December 21st, 1980
Jerry: *In the kitchen, eating a banana*
Vito: *Walks into the house* Jerry, I did it.
Jerry: You got us a house?
Vito: Yep. We'll be out of here by New Years Day, just like I promised.
Kayla: *Walks into the house*
Vito: *Looks at Kayla* You didn't tell me you had a marefriend.
Kayla: Is this your brother?
Jerry: Yep, I'd like you to finally meet Vito.
Kayla: Charmed.
Vito: Likewise. Let me make a call. I too have a marefriend, and she's getting lonely all the way in Chicagoat.
Jerry: Be my guest.
Vito: *Picks up the phone, and dials Penny's number*
It was snowing in Chicagoat. Penny was warm in her house when she heard her phone.
Penny: Vito, hi! How's Alicornia treating you?
Vito: Swell. My brother and I are moving north to Napa. Perhaps you'd like to join us.
Penny: I'd love to.
Vito: Perfect. I just want to give you a heads up. My brother, and his marefriend will also be joining us.
Penny: I've been looking forward to meeting your brother.
Vito: Good. Once we get everything settled, I'll call you again with our address. While you're waiting, quit your job, and get in the wine producing business with us.
Penny: I actually do advertising. I can simply transfer.
Vito: Good. That'll be easier for you. Goodbye Penny. Merry Christmas.
Penny: Merry Christmas Vito. *Hangs up*
Vito: *Sighs happily* I know that our future will be better for us.
Jerry: How are we going to cover up our tracks?
Vito: It shouldn't be that hard. Just keep your mouth shut, and don't leave behind any clues.
New Years Day, 1981
Boss: We haven't heard from Jerry, or Vito in a long time.
Q: Vito said he was living with Jerry now. After that escort they gave our capos across the Golden Neigh Bridge, they've been getting along.
Boss: That's good. Let's give them a call, and see if they can do a job for us. *Gets his phone, and calls Jerry*
Green Stallion: *Answers the phone* Good morning.
Boss: Is that you Jerry? Your voice sounds different.
Green Stallion: Uh, this is Brett. I'm afraid you have the wrong number.
Boss: Doesn't anypony named Jerry live there?
Green Stallion: Not anymore, he moved out of town. He said he was moving up to Willits.
Boss: Are you serious?!
Green Stallion: Sorry buddy.
Boss: You gotta be fucking kidding!!!
Green Stallion: I'm not. Goodbye. *Hangs up*
Boss: Jerry, and Vito are leaving the gang! They're going to Willits!! Get a car, with three more ponies, and go find them!!
Q: Right away! *Runs off*
2 B Continued
Jerry: *In the kitchen, eating a banana*
Vito: *Walks into the house* Jerry, I did it.
Jerry: You got us a house?
Vito: Yep. We'll be out of here by New Years Day, just like I promised.
Kayla: *Walks into the house*
Vito: *Looks at Kayla* You didn't tell me you had a marefriend.
Kayla: Is this your brother?
Jerry: Yep, I'd like you to finally meet Vito.
Kayla: Charmed.
Vito: Likewise. Let me make a call. I too have a marefriend, and she's getting lonely all the way in Chicagoat.
Jerry: Be my guest.
Vito: *Picks up the phone, and dials Penny's number*
It was snowing in Chicagoat. Penny was warm in her house when she heard her phone.
Penny: Vito, hi! How's Alicornia treating you?
Vito: Swell. My brother and I are moving north to Napa. Perhaps you'd like to join us.
Penny: I'd love to.
Vito: Perfect. I just want to give you a heads up. My brother, and his marefriend will also be joining us.
Penny: I've been looking forward to meeting your brother.
Vito: Good. Once we get everything settled, I'll call you again with our address. While you're waiting, quit your job, and get in the wine producing business with us.
Penny: I actually do advertising. I can simply transfer.
Vito: Good. That'll be easier for you. Goodbye Penny. Merry Christmas.
Penny: Merry Christmas Vito. *Hangs up*
Vito: *Sighs happily* I know that our future will be better for us.
Jerry: How are we going to cover up our tracks?
Vito: It shouldn't be that hard. Just keep your mouth shut, and don't leave behind any clues.
New Years Day, 1981
Boss: We haven't heard from Jerry, or Vito in a long time.
Q: Vito said he was living with Jerry now. After that escort they gave our capos across the Golden Neigh Bridge, they've been getting along.
Boss: That's good. Let's give them a call, and see if they can do a job for us. *Gets his phone, and calls Jerry*
Green Stallion: *Answers the phone* Good morning.
Boss: Is that you Jerry? Your voice sounds different.
Green Stallion: Uh, this is Brett. I'm afraid you have the wrong number.
Boss: Doesn't anypony named Jerry live there?
Green Stallion: Not anymore, he moved out of town. He said he was moving up to Willits.
Boss: Are you serious?!
Green Stallion: Sorry buddy.
Boss: You gotta be fucking kidding!!!
Green Stallion: I'm not. Goodbye. *Hangs up*
Boss: Jerry, and Vito are leaving the gang! They're going to Willits!! Get a car, with three more ponies, and go find them!!
Q: Right away! *Runs off*
2 B Continued
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present
Grand Theft Ponies
San Franciscolt, December 1988
The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case Cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10
Gordon: I always told you that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.
Suddenly, the phone rings.
Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: Hey Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Song: link
Sean: I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. Welcome to the sixth story in my franchise.
Hedgehog In Ponyville: One Last Time...For Now
Stop the song
It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.
King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*
November 23, 2012
Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash were at Carousel Botique. You can guess what they're doing.
Rainbow Dash: *In a fancy dress* Come on Rarity! Me, and AJ don't wanna do this anymore!
Applejack: *Wearing a maid's outfit* You said we'd only try on two outfits. You made us wear seven!
Rarity: Complaining will get us nowhere. Now stand still. *Hears someone banging on her door* Who could that be? *Opens the door*
Diamond Dogs: Hi ponies!
Rarity: *Clears throat*
Fido: Oh no! It's that whining pony!...
