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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help you officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. You know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding the Napa Valley Wine Train. Do you have a description of the ponies?
Police Pony: No. We don't have any witnesses either. Heard, and not seen.
Vito: *Chuckles* Usually it's the other way around.
Police Pony: *Chuckles* Let me give you this. *Gives Vito a card* You let us know if you see or find anything.
Vito: *Nods* Anything else you need before you hit the road?
Police Pony: No. I'm going to get some Chinese.
Vito: Enjoy.
Police Pony: Thanks. Have a good night.
Vito: Same to you officer. *Closes the door* Well, that went easier than expected.
Jerry: *Comes downstairs with Harlan* What did he say to you?
Vito: There were no witnesses, so he doesn't know I got involved in the fight.
Harlan: Let's hope it stays that way in case they come back.

An idea then came to Jerry

Jerry: Say. What if we go to them?
Vito: You mean go back to San Franciscolt?
Jerry: They won't expect it! They're searching the entire state of Alicornia to find us, but we'll be right under their noses.
Vito: Fuck dude, you realize what'll happen if they find us?
Jerry: If they find us. The odds of that occurring are 5,000,000 in 1.
Vito: You better be right about this.
Jerry: Within the past two years, have I ever let you down?
Vito: Los Angeles?
Jerry: What about Los Angeles?
Harlan: We were on vacation there, and MS13 tried to kill us.
Jerry: Your point?
Vito: *Sighs* If you're wrong about this Jerry, I'll kill you myself.
Jerry: You won't be firing anymore bullets for the rest of your life.
Vito: How soon can you get us back?
Jerry: Right now, I don't know, but I'll give you a heads up soon.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the station, the Germans were interrogating Maurice. He was hit several times in the face. He had a bruise on his right cheek, his chin, and blood was on his forehead.

German Pony 593: *Hits Maurice while holding him by the neck* Who did it?
Maurice: *Gets punched again, and has blood come out of his nose* I'm not sure, I can't remember. I was drunk!
German Pony 593: You're lying!! *Throws a bucket of water onto Maurice*
Maurice: *Coughing*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Walks into the room* If you tell the truth, you live. Now, what does he look like?
Maurice: Colonel, I can't remember. *Stares...
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