that ultimately paid off. To get fans ready for the show's sixth season, which kicks off on September 1, we sat down with Mark to get the scoop on what's coming up for the OTH gang.

For the first part of our two-part interview, we asked Mark questions submitted by BuddyTV readers. Read on to...

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Leyton FOTM interview with Maria (Mtoll) <3

posted by ritergrl

Guys, this may the best FOTM interview you ever read... evaaa! Bar, consider yourself rasied xD . PS, yeah, she's drunk xD

1. No LP next season, good or bad?
THISI S BAD!!! OTH is all abut Leyton now! This sucks

2. Why do you ship LP
Because they chemistry is so hot that I get turned on whenever I see them! They belong together.. when we see them tohethet its like ONe perspon, its perfect to watch!

3. Brucas, Jeyton, Lincas, Neyton & Pulian. If you had to pick one of the following, which would it be and why?
JEYTON!!! Jake is sucj a sweet guy! And I love hi and Peyton together! But you...