We live in a cruel world where the chances of most of us getting to spend more than a few mere minutes with One Direction are about as strong as the chances of Lindsay Lohan changing her name to Tits McGee (although she is the type who’d do most things for some cash).
Handily then, Louis Tomlinson has revealed to We Love Pop magazine how he can be won over in five minutes.
“Prove that you’re fun,” he told them.
“Have a laugh and you need to laugh at my jokes – but don’t make yourself too available.
“[The last girl I gave my number to] looked good, but it wasn’t actually that. She wasn’t like ‘Oooh you’re famous!’ "
“She was dead cool, so that’s why I asked for her number.”
Got that? Don’t acknowledge that he’s famous, have loads of fun but in a non-enthusiastic and uber cool way, but don’t forget to laugh at his jokes.
Handily then, Louis Tomlinson has revealed to We Love Pop magazine how he can be won over in five minutes.
“Prove that you’re fun,” he told them.
“Have a laugh and you need to laugh at my jokes – but don’t make yourself too available.
“[The last girl I gave my number to] looked good, but it wasn’t actually that. She wasn’t like ‘Oooh you’re famous!’ "
“She was dead cool, so that’s why I asked for her number.”
Got that? Don’t acknowledge that he’s famous, have loads of fun but in a non-enthusiastic and uber cool way, but don’t forget to laugh at his jokes.
One Direction have offered some sage advice to singers hoping to find fame on this year’s series of The X Factor.
The teenage boyband came third on the 2010 run of the ITV reality TV show and unlike Cher Lloyd who advised the new batch of hopefuls to ‘run away’ and hide, the boys claim that all the wannabes need to do, is just be themselves.
Speaking to ITV.com, Harry Styles said contestants shouldn’t be ‘phoney,’ explaining:
Don’t be phoney! Be yourself and don’t pretend be something you’re not. The public will see right through it.
Louis Tomlinson added:
Switch your songs up and don’t be afraid to go out of your comfort zone. And dress to impress. STANDARD!
Niall Horan thinks the singers just need to relax and enjoy the show, saying:
Make sure you relax and enjoy it – don’t let nerves kill all the fun. And don’t be a diva – be nice to everyone who helps you as it’s highly likely you’ll meet them again further down the line.
The teenage boyband came third on the 2010 run of the ITV reality TV show and unlike Cher Lloyd who advised the new batch of hopefuls to ‘run away’ and hide, the boys claim that all the wannabes need to do, is just be themselves.
Speaking to ITV.com, Harry Styles said contestants shouldn’t be ‘phoney,’ explaining:
Don’t be phoney! Be yourself and don’t pretend be something you’re not. The public will see right through it.
Louis Tomlinson added:
Switch your songs up and don’t be afraid to go out of your comfort zone. And dress to impress. STANDARD!
Niall Horan thinks the singers just need to relax and enjoy the show, saying:
Make sure you relax and enjoy it – don’t let nerves kill all the fun. And don’t be a diva – be nice to everyone who helps you as it’s highly likely you’ll meet them again further down the line.
Niamhs P.O.V
We got to the shopping center and went to the shoe shop 'Cans'
and Niall bought me a pair of red kneen hight converse. Aw, I love that boy!!
Then we got ice cream and went to the park. 'Niamh, there is this dance on...' Niall said quitly '
and I was thinking about asking Sarah'. I looked at him my eyes filled with tears. 'Oh god!! I was only joking!! I didn't mean to upset you!!'
I wiped the tears from my eyes 'Who were you going to ask?' I smiled 'My girlfirend, who is nicer and prettyer then her twin...'.
'Love you too Niall' We heard some one behind us. It was Sarah and Harry. 'Oh, did you hear that?' he said shly.
'Yeah' Sarah laughed. 'Sorry' he went all red.
Then I Sarah this look, and she got the idea.
'Come on Harry lets go to monsoon'
We got to the shopping center and went to the shoe shop 'Cans'
and Niall bought me a pair of red kneen hight converse. Aw, I love that boy!!
Then we got ice cream and went to the park. 'Niamh, there is this dance on...' Niall said quitly '
and I was thinking about asking Sarah'. I looked at him my eyes filled with tears. 'Oh god!! I was only joking!! I didn't mean to upset you!!'
I wiped the tears from my eyes 'Who were you going to ask?' I smiled 'My girlfirend, who is nicer and prettyer then her twin...'.
'Love you too Niall' We heard some one behind us. It was Sarah and Harry. 'Oh, did you hear that?' he said shly.
'Yeah' Sarah laughed. 'Sorry' he went all red.
Then I Sarah this look, and she got the idea.
'Come on Harry lets go to monsoon'
