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The following is supposedly an actual question given on a university chemistry exam. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:


First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time....
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

Virginity can be cured.

Virginity is...
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So this year happens to be over in 11 hours and 32 minutes. And because of that I thought I could write a little something about each one of you :]

Nate
The king. The king of randomness to be honest. He's just awesome and I have no idea what I (and the other pinjas) would have done without him. He must be some sort of a saint. He got the Leytoners and the Brucasers to become friends after such a long time fighting. That I respect him for. Also his pervert-ness is not to be wrong of. Even though it's kind of creepy, it's hilarious. Him and Tool together.. No needs to say more :] Nate. You're an...
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CHAPTER TWO.

Cherry cherry boom boom
Mary: HANNAH! COME HERE NOW!
H: What the HELL?
Mary: Did you buy ice-cream again? You know I hate it.
H: First off, its taste is MANGO. Epic.
Mary: Yeah right.
H: And secondly, you are a complete retard for not liking ice-cream so shut up.
Mary: But there’s no room in the fridge for my vegetables.
DING DONG. Hannah runs to open, glad that she was saved from the “fight”.
Cat: Hey my girl.
H: Hey Kitty.
Mary: Who is it?
H: It’s Cat. She brought us some ice-cream.
Mary: You have got to be kidding me. Mangos and ice-cream are FORBIDDEN in here.
G: WHY ARE YOU...
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Happy sweet sixteen my Ballah!:D
You better have a terrific day, and an amazing year ahead of you, cause you deserve it!♥

Hannah! You have this unique, amazing, incredible and loveable personality which you just can't miss! You make the room (forum) look at you when you step in, and you somehow make me smile even though i'm having a real shitty day! And I don't think I have to tell you about your world known (fanpop-known) cheating skils! PCBR (pathetic cheating babies rules) says it all!;P
You will always be my teacher/master/mentor (you choose), and I always enjoy cheating with you! Cheating...
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Tis is BS -_-

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache or backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late show - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

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