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It was a beautiful day in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to show you the real intro for this fanfic.

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San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the Bay Bridge*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

In association with Izfankirby

Mexicans: *Turn their car to the right as they get off the Bay Bridge*

Grand Theft Ponies 3

Starring Gordon Suite
Case Cracker
Jim Braddock
Sam Phillips
Michael
And introducing Izzy Gomez and his gang of Mexicans

The song fades away as everything dissolves to Mane Ashbury. Our main characters are in the pizzeria celebrating Gordon's birthday.

Jim: Happy birthday Gordon.
Sam: Blow out the candles before this place gets set on fire.
Gordon: *Blows out candles* Okay, now get me my presents.
Jim: Case, you start with yours.
Case Cracker: Here it is. *gives him a brown box with his gift inside* I got it online, a new website had it.
Gordon: Cool. *Opens box* Hey, this is awesome. All three Lethal Weapon movies on VHS. Thanks Case.
Sam: Don't forget to invite us to your place when you watch them.
Gordon: Don't worry. I'll even have popcorn for you guys.
Mexican Pony: *Walks into building* I have a birthday gift for you.
Gordon: Who is this-
Mexican Pony: *Shoots Gordon then runs away*
Gordon: Ah! *His blood ends up on the birthday gift Case Cracker got him. He falls on the floor*
Jim: Son of a bitch. Get that Mexican! Sam, go with him.
Sam: Come on, we'll take my Vette.
Case Cracker: Damn! Hang in there Gordon. *runs to drive Sam's Vette*
Mexican Pony: *Gets in car*
Mexican Pony 467: Is it done?
Mexican Pony: Si senor. That orange unicorn is going to die.
Mexican Pony 467: Excelente. *Drives away*
Sam: There they go. They're driving a black Decade. *Gets in car* And be careful with this car.
Case Cracker: Yeah, sure. *hits the accelerator, adjusting the speed as they get on the road*
Mexican Pony 467: Who are those two?
Mexican Pony: I don't know, friends of that pony you wanted me to kill? Lose them.
Mexican Pony 467: *Turns left on Baker Street*
Mexican Pony: Head towards Fisherstallion's wharf. We'll lose them on the cable car lines.
Case Cracker: *Decelerates somewhat along the turn, knocking his gun to the cars floor. Still seeing and tailing the Mexican Pony's car*
Mexican Pony 467: *Turns right*
Case Cracker: *Skids in the turn but regains control soon enough* Shoot them to slow them down man.
Sam: *Rolling down his window*
Mexican Pony 467: *Driving on a street with train tracks*
Mexican Pony: Why do these tracks have three rails?
Mexican Pony 467: That middle rail is where the cable is. This is the cable car line.
Sam: *Shoots back window*
Mexican Pony: *Shoots gun out of Sam's hoof*
Sam: Whoops.
Case Cracker: *Dodges an oncoming car, straying from the Mexican Pony*
Mexican Pony 467: *Turns left*
Mexican Pony: *Looking behind them*
Sam: *Showing a picture of the middle finger*
Mexican Pony: *Staring at picture, then looks forward*
Mexican Pony 467: *Driving downhill*
Case Cracker: *Speeds up*
Sam: Come on, we're losing them.
Mexican Pony 467: *Going downhill*
Cable Car Pony: *Ringing bell*
Mexican Pony 467: *Turns right*
Case Cracker: *Makes a sharp right, hitting a parked car with the side-mirror*
Sam: Oh shit. Well, at least you didn't hit the cable car.
Mexican Pony 467: *Spins out, then flips his car onto the roof*
Case Cracker: There they go! *Slows the car* Get me my pistol. *motions with his head that it's on Sam's side of the floor of the Vette*
Sam: *Gives Case his pistol* I don't think they survived that.
Case Cracker: *Gets closer and stops the car* Ugh. Looks like your right.
Sam: If we find more Mexicans like them, we better find out who they're working for.
Case Cracker: Yeah if we do. Better leave before the cops bring this down on us. *Drives away*

At the pizza parlor.

Waiter: Jim, you got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those Mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill their selves.
Jim: Dammit. Next time we get attacked by these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up, then goes to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim said next time we get attacked by those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.
Case Cracker: Okay. He should be at the hospital by now. *Drives to the hospital*
Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know where those Mexicans hang out.
Case Cracker: Let's talk to Jim about it after we see Gordon.
Sam: Okay.

At the hospital, Gordon was watching License To Murder.

Sanchez: He's on the trailer! *shoots at Con*
Con: *sets charge on trailer*
Case Cracker: *Walks in with Sam* Hey, what are you watching man?
Gordon: Con Mane: License To Murder.
Sam: Is it any good?
Gordon: I'll just say it's better without the commercials.
Case Cracker: Fair enough.
Gordon: I wish I could watch my Lethal Weapon films.
Case Cracker: Tell you what man, I'll bring them over to you during my next visit.
Gordon: Good. I appreciate that.

Meanwhile, on the Sausalito Side of the Golden Neigh Bridge.

