Sterling Marlin, and Jimmy Spencer were enjoying their ride on a Kawasaki motorcycle, but because of Jimmy's weight, the bike kept leaning backwards with the front wheel getting off the ground.
Jimmy: Will you stop doing a wheelie Sterling?
Sterling: I can't Jimmy! Your body is too heavy!
Linda: *Driving*
Lola: It would appear that everypony is using Route 15 to get out of Darien.
Linda: Yes, but their old fashioned gas guzzlers won't be able to catch our superior machine.
Unfortunately, as they drove their electric Chevronet, they were caught speeding by a police pony, and were forced to pull over.
Police Pony: *Walks to Linda, and Lola's car*
Linda: *Gets out with Lola*
Police Pony: Good evening ma'am. I need to see your license, registration, and proof of insurance.
Lola: What's the charge handsome?
Police Pony: *Sweating* Speeding.
Linda: We're very sorry officer. *Gives the cop her info* We had to do our makeup, and we weren't paying attention.
Police Pony: We all make mistakes ma'am, but 120 miles an hour? Don't you think that's a bit extreme?
Right after his sentence finished, several more cars sped past. Their speeds were higher than that of the car he just pulled over.
Police Pony: What in the world was that?!
Linda: Looks like a race is going on.
Police Pony: *Returns everything to Linda* I can't get you foxy ladies in trouble. Especially with everyone else going faster than you. Now drive safely, and remember to watch the signs.
Lola: You're a real gentleman.
The two mares drove away as the police pony turned around to drive elsewhere.
Linda: That went pretty well.
Further up the road, Donald was trying to follow Mick, and Doug in their Nascar Camareo.
Mick: I ain't doin' anythin' wrong, and this here commie wants us to pull over.
Doug: A Russian's pullin' us over?
Mick: It would appear to be so. *Takes down the window net* Good evening sir.
Donald: Pull your car over!
Mick: What in the hell for? We're followin' the speed limit.
Donald: You're one of those illegal racers taking part in the Cannonball Run!
Doug: What did he say?
Mick: He called us illegal. Now look here mister! We ain't the one's driving a Communist car from Communist Russia! If anypony's illegal, it's you!
Donald: This car's not Russian, it's Japanese!
Doug: Even worse.
Mick: Well let's see if you can keep up loser! *Floors it*
Song (Start at 0:53): link
Donald: You!! Will not escape that easily.
Geena: Let it go Donald.
Donald: You maybe my sister, but I will slap you if you don't shut up!!
Doug: Eeeh! He's flooring it like we are, but he can't catch up!
Mick: This is beautiful! *Laughing*
Doug: We probably should have put headlights on this thing though. I'm having a hard time seeing now with our faster speeds.
Mick: Well you ain't the one drivin', so don't worry about it.
Doug: Fair point.
They ran through an intersection, and caused an SUV to spin out of control.
Donald: AAAH!!! *Crashes into the SUV*
Victor: *Driving the ambulance* Hey. JJ. Look at that.
JJ: Do you think we'll find a victim in there?
Victor: We'll see. *Stops at the crash site*
Donald: Oh thank you. *Gets out of his car* I am so glad to see you guys!
Victor: Yeah, yeah, yeah, stay down or something. *Spots Geena* Hey, uh. Wasn't expecting to see you here.
Geena: Will you be taking me, and my brother to the hospital?
Victor: Yeah, or course, get in at the back.
Donald: Can I go too? She's my sister.
Victor: Certainly. Just write down what you did to cause this wreck. *Gives Donald a notepad, and pen*
Geena: *Opens the door, and sees the doctor*
An organ started playing for only five seconds. Geena was scared to see that the doctor was a cross-eyed stallion with a messy silver mane.
Geena: Y-y-you're a doctor?
Doctor: Nopony's died from my work yet.
JJ: Please get in. *Pulls Geena into the ambulance*
Victor: Perfect, now I'm gonna call the police, and come straight back to you. *Runs to the ambulance*
Instead of calling the police however, Victor instantly drove away.
Donald: Hey! HEY WAIT!! YOU'VE GOT MY SISTER!!!
Geena: *Watching Donald run after the ambulance* Hey, we're leaving my brother behind.
JJ: Who?
Geena: *Goes up to Victor* Excuse me. You left my brother behind.
Victor: Who?
Geena: I think we oughta turn around, and pick him up.
Victor: No one cares, he's a bastard.
Geena: But, please-
Victor: Look lady, we need you to be our patient so we can go to Los Angeles.
Geena: What are you taking me to Los Angeles for?
Victor: To win a race. You wanna do that, don't you? You usually win money for it.
Geena: I'm more interested in nature. You know, like trees.
Victor: Yeah, yeah, we went over it back at Darien.
Geena: They are good for the environment. And it's lovely to hear all the birds that sit on the branches, and sing their songs. I even know a poem about trees.
Victor: Now I'll tell you what's lovely. *Looks back* JJ! Take over with the Doc, and get up front!
2 B Continued
Jimmy: Will you stop doing a wheelie Sterling?
