One morning, a police pony was riding a motorcycle down a street. He stopped, got off his bike, and walked up a small hill near somepony's house.
Police Pony: *Hiding behind bush*
Teenage Ponies: *Playing in pool*
Police Pony: *Setting up sub machine gun*
Teenage Mare: Hey, I just got my hooficure.
Teenage Stallion: Come in the pool with us.
Teenage Mare: Okay! *Jumps in pool*
Police Pony: *Finishes setting up sub machine gun*
Teenage Mare: *Comes out of water* Oh yeah!! It's great! But you know what else is great?
Teenage Ponies: What?
Teenage Mare: My ass.
Police Pony: *Throws smoke grenade at...
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