spring

Gordon was still in the truck that he got a ride from when this happened.

Truck Driver: *Stops near changeling headquarters*
Changelings: *Pointing gun at Gordon*
Gordon: *Gulps*

Inside changeling headquarters

Queen Chrysalis: Where were you going Gordon?
Gordon: I don't know. I have't decided yet.
Queen Chrysalis: What information were you to collect on the way here?
Gordon: None.
Queen Chrysalis: And you're not even in uniform. What have you done with your papers?
Gordon: Papers? What papers?
Corporal Hothead: Don't be so dumb. What did you do with them? *Staring at Gordon's suit*
Gordon: This is...

Five fan fictions are in this article for your enjoyment. Have fun.




Trust Rainbow Dash

Everyday, Rainbow Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

Rainbow Dash: *Passing by Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
Rainbow Dash: *Lands next to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am...

Twilight: I don't know what happened that led you to make your village without cutie marks, and I'm sorry my friends and I had to take it away.

Starlight: (angrily) You want to know what happened to me?! I'll show you!

SOON AFTER:

Starlight: Because of his cutie mark! He got his, and I didn't! He moved on, and I didn't! I stayed here and never made another friend because I was too afraid another cutie mark would take them away, too!

Twilight: That's ridiculous. A cutie mark can't take your friends away.

Starlight: Not everybody's lucky enough to get her cutie mark at the same time as her friends!...

As the group of heroes made it upstairs, Sean had a plan.

Sean: Charmy, you go with Knuckles, and find two boats for us.
Charmy: You got it.
Knuckles: We'll go find them for you. *Flies off the boat with Charmy*
Sean: Dash, take these. *Gives her time bombs* Put these around the hall. Vector, and Mighty, you go with her.
Vector: Roger.
Sean: The rest of you on me. *Walks towards Sonic*

Rainbow Dash was planting one bomb on a wall, when Twilight appeared.

Twilight: Well well well, look who we have here.
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle. You're still working for Eggman?
Twilight: Fuck yeah man,...

At a station marked Zweibrucken, Labiche was driving 45 miles an hour.

Schmidt: *Sees the station they are passing, and marks their current location on a map* We are home at last. We are in Germaneigh.

But they were really in Vitry Le Francois

Ponies: *Removing the station signs*

Next morning in Rive-Reine, Maurice was watching two ponies in a locomotive half a mile away from him.

Railroad Pony 92: *Blows the whistle as he drives forward*
Maurice: *Watching the train go faster, and faster*

It was going too fast, and once it got on the mainline, it derailed. The tracks were blocked.

Maurice:...

At the pizza parlor.

Waiter: Jim, you got a call.
Jim: Okay. *Walks to phone, and picks it up* Hello?
Sam: It's Sam. Those Mexicans are dead. They crashed, and kill their selves.
Jim: Dammit. Next time we get attacked by these illegal immigrants, try to find out who their leader is.
Sam: Yes sir. *Hangs up, then goes to Case Cracker* Okay, Jim said next time we get attacked by those immigrants, we need to find out who their leader is. Let's go see how Gordon's doing.
Case Cracker: Okay. He should be at the hospital by now. *Drives to the hospital*
Sam: *Thinking* I have a hunch that I might know...