Hug Ponies

Tom talked about the advantages of getting old, but there was one disadvantage he was going to point out.

Tom: There's only one downside to getting old. I guess you know by now, you're all going to die. I didn't mean to remind you but it is on your schedule.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It might even happen before you get old. It usually happens when you don't expect it. Generally you have your stamp collection out.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: *Looks at the ceiling* Now? *Looks at the floor* Now.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: There's a time to die, and that's okay. Nopony wants to die. No one! Well, you know....