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This is another American Dad episode, this one would probably need Saten a bit more unlikable than usual, but it can still work.

In this one Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened by the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.

Saten: Those two are killing me!

Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if you are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.

Saten groans and goes out...
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I wanna do this before Rockstar creates Grand Theft Auto 6. I don't know if they'll consider doing that when you think about how popular Grand Theft Auto 5 has become, but I'm not taking any chances.

Here are the list of cars that will be available in the game.

2015 Alton Genji: link

2016 Alton NSX: link

2002 Alton Sparkle: link

2020 Bender Benderna: link

1960 Bender Spoon: link

1957 Canterlot Captain: link

1968 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1980 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1986 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1965 Canterlot GMO: link

2002 Canterlot Montana: link

1955 Chevronet Belair: link

1956 Chevronet Belair: link

1957...
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Later, Trixie puts on her show as planned, but her delivery is flat and unenthusiastic as a result of her falling out with Starlight; regardless, she intends to go through with the Moonshot Manticore Mouth Dive. On a nearby hill, Twilight and Saten (who's serprisingly serious this episode) approach the heartbroken Starlight and Twilight apologizes for trying to pick and choose her friends for her.

Saten: What about me?

Twilight: You?.. Oh right.. Sorry for not listening to you.

Starlight: But... what if Trixie really was using me just to one-up you?

Saten: People change. Look at my mom.

Twilight:...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Like a shadow loves to follow
When the sun's shining bright
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around
And how the moon can move the water
When the stars are in the sky
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

I've always got your back
I'll always hold it down
I'll be around
And anything you need
won't have to make a sound
'Cause i'll be around

And when the times gets harder,
we can take off
You don't have to worry
if we get lost
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around
And you don't have to wonder
We can be free
Anything you want,
you can count on me
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around

And it's much better than a promise
It's more like...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 14 is beginning, and the ponies are following Rainbow Dash as she goes to buy Mule Kick

Rainbow Dash: *Shoots six zombies as she gets to the mule kick, and buys one. She drinks it, and kills a zombie by hitting it with the empty bottle* Now I can have three guns!
Applejack: *Shoots seven zombies with her Ray Gun* This fucking gun is amazing! *Shoots six more* This fucking gun is amazing!
Rainbow Dash: Is that why you said it twice?
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of five zombies with her RPK* The life has been drained from that one.
Twilight: Good shooting doctor. *Confused* (Why am I carring...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 3.

The Howling Death.

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Equestrian Woods.
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Darkness - I don't feel right here...
Whiteheart - Something IS odd...
*gu nshot comes from side*
Soldier - They're camouflaged! *gets shot*
??? - Hold fire!
Lightning - *whispers* Batponies don't use guns...
Shadow - well well well. Aren't those great heroes of Equestria... Hahahaha... You are under arrest.
Darkness - Because?
*the planes are flying over their head*
Shadow - What the-
*planes drop bombs*
Shadow - who the hell... Is that.
Blackshadow - Demon Army. We do have technology.
Shadow - Tch, without you they won't do much...


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Cell number 54...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to heroes that was chosen by higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those brave 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired by many. As a selector I...
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After years and years of beating by the Elements of Harmony,
they've now gathering together with lots of strentghs and numbers.
Led by the Evil Entity and Professor Pericles, going at their quest of making sure to take over Equestria.
<< link

The Staff was ready.

    After the Implementation of many enchantments, including "magic amplification," the time had come for Starlight Glimmer to test her new magical item: the Destiny Removal Staff. The name needed a bit of work, and was definitely a mouth full, but that was a work in progress. Of course, the staff was nothing more than a simple piece of wood, and would continue to be nothing more extraordinary than that. However, the staff now acted as a conduit for her spells (along with a few illusion spells). She could, in theory, make any of her spells...
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Episode 1: Top 11 Best Marvel NOW! Publications

*The camera points facing Nick and Sunset Shimmer*

Nick: Hello! I'm Nick of Blondlionezel.

Sunset Shimmer: And I'm Sunset Shimmer.

Nick: Welcome to our new show! Here we will talk about comics, from Marvel to DC.

Sunset Shimmer: We'll also do Top lists, along with following current events in the comics.

Nick: Today, we're doing a top 15 Best Marvel NOW! Publications. But first, we need some background.

Sunset Shimmer: After the events of Avengers vs X-Men, all Marvel characters were scattered, starting new events and stories. However, unlike DC's New...
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Rainbow Dash's car
Rainbow Dash's car
Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with Rainbow Dash, and we were going to move into a very nice house by a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the trunk of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What you really want...
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posted by SilentSongPone
Basic Info

Silent Song is a female unicorn pony and a fan character based on the My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. She is a mute but still loves to sociallise.

Silent Song preforms at many social events playing the violin using her unicorn magic, but has her own house and recording studio that she shares with fellow muscians (such as Octavia Melody) in Canterlot.

She has a white and pink deer-like creature called a Faeree as a pet who's name is Cerise. Faeree's can read the thoughts of those close to them, but cannot pass those thoughts onto anyone else but the being the thought came from....
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Ever since one of my favorite episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total more like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now you have a total...
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Episode 6: Wolverine

Me: *Reading The Incredible Hulk #181 near a bakery*

Pinkie Pie: *Bounces up to me* Guten tag, Nick!

Me: Hello Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: *Notices the comic I am reading* Ooooh who's that yellow and blue guy?

Me: Oh, that's Wolverine.

Pinkie Pie: Wolverine? He sounds like fun!

Me: Well, he is the best at what he does. Wolverine, aka Logan, used to an agent for Canada, but later joined the X-Men. He has a healing factor, Adamantium-covered bone claws, and heightened senses.

Pinkie Pie: He sounds like he is best at what he does!

Me: He joined the X-Men in Giant Sized X-Men #1*, which...
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Trenderhoof was still following AppleJack all over town, trying to impress her, and obvilious of her complete lack of interested in him.

At one point Saten Twist appeared literary out of nowhere, while wearing in usual outfit.

"Saten? What do y'all want now?" AppleJack groaned to the red Pegasus.

"Jee.. Good seeing you to Jacky" Saten said with clear sarcasm.

"Ah thought ah told ya ta stop calling me that" AppleJack groaned.

"You did, but I can't help, it sounds so cute.. (somewhat pervertly) Just like you" Saten replied, to the beautifully orange, southern pony.

"Please Saten.. I had a long day....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as Olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

The bodyshop is a place where ponies repair cars. It's hard work, but everypony enjoys it. I can think of something else that's hard for others to enjoy.

Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Alright everypony, we're expecting two cars to come in today. One is an '03 Pearla, and the other is a much newer SUV.
Wheel Bearing: You don't know what type of SUV it is?
Mr. Beddler: No. I don't even...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!

Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*

The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system

Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*

The destruction of private property, and the list goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.

unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*

Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Archer
Archer
After Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity joined Lord Burlington's army, they went to meet other soldiers.

Lord Burlington: What are you going to do when we start attacking.
Rainbow Dash: Just being me.
Applejack: Yup. Same here.
Rarity: Me too.
Lord Burlington: What's that supposed to mean?
Rainbow Dash: You'll see when we start fighting.
Lord Burlington: Something tells me I don't want to see.
Applejack: We promise, having us in your army will be the greatest decision you ever made.
Lord Burlington: Why do I find that hard to believe. Well, here's a few of our soldiers you haven't met. Archer...
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The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. You should have had Jerry show up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to dinner tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al....
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posted by Canada24
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger said evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded by biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered by this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather or not she REALLY thought it was funny, or was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.