after killing the two Mexicans that had the machine gun, Con and his German friends went to defeat more Mexicans
German colonel: where are the rest?
Con: I don't know. let's keep looking
Mexicans: *hiding behind wall*
Con: I think we defeated them all.
Germans: *searching*
Mexicans: now *open wall*
Con: more enemies 3 o'clock
Mexicans: *fire guns*
Con: *creates shield*
Mexican captain: kill that unicorn
Germans: *shoot Mexicans*
German colonel: wonderful they're all dead.
German pony 53: sir, look at this.
German colonel: my mother's sock, its a map of the entire world.
Con: what are those blinking lights...
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