Mini one shot story.. Using a scrpt from youtube's DICK FIGURES:
Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. By stagecoach.
Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.
Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)
Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!
Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money you owe me.
Master Sword: I owe you money?
(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33
Master Sword: Oh.. Right..
(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)
Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back at camp is bringing back some good memories.
(Flashback to Camp Redwood during their childhood. Saten is tied to a tree while an orange pony and pink pony hit him with sticks.)
Young Saten: (crying) I wanna go home! (Continues crying)
Young Reggie: (laughs) Quit cryin', ya little bitch! (Kicks a football at Saten's face.) HA!
Saten Twist (wide eyed): Good, times.
(Time lapse. Saten holds a clipboard.)
Saten Twist: All right, let's see what on the schedule: Fishing, bird-watching, wood-car- (Sword slaps away the clipboard)
Master Sword: We don't need rules! CAMP ANARCHY!
FISHING:
(Saten teaches his group how to cast a fishing rod line)
(Sword orders a member of his side to use dynamite, and he makes the kid throw a bomb at the lake which kills the fish)
Master Sword: Good job.
BIRD WATCHING:
(Saten and the kids uses binoculars to bird watch)
(Sword continues teaching the kids to use dynamite, as he makes a boy throw a bomb at the bird.)
(Nighttime in the tent, Saten tucks in a purple filly).
Purple girl: Camp Counselor Saten, you're the best.
Saten: No, your the best! Your all the best!.. Haha, goodnight.
(Indian music plays, Sword and the kids have black war stripes on their faces. He a loaded gun to a pink pony.
Sword: Tonight, you become a man.
Pink Pony: But I'm a girl.
Sword: A MAN!
(The girl whimpers.)
Big foot appears.
Bigfoot: BIGFOOT! (laughs evilly)
(At the same time) Saten: Sasquatch?! Sword: Donkey Kong!
Bigfoot: Ya! Bigfoot yaaaaaa! (Tries to get inside Saten's tent)
Sword: Pfff, I got this (Robotic voice) CAMPERS! ROLL OUT!
SHORTLY AFTER:
(The kids are seen beating Bigfoot, who is tied to a tree. Saten comes in with a bat.)
Saten (looking sympathetic, as he remembered his childhood): I'm so sorry. Huh ahh! (Cries while beating him with a bat) Huh, no! Ugh, I'm sorry!
Master Sword: (happy sighs) Camp is great.
END OF SHORT:
Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. By stagecoach.
Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.
Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)
Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!
Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money you owe me.
Master Sword: I owe you money?
(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33
Master Sword: Oh.. Right..
(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)
Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back at camp is bringing back some good memories.
(Flashback to Camp Redwood during their childhood. Saten is tied to a tree while an orange pony and pink pony hit him with sticks.)
Young Saten: (crying) I wanna go home! (Continues crying)
Young Reggie: (laughs) Quit cryin', ya little bitch! (Kicks a football at Saten's face.) HA!
Saten Twist (wide eyed): Good, times.
(Time lapse. Saten holds a clipboard.)
Saten Twist: All right, let's see what on the schedule: Fishing, bird-watching, wood-car- (Sword slaps away the clipboard)
Master Sword: We don't need rules! CAMP ANARCHY!
FISHING:
(Saten teaches his group how to cast a fishing rod line)
(Sword orders a member of his side to use dynamite, and he makes the kid throw a bomb at the lake which kills the fish)
Master Sword: Good job.
BIRD WATCHING:
(Saten and the kids uses binoculars to bird watch)
(Sword continues teaching the kids to use dynamite, as he makes a boy throw a bomb at the bird.)
(Nighttime in the tent, Saten tucks in a purple filly).
Purple girl: Camp Counselor Saten, you're the best.
Saten: No, your the best! Your all the best!.. Haha, goodnight.
(Indian music plays, Sword and the kids have black war stripes on their faces. He a loaded gun to a pink pony.
Sword: Tonight, you become a man.
Pink Pony: But I'm a girl.
Sword: A MAN!
(The girl whimpers.)
Big foot appears.
Bigfoot: BIGFOOT! (laughs evilly)
(At the same time) Saten: Sasquatch?! Sword: Donkey Kong!
Bigfoot: Ya! Bigfoot yaaaaaa! (Tries to get inside Saten's tent)
Sword: Pfff, I got this (Robotic voice) CAMPERS! ROLL OUT!
SHORTLY AFTER:
(The kids are seen beating Bigfoot, who is tied to a tree. Saten comes in with a bat.)
Saten (looking sympathetic, as he remembered his childhood): I'm so sorry. Huh ahh! (Cries while beating him with a bat) Huh, no! Ugh, I'm sorry!
Master Sword: (happy sighs) Camp is great.
END OF SHORT:
Derpy: Hey cousin.. I got the money.
Saten: Really, ho-.. You robbed another store didn't you?
Derpy: ... Maybe.
Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, you can't go around robbin-
Derpy: Maybe YOU can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?
Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.
Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. You were pathetic.. I made you tougher.
Saten: Yes.. But you ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.
Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).
Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.
Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of you earlier.
Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.
Derpy: You know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.
Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes you say that?
Saten: Really, ho-.. You robbed another store didn't you?
Derpy: ... Maybe.
Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, you can't go around robbin-
Derpy: Maybe YOU can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?
Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.
Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. You were pathetic.. I made you tougher.
Saten: Yes.. But you ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.
Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).
Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.
Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of you earlier.
Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.
Derpy: You know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.
Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes you say that?