Mexican Pony 66: Two of our stallions got killed.
Mexican Pony 47: How did they die?
Mexican Pony 66: They crashed.
Mexican Pony 47: Goddamnit! We must notify our leader at once. We'll go through Oatland, and meet up in Alameda by the abandoned train bridge.

Ten minutes later, they both met up with more Mexicans

Mexican Pony 98: Alameda is now our hood. Nopony from other gangs are allowed, and if they do show up, kill them.
Mexican Pony 47: Who is our leader?
Izzy: Me.
Mexican Pony 66: Senor Gomez.
Izzy: Si, it is me. I hope you dealt with Braddock's gang member, Gordon. I have heard we have another gang to deal with from Fillydelphia.
Mexican Pony 98: And who is their leader?
Izzy: A stallion named Michael. His gang has been here for three years, and each day more ponies join them.
Mexican Pony 73: Christ, we're dealing with a lot here.
Izzy: I know. Everypony thinks that we are bad, thinking we come into this country illegally. Now, they're going to regret making those rumors. Wipe everyone out from both gangs!
Mexicans: Si senor.

Case Cracker was driving his car on the highway. He was heading north for Sausalito to get an upgrade for his Flam Tornado when this occurred.

Fillydelphia Ponies: *In a black Pearla, a Capri and a red Amigo*
Fillydelphia Pony 75: Three years, and we're still after this son of a bitch.
Case Cracker: *Looks at the three cars behind him*
Fillydelphia Pony 53: He's looking at us.
Fillydelphia Pony 47: But he's not doing anything.
Fillydelphia Pony 53: Shoot him.
Fillydelphia Pony 47: *Leans out of the car with his assault rifle and fires six bullets*
Case Cracker: *Floors it*
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Following him*
Filydelphia Pony 75: I got the Lambronyni, so it looks like I'm the only one that can get him. *Catching up to Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Opens his window, and with his magic, shoots at the pony with his assault rifle*
Fillydelphia Pony 75: *Gets shot, and crashes his car. It rolls over several times*
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Pass by*
Ponies: *Stop their cars to avoid crashing into the Lambronyni*
Fillydelphia Pony 49: *On walkie talkie* Get a helicopter! They took down one of our cars.

The helicopter was flying near the Golden Neigh Bridge, waiting for Case Cracker.

Case Cracker: *Sees the helicopter* Man, this is just gonna be a repeat of what happened 3 years ago.
Pilot: *Flying above Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Shooting at the helicopter*
Pilot: *Fires a missile*
Fillydelphia Pony 49: He's escaping.
Pilot: That missile will hit him, and he'll die.

The missile blew up right behind Case Cracker's car. It flipped onto it's roof.

Fillydelphia Pony 49: Heh. Looks like you weren't lying.
Pilot: Make sure that I'm right, and that he's dead.
Fillydelphia Pony 49: On it.
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Slowly passing the car, and see Case Cracker*
Fillydelphia Pony 49: You were right. That missile did kill him.
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Driving away*
Pilot: *Leaves the scene*
Case Cracker: *Opens his eyes as he gets out of his car*

May 6, 1995. The day Gordon got out of the hospital.

Sam: *On phone with Case Cracker* Yeah, I'm outside of the hospital right now. He should come out soon.
Case Cracker: Aight man. Don't take too long. Jim wants to see him.
Sam: *Sees Gordon walking out of the hospital* Shouldn't take too long. He's coming out now.
Gordon: *Walking to Sam* Hey.
Sam: Hey yourself. How are you feeling?
Gordon: Good. Let's go see the others.

The pizzeria on Mane Ashbury was crowded, but that didn't stop Gordon and the others from talking about business.

Jim: Gordon, welcome back.
Gordon: Thanks Jim. Guess what I saw on the news yesterday at the hospital.
Jim: Tell us.
Gordon: I found out that the leader of the Mexican gang is somepony named Izzy Gomez. They got in a fight with the Fillydelphians.
Case Cracker: Man, they tried to kill me while you were chillin' your ass in there.
Gordon: I wasn't chilling. I was a nervous wreck, thinking about you guys risking your ass out there.
Jim: Things went okay. Now I have a job for all three of you. I want yout to go to this store on Fillmore street. We've been getting money from there by extortion, but the cops are starting to get suspicious. One officer goes there to check things out, but that all stops today.
Case Cracker: So we're gonna eliminate this officer?
Jim: Yes, but we can't do it without shoes. The cops will get our hoofprints. You three should go get a pair of shoes somewhere for all four of your hooves, and then you get the job done.
Sam: Alright, let's go get shoes. After that, we head for the shop. It's called the Global Mobile.
Case Cracker: I know that place. See you there.

A few minutes later, they met up at Global Mobile, each of them wearing a pair of black sneakers.

