Alan Carr is a very well known British talk show host. The first time the boys were on the show he bombarded Harry with questions about Xtra Factor host Caroline Flack. Of course you weren't dating Harry at the time so it was completely not your business however you were appauled at how Alan addressed the matter. Hoping that this time was going to be different for your new boyfriend Harry, you gave him a kiss on the cheek and stood backstage eagerly awaiting the shows beginning.
"Boys! It is quite lovely to have you back on the show here. We have missed you dearly, haven't we?" Carr spoke very enthusiastically to each member of One Direction. "Alright boys, straight to business now shall we? Harry you're up first." Your heart sank, and you began to feel ill, what in God's name was Alan Carr going to ask about you. Before you could even regain your thoughts a photo of you flashed up on the screen for the entire audience to see. "Quite a bird you've got yourself there Harry! A young bird at that!" The boys all let out laughs and Harry's face went beat red, "Well it's not all about looks Alan." Harry replied. You smiled a huge smile and giggled quietly. Alan continued on with the interrogation of 1D and you laughed with all of the things the boys were saying.
"Well, it appears Harry's bird is actually backstage right now. How about we bring her out to meet the crowd!" Your smiled faded and you were ready to run, but all of a sudden Harry's hand was intertwined with yours and his smile comforted you. The two of you walked out to a cheering crowd, Harry waving but still holding your hand tightly. "Ah, you are even more beautiful in person (y/n)." Alan said as he kissed your cheek. You smiled and replied with a soft thank you before sitting on the couch between Harry and Louis. Alan had a very cheeky smile on his face which worried you, "So (y/n) how's Harry in bed?" Alan Carr said loudly. The crowd gasped and then began laughing, the boys began heckling Harry who was sitting there unsure of what I was about to say. "Fantastic." I said quietly and quickly. The boys and Alan seemed quite surprised with my response and I blushed as I said it. Harry looked up at the crowd and then back at me and said "Isn't she lovely?". The crowed swooned and awe'd as he looked deeply into your eyes with every word he spoke. "I love you." You said I love you back and you exchanged a quick kiss. Perhaps you could get used to the media attention, however you would rather keep some things behind closed doors.
"Boys! It is quite lovely to have you back on the show here. We have missed you dearly, haven't we?" Carr spoke very enthusiastically to each member of One Direction. "Alright boys, straight to business now shall we? Harry you're up first." Your heart sank, and you began to feel ill, what in God's name was Alan Carr going to ask about you. Before you could even regain your thoughts a photo of you flashed up on the screen for the entire audience to see. "Quite a bird you've got yourself there Harry! A young bird at that!" The boys all let out laughs and Harry's face went beat red, "Well it's not all about looks Alan." Harry replied. You smiled a huge smile and giggled quietly. Alan continued on with the interrogation of 1D and you laughed with all of the things the boys were saying.
"Well, it appears Harry's bird is actually backstage right now. How about we bring her out to meet the crowd!" Your smiled faded and you were ready to run, but all of a sudden Harry's hand was intertwined with yours and his smile comforted you. The two of you walked out to a cheering crowd, Harry waving but still holding your hand tightly. "Ah, you are even more beautiful in person (y/n)." Alan said as he kissed your cheek. You smiled and replied with a soft thank you before sitting on the couch between Harry and Louis. Alan had a very cheeky smile on his face which worried you, "So (y/n) how's Harry in bed?" Alan Carr said loudly. The crowd gasped and then began laughing, the boys began heckling Harry who was sitting there unsure of what I was about to say. "Fantastic." I said quietly and quickly. The boys and Alan seemed quite surprised with my response and I blushed as I said it. Harry looked up at the crowd and then back at me and said "Isn't she lovely?". The crowed swooned and awe'd as he looked deeply into your eyes with every word he spoke. "I love you." You said I love you back and you exchanged a quick kiss. Perhaps you could get used to the media attention, however you would rather keep some things behind closed doors.
JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before dinner at the GQ Awards last night.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' table for you tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? Fish fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are you working as a nurse during the day? You look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death by monkeys in Toy Story 3.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' table for you tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? Fish fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are you working as a nurse during the day? You look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death by monkeys in Toy Story 3.
Interviewer: Did you ever think when you were little, that you'd get to the point where people would actually look at you, on their walls?
Liam: Well *turns to Louis* you've got sisters aswell, i mean i've got sisters and they used to have posters of their favourite celebrities, so yeah, i've never really though about that.
