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The forest. Trixie has built the manger and is hammering the last few nails in place. Her hair white uncombed. It actually kinda pretty. In a unkempt kinda way. Saten stays in the back, smoking a jointas he's not needed. And feel "needs one"

Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head.

Trixie: (to Saten) Any more of those?

Saten: You smoke?

Trixie: not til just now.

Saten: Good point (passes the joint to her and she uses it) May wanna take it slow. Your first time using it sense that hippy concert you went too.

Trixie: (coughs) Yeah.. Not my proudest memory.. (smokes more)

Rabbity: Gee whiz, if it isn't the nicest manger I ever saw.

Mousey: I deduce it shall serve as a perfectly suitable resting place, for the Son of our Lord.

Raccoony (tired): Does this mean we can go to sleep now?

Porcupiney: My son will have the nicest bed in all the forest.

Woodpeckery: Fit for a king!

Squirrely: This is going to be the best critter Christmas ever!

Woodland Critters: It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near -

Saten [as they sing, pulling out new joint, Trixie keeping the other one, walks over to the critters]: All right, we're going now. [He ambles off. A roar is heard nearby. All stop and look. The critters scream.]

Critters: The mountain lion! Hide! [They scatter, leaving the ponies to face the lion alone. The lion peers out from behind a tree, Saten, by instinct, sheilds Trixie).

Saten: Uhhh, Go away! Shoo! [The lion moves off and the critters return.]

Squirrely: Is it gone?

Saten: I think so.

Skunky [behind a low tree]: I'm not c-c-comin' out.

Foxy: Well, this is the end. The mountain lion obviously knows Porcupiney is pregnant, and he's gonna kill it again.

Trixie (throws away joint): Again?

Squirrely: Every Christmas the mountain lion comes down and eats the virgin critter impregnated with the Son of our Lord.

Porcupiney: Oh dear, I'm so very afraid.

Beavery: [climbs onto a stump and sits up] Let's face it. The mountain lion will never let our Savior be born.

Critters: Awwww! [some of them sob]

Squirrely: Hey, we shouldn't be upset this Christmas. We've got Saten!

Raccoony: Of course! Saten can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!

Narrator: Of coarse I will! Saten cried with joy.

Saten (dryly) No.. (starts leaving throwing away joint)

Trixie: Saten wait.. What if Fluttershy finds out we let them die.

Saten: ... Fine.

Porcupiney: Christmas is saved! [the critters cheer] The camera looks up from the woods to a mountain in the distance. Dramatic music plays.

Trixie: (kisses his cheek) Come back to me alive.

Saten: In case I don't.. (kisses her on the lips for a whole minute, which is longer than you think)

Saten: (pulls away and reluntantely flies up to the mountain)

Trixie: ... (picks up his joint) I'm gonna need this.

Rabbity: He'll be fine.

Trixie: If he doesn't.. Your be safer with the lion than from me.
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Promo pic of Scootaloo from "Flight to the Finish"
Promo pic of Scootaloo from "Flight to the Finish"
You may be wondering why this article is entitled "Scootapillar".
It is because I am going to express my feelings on whether or not Scootaloo is disabled.

let's start with yesterday's episode "Flight to the Finish" (a clever play on the term "fight to the finish"). I regard this as a very very special episode, as it touches upon something the fanbase has talked (and argued) about for some time.
In the episode, (mind you I'm going to skip things here) Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon (who I absolutely hate... though Silver Spoon is kinda cute) bully Scoots because she cannot fly, in order to give...
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Enchanted Rainbow Dash.
Enchanted Rainbow Dash.
Pinkie Pie:Trixie!
Trixie:What?
Pinkie Pie:you are the greatest unicorn,so I want to ask you,can you turn me to an unicorn too?I don't like good anymore.I love evil!Together,as unicorns,we can rule Equestria!
Trixie:Trixie likes those thinkings,so Trixie turns you to an unicorn too.*uses magic,turnes Pinkie to a unicorn*We should rule together.
Pinkie Pie:It is time to take another of them losers.
Trixie:You are right.Let's go,take that little Rainbow Dash.
Pinkie Pie:Yes!
*A hour later.*
Twilight:You think Trixie is coming?
Rainbow Dash:Yes,and she is coming to me!!!!!
Apple Jack:Protect Rainbow Dash....
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-Are you enjoying the place.-asked Trixie.
-No,not at all.Here should be some party decorations and...
-Quiet!I didn't really asked you,you full,-said Trixie,-now I have some plans to make.
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-Discort,-said Trixie.
-Yes,Trixie,-said Discort.
-I need you to get that Twilight Sparkle discorted.
Now!It is an order,-said Trixie.
-Fine,fine,just give me a second,-said Discort,-I was busy.
-Now,-said Trixie.
-Let's have some fun,then,-said Discort and leaved.
-------------------------------------------------------------Is that Discort,-asked Flutter...
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posted by karinabrony
I was getting sleepy. It was already 3:00 AM. I decided to go for a walk. I got my flash light out and went deep in the woods.