Case Cracker: *Steps out of a Taxi while Sam arrives in his Corvette, and Gordon arrives in his Wrestler*
Sam: What happened to your car?
Case Cracker: Wrecked it while the Fillydelphians tried to kill me.
Gordon: Shame. That was a '75.
Case Cracker: Yeah, I'm gonna miss it. In the meantime, I might buy a truck.
Sam: I can't imagine you buying a truck.
Gordon: Let's talk about that later, and focus on the job.
Case Cracker: He's right. Let's get that cop. *Goes into the store with Gordon, and Sam*
Store Owner: Hello you three.
Sam: Hey. The cops heard about our extortion going on here. We're going to kill the police pony that discovered our business, and you just need to act like nothing is going on. The three of us will hide in the back room.
Case Cracker: And you're not gonna make this any more difficult than it has to be.
Store Owner: No sir.
Case Cracker: *Goes into the back room with Gordon, and Sam*
Sam: *Grabs knife, and carves out a small hole in the door* We'll take turns watching for that cop.
Case Cracker: You could take the first shift.
Sam: That's what I'm doing.
Cop: *Arrives* Okay, I need more info on those extortions.
Sam: He's here. Get your gun ready. *Loads up a Walther P99*
Gordon: *Loads his .357 with bullets*
Case Cracker: *Gets his Glock 22 out*
Store Owner: What exactly do you need to know?
Cop: I need to know-
Sam: *Opens door* Nothing! *Shoots cop*
Cop: *Dies*
Case Cracker: Got that taken care of.
Sam: *Puts dead body in back room* Spray the room with disinfectant once a day, and let us know when his body is nothing but bones.
Store Owner: Okay? How will I prevent anypony from seeing this?
Sam: Lock the doors.
Case Cracker: You don't think it'll be easier to dump it?
Sam: When his body turns into nothing but bones, yes. Right now, we would look strange if we walked out of here with a garbage bag.
Gordon: They would know that we're the ones who killed the cop.
Case Cracker: I see your point.
Sam: Now let's get back to Jim.

When Case Cracker returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job you three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would you like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No more cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. Next day, Gordon was sleeping when Case Cracker walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what the hell are you doing?
Case Cracker: Asking you for some help.
Gordon: What's wrong?
Case Cracker: I'm trying to replace my Tornado after it got wrecked, but some things are making it complicated.
Gordon: Like?
Case Cracker: First of all, I want a Lambronyni, but Canterlot keeps sending me 60% discounts for a Firebolt. I don't know which one I want man.
Gordon: Why don't you just buy the Firebolt, and steal the Lambronyni?
Case Cracker: That could be arranged.
Gordon: *Smiles* I think I know what you got planned.
Case Cracker: Heard there's a rich stallion just outa town. Word is he has a Lambronyni, with some other cars.
Gordon: Excellent. We'll get Sam to help us out. When do we get the car?
Case Cracker: Could get it tomorrow night or we'll have to wait another week.
Gordon: Tomorrow. I want you to have that car as soon as possible.
Case Cracker: Thanks man. So it's settled. The three of us get that car tomorrow.

May 7, 1995, 9:43 PM

Gordon: *On phone at his house* Where do we meet up?
Case Cracker: Outside the gas station on 5th street. Sam's giving me a ride there.
Gordon: I'll be there. See you later.
Case Cracker: *Hangs up*

2.5 minutes later

Gordon: *Stops at the gas station*
Case Cracker: *Arrives with Sam*
Gordon: Okay, we got everything we need?
Case Cracker: Yeah some of our tools are in the trunk. Ready to head over there?
Gordon: You know it.
Sam: *Driving to the house with the Lambronyni*
Gordon: *Follows*

They parked their cars outside of the house, and walked up the driveway.

Case Cracker: *Arrives at a gate with a pass code lock. He uses his tracking magic to see the buttons most pressed. He types in the code, and the gate opens* They've got a lotta security alarms, but we should be able to get through them.
Gordon: *Sees Lambronyni* There it is.
Sam: *Gives Case Cracker keys* I had somepony create these to be the same type of keys that start those cars. It should work, but if it doesn't, we go to plan B.
Gordon: Hotwire the car.
Case Cracker: Got it. *Takes keys, and puts it in the ignition. He turns it, and the car turns on* Sounds like a beauty.
Sam: Let's go before someone spots us.

While Case Cracker drove the car away, Sam and Gordon ran to their cars, and followed Case Cracker.

Case Cracker: *Gets on walkie talkie* Can you two hear me?
Sam: Yeah.
Gordon: Yes.
Case Cracker: I'm getting this thing repainted, and upgraded. I'll see you tomorrow.
Sam: Alright. Be careful.
Gordon: See you tomorrow buddy.

Next morning, Case Cracker was driving his Lambronyni to the pizzeria. He had repainted the Lambronyni Amigo in purple, and upgraded the engine, and brakes.

Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Sam: *Arrives, and parks behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: Well, what do you think?
Sam: I think he has the best car in San Franciscolt.
Case Cracker: Of course I do. *Gets out*
Gordon: Wonder what Jim has for us today.

They walked in together, and found out.

Jim: Hello you three. I got something for you. The Mexicans are gathering near the abandoned railway bridge in Alameda. It's possible that they have a lot of powerful weapons stored somewhere. Find them, and destroy them.
Gordon: Okay.
Sam: Count me in. As if I got a choice. *Chuckles*
Case Cracker: Alright then.
Gordon: Let's get going. The sooner, the better. *Runs to his car*
Sam: *Runs to his car*
Case Cracker: *Gets to his car and drives*
Gordon & Sam: *Following Case Cracker in their cars*

They saw the abandoned bridge once they entered Alameda.