Interviewer: Who was on you're bedroom walls?
Louis: I, i, i'll confess i had S-Club Juniors on my wall..
*Everyone laughs*
Niall: I went through, like a gangsta phase so i had like 50 cent.
Zayn: Ha, i had Scarface
Louis: God, yeah that makes me sound SO manly.
Interviewer: Harry what did you have?
Harry: I don't know.. i think i had like, Kermit the frog..
Liam: Well *turns to Louis* you've got sisters aswell, i mean i've got sisters and they used to have posters of their favourite celebrities, so yeah, i've never really though about that.
Interviewer: Who was on you're bedroom walls?
Louis: I, i, i'll confess i had S-Club Juniors on my wall..
*Everyone laughs*
Niall: I went through, like a gangsta phase so i had like 50 cent.
Zayn: Ha, i had Scarface
Louis: God, yeah that makes me sound SO manly.
Interviewer: Harry what did you have?
Harry: I don't know.. i think i had like, Kermit the frog..
Lolas P.O.V
I woke up at 9:30... SHIT!! I was late for school, again. I thew on an old paur of jeans and my school juper.I grabbbed my bag legged it down the stairs and ran the whole way to school ( I'd usually take the bus to olivia and walk from there ). I got to school by the end of first period. I went to my locked to get my books for for irish and maths. Some one came up behind and stared breating on me. I tured round and whackedmy face into some ones arm.'Oh, babe, I didn't mean to hurt ya!' it was Zayn, my boyfriend,' are you ok?'
'I'm fine' then Olivia came over
'You didn't call this morring, again'
'Over slept, again'
'Oh, did ya hear?'
'What? No'
'New guy, 'is names Harry'
'Is he hot'
'yeah, but not as good as Louis'
'You like Louis?' Zayn said
'Shit, forgot you were here'
'Thanks, anyway, Louis?'
'yeah'
'Do you want to go out with him?'
'yeah'
'Ok, I'll ask'
Thanks for reading, is it any good? if i get at least five comments I'll post more.
I woke up at 9:30... SHIT!! I was late for school, again. I thew on an old paur of jeans and my school juper.I grabbbed my bag legged it down the stairs and ran the whole way to school ( I'd usually take the bus to olivia and walk from there ). I got to school by the end of first period. I went to my locked to get my books for for irish and maths. Some one came up behind and stared breating on me. I tured round and whackedmy face into some ones arm.'Oh, babe, I didn't mean to hurt ya!' it was Zayn, my boyfriend,' are you ok?'
'I'm fine' then Olivia came over
'You didn't call this morring, again'
'Over slept, again'
'Oh, did ya hear?'
'What? No'
'New guy, 'is names Harry'
'Is he hot'
'yeah, but not as good as Louis'
'You like Louis?' Zayn said
'Shit, forgot you were here'
'Thanks, anyway, Louis?'
'yeah'
'Do you want to go out with him?'
'yeah'
'Ok, I'll ask'
Thanks for reading, is it any good? if i get at least five comments I'll post more.
We've always known that Louis Tomlinson is the self-confessed party boy of One Direction.
But we didn't realise just how far he'll go for a good time.
Louis recently hopped on a plane to Ibiza for 24 hours of fun - and then Magaluf a week later!
'It was literally really spontaneous,' says 19-year-old Louis.
'I decided with my best friend Stan that we fancied a good little party, so...I went to Ibiza, and then, because I liked it so much, the weekend after I went to Magaluf.
'Happy days!
Louis must have spent as much time travelling to and from airports as he did in each resort as they were whistle-stop visits.
'Ibiza just for a night, and then Magaluf for two days,' he told BBC Radio 1.
'But it was amazing, so good.'
Room in your suitcase for us next time, Louis?
But we didn't realise just how far he'll go for a good time.
Louis recently hopped on a plane to Ibiza for 24 hours of fun - and then Magaluf a week later!
'It was literally really spontaneous,' says 19-year-old Louis.
'I decided with my best friend Stan that we fancied a good little party, so...I went to Ibiza, and then, because I liked it so much, the weekend after I went to Magaluf.
'Happy days!
Louis must have spent as much time travelling to and from airports as he did in each resort as they were whistle-stop visits.
'Ibiza just for a night, and then Magaluf for two days,' he told BBC Radio 1.
'But it was amazing, so good.'
Room in your suitcase for us next time, Louis?