MLP Anime Style

I wanna do this before Rockstar creates Grand Theft Auto 6. I don't know if they'll consider doing that when you think about how popular Grand Theft Auto 5 has become, but I'm not taking any chances.

Here are the list of cars that will be available in the game.

2015 Alton Genji: link

2016 Alton NSX: link

2002 Alton Sparkle: link

2020 Bender Benderna: link

1960 Bender Spoon: link

1957 Canterlot Captain: link

1968 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1980 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1986 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1965 Canterlot GMO: link

2002 Canterlot Montana: link

1955 Chevronet Belair: link

1956 Chevronet Belair: link

1957...

Yes, it's back.. I promise not to take up so much space.. As I'm one shoting them for now one...

MATURE CONTENT WARNING:



Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, you may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise...

This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..

This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..






Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main Street was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours or more, Because Christmas needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...

Nearby forest. Cute forest animals gather round and decorate a small pine tree.

Narrator: The...

See that weight on your wings?
So I know what you’re feeling
Yeah, you’ve got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don’t let your colors bleed into grey
We’ve got each other, and chances to take
Yeah, you’ve got biggwr dreams
So keep on believing

I’ll chase the sky with you
I’ll chase the night with you
I’ll chase the light with you
If you wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Woah oh woah
(x3)

If you wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
is more than worth keeping
I’ll shoot for the stars
If that’s what you needed

Just say the word, and baby I’ll run
I’ll find a way to go beyond the...

TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHERE ARE YOU HIDING QUEEN CHRYSALIS I KNOW YOU ARE BRAIN WASHING PONIES "!

SPIKE- "SHE'S DECAYED INTO A CORPSE

FLUTTERSHY- "YOU MEAN SHHHHHE DIED"!

RARITY- "OH MY WHAT SPIKY WIKY IS TRYING TO TELL YOU FLUTTERSHY IS SHE EXPIRED HER WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT LOVE "!

FLUTTERSHY- "THAT'S SAD AND TERRIBLE

DISCORD- "WOW SOME EVEN WERE HAVING FIRST OFF PLAYING BLAME GAME WHAT SHAME TWILIGHT SPARKLE A PRINCESS AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND"!
RAINBOW DASH- "DISCORD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE CAUSING MISCHEIF ?
DISCORD- "NO NOT THIS TIME YOU I ALL WIND DOWN WITH THIS FROWN "!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE-...

Apple Bloom: ... Who'd've thought it'd be so hard to find somethin' for us all to do together?

Scootaloo: Well, I know this might sound crazy, but what if we didn't?

Apple Bloom: Didn't what?

Scootaloo: Do things together. Well, do everything together.

Apple Bloom: But we're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Scootaloo: And we always will be! But I really wanna bungee jump! The speed, the height, the fall!

Sweetie Belle: And I know you two aren't interested, but I wanna try : Isn't there something you've always wanted to do on your own?

Apple Bloom: I don't know... I guess I figured we'd always do stuff together....

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14th May
Hour 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. You will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. You know it. 21st is last. You ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently...

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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


- - - - -

Dan - We lost too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We lost all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...

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13th May.
Hour 1705

Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper

-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope

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Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will move on for defence. But you won't do it. I will send you to Russia. I want you to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust you gents. Move out.

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Russia.
Siberia.
13th...

Episode 3.

The Howling Death.

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Equestrian Woods.
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Darkness - I don't feel right here...
Whiteheart - Something IS odd...
*gu nshot comes from side*
Soldier - They're camouflaged! *gets shot*
??? - Hold fire!
Lightning - *whispers* Batponies don't use guns...
Shadow - well well well. Aren't those great heroes of Equestria... Hahahaha... You are under arrest.
Darkness - Because?
*the planes are flying over their head*
Shadow - What the-
*planes drop bombs*
Shadow - who the hell... Is that.
Blackshadow - Demon Army. We do have technology.
Shadow - Tch, without you they won't do much...


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Cell number 54...

Greetings Lads and before I go further into topics I may say that my inactivity was made because of my moving from Poland to United Kingdom. I possibly will move more because of my not typical work. May move soon to Canada honestly and then USA and back to Poland. But enough about that lets get going with topics!

::/ The Fanpop Troll Drama.

They say don't feed the Troll, but it is not easy. May we say that is greatly hard. But why not Troll the Troll. The way I do it is just stupidly answer to they attempts. It is actually funny and cringy of what is happening here. But enough about this Stupidity...

Song: link

Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my...