Sam: Alright, I know a place where we can park near here. Follow me. *Drives towards a shopping center*
Gordon: *Follows Sam*
Case Cracker: How did you two get in front of me?
Gordon: You gave us an easy opportunity.
Case Cracker: We ain't racin' fools.
Sam: I know that. *Parks in parking lot*
Gordon: *Parks next to Sam*
Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Mexicans: *Walking towards railway bridge*
Gordon: Okay. Let's try not to make too much noise. *Walks slowly toward Mexicans*
Sam: *Following Gordon*
Case Cracker: *Quietly follows*
Mexican Pony: Where's Izzy?
Mexican Pony 6: He'll be here soon. Let's talk about the weapons.
Gordon: *Hides in bushes* We attack them on my go.
Sam: *Hides next to Gordon*
Case Cracker: *Nods*
Mexican Pony: They're stored at my apartment by the BART station.
Mexican Pony 3: Why do you have more than one apartment?
Mexican Pony: Why not?
Gordon: Now. *Shoots two mexicans*
Mexican Pony 3: *Grabs gun*
Sam: *Shoots gun out of mexican's hoof*
Mexican Pony 3: What do you want?!
Gordon: The weapons. They're at an apartment near a Bart station. Which one is it?
Mexican Pony 3: What weapons are you talking about?
Sam: We were hoping you could tell us. Did Hahn Solo send your gang a bunch of Millenium Falcons or something?
Mexican Pony 3: I, uh..
Case Cracker: *Shoots the ground near the Mexican's hooves* Spill the beans Estúpido.
Mexican Pony 3: They're at an apartment near the BART Station in Oatland! Once you get back in that town from here, you'll see it. The apartment has five stories, and it's red!
Gordon: Thank you. That's all we needed to know, and since you've been a really big help. *Shoots Mexican pony in the head* That's your present.
Sam: The BART station ain't that far. We can walk there.
Case Cracker: Good. *Heads over to the BART station*
Gordon & Sam: *Follows Case Cracker*

The Mexican was right. Once they walked back into Oatland, they saw where they had to go.

Case Cracker: There's the apartment.
Gordon: You two go first. I got ya covered.
Sam: *Goes in, and has his gun at the ready*
Case Cracker: *Readies his gun and goes in. He doesn't see any Mexican ponies on the floor*
Gordon: *Goes in* It's quiet.
Sam: Too quiet.
Gordon: I wanted to say that!

Hoofsteps can be heard coming down the stairs.

Gordon: Wait for it.
Sam: *Pointing gun at stairs*
Case Cracker: *Goes to the side of the stairs*
Mexican Pony 74: I thought I heard voices.
Gordon: *Shoots Mexican*
Mexican Pony 98: Intruders!
Sam: *Goes up the stairs, and shoots two Mexicans*
Case Cracker: *Follows up and shoots one Mexican*
Gordon: *Moves upstairs*
Sam: There's some of the weapons. There's probably more upstairs.
Gordon: Take them. Me, and Case will go up to get the rest of them.
Mexicans: *Coming down from third floor*
Sam: *Throws grenade to Case Cracker* Pull the pin, and blow them to hell.
Case Cracker: *Catches it* Got it. *Waits for the Mexican ponies to come closer, then pulls the pin and throws it at the Mexicans*
Mexicans: Granada! *Die from explosion*
Gordon: Move! *Goes upstairs*
Sam: *Follows*
Case Cracker: *Rushes upstairs*
Mexicans: *Firing guns*
Gordon: *Takes one step down, and returns fire*
Sam: *Runs past, knocks down a table, and uses it for cover*
Mexican Pony 61: *Shooting at Gordon & Case Cracker*
Gordon: *Runs to Sam's table*
Case Cracker: *Dives for another table and knocks it down for cover*
Gordon: *Grabs a shotgun* We need more firepower!
Sam: I took an assault rifle from them.

More Mexicans arrived.

Case Cracker: *Finds an MP5, and shoots from cover*
Mexicans: *Getting killed by Case Cracker*
Gordon: I think we're clear.
Case Cracker: Okay, let's see if there's another stockpile around here.
Gordon: To the roof. *Goes upstairs*

Twenty mexicans are on the roof. They have machine guns, grenade launchers, and are hiding behind sandbags.

Gordon: *Sees mexicans* Whoa!
Mexicans: *Shooting machine guns*
Gordon: Get back! They have grenade launchers!!
Sam: *Gets to bottom of stairs*
Case Cracker: *Follows*
Mexican Pony 8: *Shoots grenade launcher*

The grenade explodes at the stairs, and does not hurt anypony.

Sam: *Pulls pin on grenade, and throws it at Mexicans*
Gordon: *Hears explosion, and screaming* Let's go back up. Slowly.
Sam: Okay.
Case Cracker: Right behind ya.
Gordon: *Goes upstairs*
Sam: *Behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: *Lays down* Throw another grenade just in case.
Sam: *Pulls pin on another grenade, and throws it*
Mexicans: *Fall downstairs*
Gordon: Well, so much for those assholes.
Case Cracker: Looks like we cleared them out.
Sam: Excellent.
Case Cracker: We should take another look around, then get outta here.
Gordon: Alright, I'll get those weapons on the 3rd floor.
Sam: We'll get all the weapons here.