I walked around, looking at the wonderful flowers. I leaned down to smell one. It smelt beautiful. Then, I saw two glowing eyes. I gently covered half of my flashlight and pointed it to them. It was 2 reindeer. I smiled as I saw them huddling together on a cold night. Then, a black spider-like creature, bit the male reindeer. I gasped as I saw its eyes turn light green, glowing. The male reindeer left the female one. I walked up to her and gently patted her. I decided...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 7: Family ties


We have ruled over the kingdom for more than 60 years together, but I never knew Landslide had such a dramatic sense. The destruction of Whisper Wind was a symbolic act. As the ancient phrase said: thus, always, to tyrants. First his fortress, then the tyrant himself. And the soldiers were quite thorough. The mighty towers collapsed and when daybreak came, the first rays of the sun shone upon a pile of smoking debris. Forever Wind's eagle nest was wiped off the face of the planet.

Landslide renewed the pact with the earth...
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posted by karinabrony
All of the ponies gasped and shouted as Black rose's friends were all floating, including her. Her eyes were wide open and were glowing with a bright white light.

Starshine: Oh my gosh!
Beachberry: What happened?!
Star Shimmer: This is impossible!!!
Black Rose: *smiles* Friendship is the best thing in life. There are six things that make it just the perfect relationship.
Coffee Creme: Generosity, giving is a kind thing to do.
Shredder: Loyalty, never leave your friends hanging around.
Nikki: Honesty, telling the truth is a nice thing to do.
Nocturnal Mirage: Kindness, being nice to one another is...
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posted by _Laugh_
At home, Silver Tune was laying on her black and white, fluffy bed. Her coat was pale. Roxy Tune tried everything to cure Silver Tune. She made soup, gave her medication, a warm blanket, she prayed, and it still was no help. A tear rolled down from Roxy Tune's cheek. She was worried that Silver Tune could.. Die. She hugged her.

RT: M-Maybe you just need rest. Sleep for a bit, o-okay? *smiles*
ST: *nods* *sniff*

Roxy Tune left the room, leaving Silver Tune alone. Silver Tune ignored her sisters' advice. She reached for her laptop and entered Facebook. Somepony had kicked her out of a chat. Trixie...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 15

What's Cooking?

November 20, 1952

With Thanksgiving coming towards us, I decided to take the opprotunity of making a Thanksgiving Episode.

Everything was going well in Cheyenne. The workers were with Pete hearing their assignments.

Pete: There are some Thanksgiving decorations...
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Summer Pride as a filly
Summer Pride as a filly
Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 2: Rage


Oh, I find it so cliché to rewind or forward the events, but I keep so many reels of my life, down in the cellar of my soul... and I have given the key only to a few; because most ponies would be terrified of what they might see... that cellar is dark and scary and full of demons... and I was trapped down there for so long... but if you wish to understand me and the things I've done, you'll have to take the risk and go down the stairs... Let's just start from the beginning.

As I look back, during my long lifetime, I've been called...
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posted by karinabrony
Black Rose walked home and opened her door. She was home alone, again, so she went up to her room. When she passed by a mirror, she saw she was too skinny. She looked hurt. Then she smiled. She got Mr. Jingles out of her bag and went by to walk to a gas station. She opened the door. When she went inside, she saw lots of bags of chips. She got 2 of them, Flaming Hot Cheetos and Lays. When she was about to pay, she saw Shredder getting a slushie. Her eyes opened wide. "Shredder!" She called as she accidentally pushed him. He got startled and the slushie almost flew, but he caught it. "Hey, Black...
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Sweetie Belle picture before the battle
Sweetie Belle picture before the battle
(name of battle: Operation Cutiemark
Location: Celestial Forest) Sweetie was almost out of breath and was sprinting through bushes and shrubs faster than I had ever seen her run before. Sweetie Belle managed to slide back into our trench. ,"Scootaloo, remind me never run to get a cartridge of ammo from a dead changeling" My friend told me while catching her breath. ,"Now what?" Applebloom asked anxiously. ,"We wait for those overgrown insects to find their way here" I answered. While we waited, Rainbow Dash came flew into our trench while sweating, the salty drops dripped from her mane and...
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I took cover as an artillery shell passed over me, "GET DOWN!" some pony yelled. That voice i heard was familiar to me. ,"Rainbow Dash?" I asked openly, Then my cyan Pegasus sister flew to me and hugged me for a few seconds then she smiled ,"I missed you Scoots" I told her ,"I missed you too" after that a bullet hit closely where we were. Dash pulled out her 1911 pistol and aimed it at a changeling rushing our position, When RD pulled the trigger the changeling dropped to the ground. I had my mouth open in surprised at how fast my sister fired the gun. ,"Wow Rainbow Dash, that was..." she finished...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Season 2 premiere of...

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 11

Night Shift

September 30, 1952

At Sherman Hill in Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered by diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete...
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