JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before dinner at the GQ Awards last night.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' table for you tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? Fish fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are you working as a nurse during the day? You look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death by monkeys in Toy Story 3.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' table for you tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? Fish fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are you working as a nurse during the day? You look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death by monkeys in Toy Story 3.
Interviewer: Did you ever think when you were little, that you'd get to the point where people would actually look at you, on their walls?
Liam: Well *turns to Louis* you've got sisters aswell, i mean i've got sisters and they used to have posters of their favourite celebrities, so yeah, i've never really though about that.
Interviewer: Who was on you're bedroom walls?
Louis: I, i, i'll confess i had S-Club Juniors on my wall..
*Everyone laughs*
Niall: I went through, like a gangsta phase so i had like 50 cent.
Zayn: Ha, i had Scarface
Louis: God, yeah that makes me sound SO manly.
Interviewer: Harry what did you have?
Harry: I don't know.. i think i had like, Kermit the frog..
Liam: Well *turns to Louis* you've got sisters aswell, i mean i've got sisters and they used to have posters of their favourite celebrities, so yeah, i've never really though about that.
Interviewer: Who was on you're bedroom walls?
Louis: I, i, i'll confess i had S-Club Juniors on my wall..
*Everyone laughs*
Niall: I went through, like a gangsta phase so i had like 50 cent.
Zayn: Ha, i had Scarface
Louis: God, yeah that makes me sound SO manly.
Interviewer: Harry what did you have?
Harry: I don't know.. i think i had like, Kermit the frog..