Having collected all of the weapons, Gordon Sam and Case Cracker walked back to their cars. They drove back into San Franciscolt without raising any suspicion.

Just outside of the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury

Jim: *In an alleyway, examining the weapons* You three did really well.
Gordon: Thank you sir.
Sam: Thanks.
Case Cracker: Took out a few of them too.
Jim: Alright. Good work. *Walks away*
Sam: Now, here's a job I want you to do for me. There's a nice Lightningbird I really want somewhere in the Fillmore District. The L bird that I want is white, with black wheels. Make sure the owner of the car doesn't catch you, because he's really crazy.
Gordon: How crazy?
Sam: Let's just say, he's been waiting twelve years for the new episode of Taxi to arrive.
Case Cracker: Ok then.
Sam: Good luck. Take one car to get there.
Gordon: Wanna use mine?
Case Cracker: Sure, you could pay for the gas too.

While they got in Gordon's car, Gordon thought about what Sam said.

Sam: *In Gordon's mind* Let's just say, he's been waiting twelve years for the new episode of Taxi to arrive.
Gordon: Case, did you ever hear about the show Taxi? With Danny Devito, and Christopher Lloyd?
Case Cracker: Yeah, didn't watch it much though.
Gordon: *Enters the Fillmore District* Look for a Wrestler with black wheels. *Drives while looking for the car*
Case Cracker: We ain't lookin' for a Wrestler man.
Gordon: Shit, I forgot. We're looking for a Lightningbird. *Turns left* It should be here somewhere.
Case Cracker: There it is.
Gordon: *Stops* Alright buddy, good luck.
Case Cracker: *Gets out and attempts to pick the car's lock*
Black Pony: Hey! What are you doin' to my car?!
Gordon: I'll distract him! *Drives away*
Black Pony: *Running after Gordon's car*
Gordon: *Turns around*
Black Pony: *On the street* Yeah, you better come back nigga. Get yo ass back here!
Gordon: *Runs over the black pony*
Case Cracker: *Gets in, and starts the car*
Gordon: *Backs up so he can talk to Case Cracker* Got it?
Case Cracker: Yeah man, get going.
Gordon: *Drives away*
Case Cracker: *Follows*

They arrived at Sam's place

Case Cracker: *Stops the car in front of Sam's house*
Gordon: *Stops behind Case Cracker*
Sam: *Walks out of his house*
Case Cracker: *Gets out of the car*
Sam: *Sees Case Cracker* Nice work.
Case Cracker: Thanks man. How much do we get for this?
Sam: Here's twelve grand for the both of you.
Case Cracker: *Takes the $24,000, and gives Gordon his half* Might hit this at the bar later.
Sam: Can I go with you?
Gordon: I'd like to join you too.
Case Cracker: Yeah, definitely.
Gordon: Awesome.
Sam: We'll all go in Gordon's Wrestler. This may be a two door muscle car, but it's got four seats.
Gordon: Sit in the back.
Sam: Okay. *Gets in the back*
Case Cracker: *Sits down next to Gordon*
Gordon: *Drives for the bar*

Case Cracker, Gordon, and Sam drove their cars to the bar. They sat at a table watching the sports channel.

Case Cracker: Know if there's a game on tonight?
Gordon: Depends. Do you like basketball?
Case Cracker: Yeah, sure I do.
Gordon: Then the Lakers are going against the Nets.
Case Cracker: Sounds good.
Sam: Alright. We'll watch the game as soon as it turns on.
Gordon: But for now, let's get drunk.
Case Cracker: Yeah.
Bartender: What will it be?
Case Cracker: Get me some whiskey.
Bartender: What about you two?
Gordon: I'll take beer.
Sam: Scotch.

Meanwhile in Alameda.

