I picture her as Perrie (Megan Fox)
"Mum! No! That's so annoying" I tossed the book that mum had given me just right now,"And we're having dinner"
Mum raised her eyebrows at me,"It's a book about sex and I think you have come of age to read that book,Perrie!"
I was 18. I've read this book before. Mum FORCED me to read it. She made sure I actually read it. This was the first time I've been back to my parents' flat since I went to go live by myself. I was living quite well until my parents called for me to come over. I don't even know why they bothered calling me! They didn't care basically. I partied like every single day with Eleanor at the clubs and this is the first time they've called me. Yesterday I was partying and had barely came back to my flat at like seven in the morning and I found this guy's wallet in my purse and then my parents called.
"Perrie,what have you been doing? Do you have a job?" Dad asked
I scoffed,"I'm a Starbucks barista. I work the weeks only."
Okay,that was true. After work,I went partying then I came back,slept for about 2-3 hours then woke up and went back. Sounds like bullshit,but it's not. Mum and Dad thought I was a hardworking girl. They also thought Eleanor was innocent. Yes. That's right. ELEANOR CALDER? Yeah,get over it. Okay. Yes,she's going out with Louis Tomlinson. Okay,bullshit over. Eleanor went partying with me everytime. There was at least one time where she almost ended up sleeping with some guy. I saved her arse.
"PERRIE!" Mum yelled
I glanced up from the floor,"Yes?"
"Explain to me why you came out on the news" Dad sternly said,trying to keep that smile off his face
I giggled uncontrollably,"I came out on the news..ooh..you're a funny one,dad"
"NO! PERRIE! Listen! You came out. You came out and a young man came out as well. His name was Harry Styles." Mum blurted,screaming and shaking
My eyes widened,"Is his wallet missing?"
"Yes,Perrie. You have his wallet,don't you?" Dad barked
I giggled,"Maybe"
"PERRIE!"
"FINE! CALM YOUR ARSE DOWN,DAD!" I snapped,throwing a glass cup at the wall.
Mum stood up,"Perrie,what has gotten to you?"
"I DON'T KNOW! YOU TELL ME!!! I'M A FUCKING ALCOHOLIC. YOU DON'T CARE. I KNOW YOU DON'T!" I tried screaming out my lungs
I knew it was loud since an echo went through out the whole house. Mum gasped,staring at me. Dad had a look of pity in his eyes. I rolled my eyes.
"Bullshit. Right? You all probably think I'm lying,right? Well,I'm not. Eleanor drinks too. You can go away now." I said,snatching my phone from the glass kitchen table. I took my purse on the way out,"You both can enjoy free fucks now" Mum and Dad followed me. I scoffed,taking advantage of this moment. I turned around,flicking them both off. They both gasped as if I had just told them I was pregnant.
"Perrie.."
"Mum.."
"Perrie.."
"THIS IS BULLSHIT. I'M LEAVING" I screamed,throwing the door open,then slamming it closed
Eleanor was in the Bentley,waiting patiently. I hopped into the car,pushing the keys into the slot. I scoffed,still pissed at Mum and Dad. I turned the ignition on then started driving away from this hell. I never liked it here. I hated it.
I stretched my hand to the radio,changing the station,"Mum and Dad got all shocked when I told them we were alcoholics."
"And we're still fit as hell..so they can go get some free fucks" Eleanor nodded in agreement
Eleanor and I had this thing where we would say 'Free Fucks' and no one knew what it meant. It basically meant "Go screw yourself and don't ever come back to me again. Keep the load of bullshit". We said that to most guys,saying we would give them "Free Fucks". They believed that we wanted to sleep with them. HAH! They wish. Eleanor and I arrived at Josiah's flat. I hopped out of the car,as well as Eleanor did.
"ELEANOR! PERRIE!" Josiah screamed as he got out of his Mustang
"Hey,Josiah" I muttered over my shoulder
Josiah stopped,"What's wrong?"
"Nah,just admit we are alcoholics to our parents" Eleanor said over her shoulder,giggling slightly
We went into the flat,taking this time to chill and eat. And sleep. Josiah slept like everytime he could. He was adorable,but I'd never fall in love with him. My heart has been broken too many times. Boys just want to get in my pants,then leave. It's obvious. I hope they get an STD for that. The longest time I've been with a guy was about 3 weeks. Of course the boy was the curly haired one,Harry. I called it off,because I'm already torn..
The Curly Haired Boy On The News..
We always knew those One Direction boys were cheeky chappies but they may have gone too far this time!
Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are the two members of the band that have proved themselves to be pretty funny but X Factor winner, Matt Cardle probably didn't find their latest antics too amusing.
The troublesome duo gave out Matt's mobile phone number to over 7,000 fans over Twitcam last night!
The boys decided to prank call Matt but it went straight to answerphone and we all know what happens when you reach someone's answerphone. It reads out your number...
Bless them, the boys didn't realise what they'd done for a good few minutes. Check out the video here...
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Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are the two members of the band that have proved themselves to be pretty funny but X Factor winner, Matt Cardle probably didn't find their latest antics too amusing.
The troublesome duo gave out Matt's mobile phone number to over 7,000 fans over Twitcam last night!
The boys decided to prank call Matt but it went straight to answerphone and we all know what happens when you reach someone's answerphone. It reads out your number...
Bless them, the boys didn't realise what they'd done for a good few minutes. Check out the video here...
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One Direction boys Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson flex their muscles over Star Wars
(From OK! magazine)
One Direction boys Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson flex their muscles
WE know we shouldn't be but we just can't take our eyes off this picture of One Direction boys Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson.
Two fifths of the hottest new boyband in town One Direction, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson have driven their fans crazy by posting this snap on Twitter.
The boys are playing around with Star Wars Lightsabers in the pic, which Harry posted on his page alongside the caption: "Star Wars Is Always Cool. Enough Said."
Dressed in sweatpants and T-shirts, the 1D boys do battle in what appears to be their living room.
By the looks on their faces, Harry seems to be enjoying the duel far more than Louis.