Sterling: I can't Jimmy! Your body is too heavy!
Linda: *Driving*
Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.
Lola: It would appear that everypony is using Route 15 to get out of Darien.
Linda: Yes, but their old fashioned gas guzzlers won't be able to catch our superior machine.
Unfortunately, as they drove their electric Chevronet, they were caught speeding by a police pony, and were forced to pull over.
Police Pony: *Walks to Linda, and Lola's car*
Linda: *Gets out with Lola*
Police Pony: Good evening ma'am. I need to see your license, registration, and proof of insurance.
Lola: What's the charge handsome?
Police Pony: *Sweating* Speeding.
Linda: We're very sorry officer. *Gives the cop her info* We had to do our makeup, and we weren't paying attention.
Police Pony: We all make mistakes ma'am, but 120 miles an hour? Don't you think that's a bit extreme?
Right after his sentence finished, several more cars sped past. Their speeds were higher than that of the car he just pulled over.
Police Pony: What in the world was that?!
Linda: Looks like a race is going on.
Police Pony: *Returns everything to Linda* I can't get you foxy ladies in trouble. Especially with everyone else going faster than you. Now drive safely, and remember to watch the signs.
Lola: You're a real gentleman.
The two mares drove away as the police pony turned around to drive elsewhere.
Linda: That went pretty well.
Further up the road, Donald was trying to follow Mick, and Doug in their Nascar Camareo.
Donald's Hudson Legend
Mick: I ain't doin' anythin' wrong, and this here commie wants us to pull over.
Doug: A Russian's pullin' us over?
Mick: It would appear to be so. *Takes down the window net* Good evening sir.
Donald: Pull your car over!
Mick: What in the hell for? We're followin' the speed limit.
Donald: You're one of those illegal racers taking part in the Cannonball Run!
Doug: What did he say?
Mick: He called us illegal. Now look here mister! We ain't the one's driving a Communist car from Communist Russia! If anypony's illegal, it's you!
Donald: This car's not Russian, it's Japanese!
Doug: Even worse.
Mick: Well let's see if you can keep up loser! *Floors it*
Song (Start at 0:53): link
Donald: You!! Will not escape that easily.
Geena: Let it go Donald.
Donald: You maybe my sister, but I will slap you if you don't shut up!!
Doug: Eeeh! He's flooring it like we are, but he can't catch up!
Mick: This is beautiful! *Laughing*
Doug: We probably should have put headlights on this thing though. I'm having a hard time seeing now with our faster speeds.
Mick: Well you ain't the one drivin', so don't worry about it.
Doug: Fair point.
They ran through an intersection, and caused an SUV to spin out of control.
Donald: AAAH!!! *Crashes into the SUV*
Victor: *Driving the ambulance* Hey. JJ. Look at that.
JJ: Do you think we'll find a victim in there?
Victor: We'll see. *Stops at the crash site*
Donald: Oh thank you. *Gets out of his car* I am so glad to see you guys!
Victor: Yeah, yeah, yeah, stay down or something. *Spots Geena* Hey, uh. Wasn't expecting to see you here.
Geena: Will you be taking me, and my brother to the hospital?
Victor: Yeah, or course, get in at the back.
Donald: Can I go too? She's my sister.
Victor: Certainly. Just write down what you did to cause this wreck. *Gives Donald a notepad, and pen*
Geena: *Opens the door, and sees the doctor*
An organ started playing for only five seconds. Geena was scared to see that the doctor was a cross-eyed stallion with a messy silver mane.
Geena: Y-y-you're a doctor?
Doctor: Nopony's died from my work yet.
JJ: Please get in. *Pulls Geena into the ambulance*
Victor: Perfect, now I'm gonna call the police, and come straight back to you. *Runs to the ambulance*
Instead of calling the police however, Victor instantly drove away.
Donald: Hey! HEY WAIT!! YOU'VE GOT MY SISTER!!!
Geena: *Watching Donald run after the ambulance* Hey, we're leaving my brother behind.
JJ: Who?
Geena: *Goes up to Victor* Excuse me. You left my brother behind.
Victor: Who?
Geena: I think we oughta turn around, and pick him up.
Victor: No one cares, he's a bastard.
Geena: But, please-
Victor: Look lady, we need you to be our patient so we can go to Los Angeles.
Geena: What are you taking me to Los Angeles for?
Victor: To win a race. You wanna do that, don't you? You usually win money for it.
Geena: I'm more interested in nature. You know, like trees.
Victor: Yeah, yeah, we went over it back at Darien.
Geena: They are good for the environment. And it's lovely to hear all the birds that sit on the branches, and sing their songs. I even know a poem about trees.
Victor: Now I'll tell you what's lovely. *Looks back* JJ! Take over with the Doc, and get up front!
2 B Continued
Rainbow Dash's car
Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw movies (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her more like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for more of my latest story..
It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.
Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).
But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw movies (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).
She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her more like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.
Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.
Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.
And stay tuned for more of my latest story..
The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.
Max (At the time I created him, I had no clue he was an alicorn. Don't hate me.)