Izzy: What happened?
Mexican 35: They... We-
Izzy: You let those assholes steal our weapons! Do you know where they are now?
Mexican 35: No!
Izzy: Then find them!!
Bartender: *passes the drinks all around. The game starts with the Lakers having the ball*
Gordon: Thank you.
Case Cracker: *Drinks his whiskey*
Gordon: The Nets better win this game.
Sam: Seriously? I want the Lakers to win.
Case Cracker: I like football more, but I bet the Nets are gonna win this one.
Gordon: Thank you. Somepony finally agrees with me!
Case Cracker: *Watching the game* We've got the first basket too. *Takes a drink of his whiskey*
Gordon: *Drinking his beer*
Sam: Your team might have scored first, but the game just started.
Case Cracker: Okay.
Sam: *Drinks scotch*
Announcer: And a foul has been called on the Nets.
Case Cracker: Man, what the fuck was that bullshit?!
Sam: *Laughs*
Gordon: The referee must be fucked up or something.
Case Cracker: Must be.
Sam: *Continues drinking scotch*
Case Cracker: *Takes another drink of whiskey*
Mexicans: *Barging in with guns*
Sam: We got company.
Case Cracker: Course we do. *Takes a last drink*
Mexican 93: You are surrounded. There is no point in trying to run. Let's go.
Gordon: *Drinks beer*
Mexican Pony 93: *Walking towards Gordon* I said let's go!
Gordon: Wait for it.
Mexican Pony 93: Hey, I'm talking to you dipshit!
Gordon: *Smashes beer bottle, and sticks it in Mexican's face. He holds him hostage while grabbing his .44 revolver, and shoots the two other mexicans standing by the entrance.*
Sam: *Loads up his Walther P99* If we can't run away from these guys, we'll just have to hide somewhere, and deal with them in here.
Case Cracker: Gotcha.
Gordon: I'm gonna switch to something more powerful. *Grabs M16*
Mexicans: *Walking into the bar*
Sam: *Shoots Mexicans*
Mexicans: *Die*
Gordon: How many are left?
Sam: *Looks out window* Only twelve. A few of them are on rooftops.
Gordon: I'm gonna check the alleyway. *Walks towards the back door*
Mexican 45: *Shoots a sniper rifle*
Gordon: *Nearly gets hit by bullet*
Case Cracker: That was loud. You see where that came from?
Gordon: One of those buildings in front of us on the fourth floor. Be careful. *Goes into alleyway, and checks it*
Mexican Pony 25: *Shooting at Gordon*
Gordon: *Takes cover, and returns fire, killing all the mexicans in the alleyway*
Sam: What goes on?
Gordon: Coast is clear. Get back here, but be careful of that sniper.
Case Cracker: *Makes a run for the dumpster in the alleyway for cover from the Mexican Sniper*
Sam: *Runs into alleyway*
Gordon: We're gonna hotwire that Chevy, and make a break for it.
Sam: Alright. Get it over with.

All three of them run towards a dark green Cavalry.

Gordon: *Gets in driver's seat, and starts to hotwire the car*
Sam: Hurry up!
Gordon: I'm going as fast as I can!
Case Cracker: *Watches for incoming Mexican ponies*
Gordon: *Starts car, and backs up onto street*
Mexicans: *Getting close in Dodge pick up trucks*
Gordon: *Floors it*
Mexicans: *Following Gordon*
Gordon: Get them off our ass!!
Case Cracker: *Edges the barrel of a shotgun out the window and shoots at the Mexicans*
Mexican Pony 93: *Spinning out of control*
Sam: *Grabs a MP5K, and shoots more Mexicans*
Gordon: *Drifts left*
Mexican Pony 52: *Rams the car*
Gordon: *Crashes into a fire hydrant, but he quickly backs up, and takes a right onto another turn*
Mexican Pony 52: *Following in reverse*
Case Cracker: *Shoots the back window of the truck*
Mexican Pony 52: *Does a 180 degree turn*
Gordon: *Drifts right*
Sam: *Shoots tire on truck*
Mexican Pony 52: *Loses control, and crashes into a building*
Case Cracker: Whoa. Well we got rid of them.
Gordon: Thanks to you guys. That shit was crazy.
Case Cracker: Sure was.
Sam: Well at least it's over.
Gordon: Yeah, but now we'll never find out who won that basketball game.
Sam: I bet the Lakers won.
Gordon: We'll find out tomorrow.

The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia Pony 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia Pony 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next day

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get their asses over here, and you do the same thing! *Fires two bullets* I need your help!!
Case Cracker: Okay, okay! You at the pizzaria?
Jim: No, I'm at Princess Celestia's castle in Canterlot, OF COURSE I'M AT THE PIZZERIA!! Now get Gordon, Sam, and yourself over here now.
Case Cracker: Fine! I'll call them. *calls Gordon*
Gordon: *Picks up phone* Yeah?
Case Cracker: There's a shooting at the pizzaria! We've gotta head over there!
Gordon: I'll be right there. *Hangs up, and runs to his car*
Case Cracker: *Calls Sam*
Sam: *Answers phone* Who is it?
Case Cracker: Yo you've gotta get to the pizzeria! Bring a gun!
Sam: I got it. *Hangs up* Whatever it is must be serious. *Grabs two MP5K's, grabs twenty rounds of ammo, and runs to his car*
Gordon: *Driving to the pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *Takes a big bag full of weapons and ammo to his car and drives to the pizzeria*
Sam: *Drives to pizzeria*
Mexicans: *Getting shot by Jim*
Gordon: *Stops at Pizzeria*
Mexicans: *Shooting Gordon's car*
Gordon: *Grabs Stoner 63 with extended magazines* You fuckers just made a big mistake!! *Shooting Mexicans*
Jim: Get in here! More are coming up with the Fillydelphia gang.
Sam: *Stops at Pizzeria* What? Are we done?
Jim: No. Get in here.
Sam, and Gordon: *Go into pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *Stops his car, and gets in with the others*
Fillydelphia Gangsters: *Arrive with the mexicans*
Mexican Pony 64: Get out of here. This is our job.
Fillydelphia Pony 63: Fuck off man! We're killing them.
Gordon: *Standing in the entrance* You got it mixed up. You're the one that's going to die. *Shooting Fillydelphia Gangsters*
Sam: *Shoots Mexican*
Fillydelphia Gangsters: Man forget you. We're killing these bastards. *Kill all of the Mexicans*
Gordon: Thanks.
Fillydelphia Gangsters: You're welcome. Now die!! *Throws grenade into pizzeria*
Gordon: *Throws it back*
Fillydelphia Gangster 39: *Dies*
Gordon: Twenty one left.
Case Cracker: *Shoots with an M3 submachine gun from the window*
Mexican Pony 92: *Shooting at Case Cracker*
Jim: Mexicans on top of those buildings across the street!
Gordon: *Shooting at Mexican on rooftop*
Sam: *Shooting Fillydelphia gangster*
Mexicans: *Die*
Jim: Nice, but there's still a bunch of them up there.
Fillydelphia Mafia: *Shooting at Jim*
Gordon: *Shoots Fillydelphia gangsters*
Fillydelphia Pony 29: Get the grenade launchers!
Sam: *Shoots Fillydelphia ponies*
Mexican Pony 30: *Shoots glass of whiskey* I missed.
Case Cracker: *Ducks from another shot from the Mexicans* You ain't lying Jim.
Fillydelphia Gangsters: *Arriving with grenade launchers*
Sam: Grenade launchers, look out!
Fillydelphia Pony 77: *Shoot grenade*
Sam: *Gets leg blown off* Oooahh!!! *Dies*
Case Cracker: Whoa!
Gordon: *Shoots Fillydelphia ponies with grenade launchers* Take that you pricks!!
Mexican Ponies: *Shooting through walls*
Gordon: They're getting more fucking firepower.
Case Cracker: I've brought some grenades, a shotgun, and ammo in my gun bag. *Keeps shooting from cover*
Jim: The grenades sound good, but those shotguns don't have enough range to shoot those guys on the rooftops.
Gordon: Make sure their bullets don't hit our grenades.
Case Cracker: *Rolls Jim and Gordon a couple of grenades*
Jim: *Throws his grenade*
Mexican Pony 83: *Shoots grenade*
Jim: *Falls down*
Gordon: Jim? You okay? Jim!
Case Cracker: I think he's dead man.
Gordon: Fuck!! First Sam, now Jim!
Case Cracker: Yeah, I just hope they don't kill us.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Walks into building*
Gordon: Oh no you don't! *Shoots Fillydelphia pony*
Case Cracker: We've got to get out here. We'll take it back later. *Gets out shotgun*
Gordon: *Runs to door leading to alleyway*
Mexican Pony: *Shoots Gordon's horn off*
Gordon: I have been demoted to an earth pony!! *Shoots the Mexican Pony*
Case Cracker: Is that all?
Mexicans: *Appear in a Laune Silverspoon*
Gordon: Afraid not.
Izzy: Gordon, and Case Cracker! You two thought you could stop my organization, but you were proven wrong.
Gordon: How?
Izzy: You are outnumbered, and two ponies in your gang have been killed. We just need to kill you, and it will all be over!
Gordon: Quick, get back inside! *Gets back into pizzeria with Case Cracker*
Mexican Pony 83: *Points M60 out of window, and shoots forty bullets*
Case Cracker: Now what man?
Gordon: There's a secret passage we can take to surprise them. Follow me. *Sneaks into a small corridor, and goes into a small room*
Case Cracker: K, let's hurry. *follows inside*
Gordon: *Turns on flashlight, and finds the secret passage. He opens the door* Go first. I got you covered.
Case Cracker: *Passes the door carrying the shotgun*
Gordon: *Gets into secret passageway, and closes door* If I'm not mistaken, we should get to a ladder. We climb it, and get to a manhole less then a block away from here. Those bastards won't even know where we are.
Case Cracker: Good thinking. I hope none of them saw us come down here.
Gordon: I know they didn't see us.
Case Cracker: Good, good. *continues down the passage*

Gordon, and Case Cracker were being attacked by the Mexicans, and Fillydelphians in the pizzeria on Mane Ashbury. They were walking in an underground passage searching for a ladder to climb up.

Gordon: *Finds a ladder* This is it. *Climbs up*
Case Cracker: *Follows upwards, not saying anything*
Gordon: *Slowly opens manhill, and whispers* They're looking away from us. Follow me. *Sneaks over to a big garbage bin*
Case Cracker: *Reloads his shotgun while following Gordon*
Gordon: *Reloads his Stoner 63*
Izzy: You two should come out now!!
Gordon: Idiots. The biggest idiots I ever met. *Points his gun at Izzy, and the Mexicans* HEY IZZY!!
Izzy: *Stares at Gordon*
Gordon: *Shoots thirty five bullets, killing Izzy Gomez, and thirteen Mexicans*
Mexican, and Fillydelphia Ponies: *Hiding behind limo, and shooting at Gordon, and Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Hides behind a nearby SUV and shoots shells at the closest Mexican and Fillydelphian ponies*
Gordon: Nice shooting.
Case Cracker: Nice job shooting Izzy.
Gordon: Let's just kill the rest of those assholes, and get the fuck out of here. *About to shoot a Fillydelphia, but gets shot in the eye, and dies*
Case Cracker: No! *Shoots some Mexican ponies, and takes Gordon's Stoner* You'll all pay for this! *Firing at the Mexican and Fillydelphian ponies*
Mexican Pony 81: *Throws grenade*
Case Cracker: *Gets hurt by the blast, being knocked by a wall*
Mexicans & Fillydelphians: *Standing in front of Case Cracker*
Mexican Pony 93: He's our.
Fillydelphia Pony 29: What do you mean yours? He should be our prisoner.
Mexican Pony 93: He killed our leader!
Fillydelphia Pony 57: Who cares man? He fucked with us longer then you guys!
Case Cracker: *Reaches for the Stoner* Fuck the both of you. *Sprays fire on all the ponies in front of him*
Mexicans & Fillydelphian Ponies: *Dead*

In a building across the street.

Michael: Only three of us left. Let's finish him off.
Case Cracker: *Looks around him to make sure no one tries to kill him*
Michael: *Breaks a window, and is about to shoot Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Shoots Michael, and the two ponies with him*
Police Ponies: *Arriving in police cars, and helicopters*
Case Cracker: *Shakes his head* This ain't right.
Police Ponies: *Surrounding Case Cracker* You're surrounded. There's no where to run!
Case Cracker: Yeah yeah, no shit. *Drops his gun* Arrest me. Get it over with.
Jim: *Watching from inside the Pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *Gets put inside a police car*
Police Ponies: *Leaving the scene*
Jim: *Thinking while looking outside the window, seeing Case Cracker get taken away*

Two hours later in Case Cracker's jail

Jail Ponies: *Dead, laying in front of a closet*
Jim: *Comes out of the closet wearing a guard uniform*
Case Cracker: *Sitting on the bed*
Jim: *Arrives at Case Cracker's cell* Did you miss me?
Case Cracker: How? *Laughs* How did you survive?
Jim: Keep your voice down. I'll tell you after we escape. *Unlocks cell door*
Case Cracker: Great. Did ya bring me a gun?
Jim: Yeah, but I can't give it to you now. We need to get outta here before somepony gets suspicious.
Case Cracker: Fair enough. *Leaves the cell*

They started walking together towards the exit.

Guard: *Arrives* Hey. *Points at Case Cracker* What's he doing out of his cell?
Jim: Orders from the warden. He's being transferred to Sacramento.
Guard: Let me see the transfer papers.
Jim: *Shows papers*
Guard: *Examining papers* Okay. Get him out of here.
Jim: *Takes Case Cracker out of jail*
Case Cracker: *Smiles as he leaves the jail*

They got in a police car, and as Jim started it up, this song played, starting at 2:32: link

Jim: I don't suppose you know what's gonna happen next. *Drives away from prison*
Case Cracker: Not really.
Jim: I'm going into retirement. You're taking over for me.
Case Cracker: What am I taking over exactly?
Jim: My mafia.
Case Cracker: I don't know. I'm not much of the leading type..
Jim: That's bullshit. I know you got what it takes. I'm getting too old.
Case Cracker: Well then, of course I will. Thanks a lot man.

Ten minutes later

Jim: *Stops at the pizzeria* Before you got arrested, I saw you kill all of those guys. You did very well. It's a shame Gordon, and Sam had to die.
Case Cracker: Yeah.. But we've avenged them well.
Jim: We certainly did. You can get out now. Before I retire, I got something to get rid of.
Case Cracker: What's that?
Jim: You're sitting in it.
Case Cracker: The police car? For real?
Jim: Yeah. If I get rid of it, they won't be able to get it back.
Case Cracker: No man, this is too cool to just leave in a ditch, or a scrapyard. Let me have it. I could trick it out later, so it won't look like a police car anymore.
Jim: Suit yourself. What about your Amigo?
Case Cracker: I'll keep that too, and drive them both.
Jim: Alright. *Gets out of car* Take care.
Case Cracker: *Slides into the driver's seat* Call me if you run into any trouble later.
Jim: Sure thing.
Case Cracker: *Drives away*
Jim: *Watching Case Cracker drive away*

The End

Starring Gordon Suite from SeanTheHedgehog
Case Cracker from Izfankirby
Jim Braddock from SeanTheHedgehog
Sam Phillips from SeanTheHedgehog
Izzy Gomez from SeanTheHedgehog
Michael from SeanTheHedgehog

Car companies featured in this fanfic

Canterlot - Pontiac
Chevronet - Chevrolet
Dodge - Dodge
EMW - BMW
Flam - Ford
Flim - Buick
Foallari - Ferrari
Foalsmobile - Oldsmobile
Hoofington - Plymouth
Lambronyni - Lamborghini
Laune - Rolls Royce
Lotus - Lotus
Lunicorn - Lincoln
Meuzda - Mazda
PMC - GMC
Skyline - Nissan
Toycolta - Toyota

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby production

Based off of the Grand Theft Ponies role play we did together.

Copyright, 2015