THE NEXT MORNING:
Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a more mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.
Saten: ... I'm really sorry.
Trixie: No, you were nervous. It's okay.
Saten: Lot on my mind.
Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.
Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!
Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?
Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.
Narrator: His friends were all there! What a wonderful surprise! The little red pony smiled with joy in his eyes!
Saten (annoyed): Guys! Get out! My future wife is naked.. Well, she never wears clothes, but in the context of this scene.. It's bad!
Trixie: ... Future wife.
Saten: Yeah, I see you being m-
Rabbity: That's a hot girl Saten.
Saten (annoyed): Just get out!
Squirrely: But you two aren't gonna believe what happened. It's the most magical Christmas gift ever!
Trixie (also annoyed): I agree, just get out.
Skunky: Porcupiney is pregnant!
Saten (annoyed): We don't care!
Mousey: I deduce the ponies don't understand the seriousness of the fertilization.
Deery: Porcupiney is a virgin love-birds. Her conception was immaculate.
Foxy: She's gonna give birth to our Lord and Savior.
Trixie (sighs): Not this crap.
Porcupiney: It has been foretold unto me that I would give birth on Christmas Day.
Mousey: So soon!
Skunky: How delightful!
Woodpeckery: Our souls are saved!
Chickadee-y: Finally the critters are gonna have a Savior of their very own, of their very own! [they all cheer]
Squirrely [hops onto Trixie's bed]: There's just one problem: We don't have a manger for our Savior to be born in.
Saten: (annoyed facepalm)
Critters: Awwww.
Beary: But we got to have a manger.
Rabbity: Can you do it, guys. Can you build us a manger? Huh?
Critters: (Cheers)
Narrator: "Of course we will build you a little manger!" Trixie cried, and she winked at the critters and leapt to their side!
Trixie (does none of that): ... Fine, if your leave us alone.
Saten: They won't, but screw it, we're up now. May as well do something.
Saten and Trixie is such a cute couple.. Even in a South Park retelling..
Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a more mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.
Saten: ... I'm really sorry.
Trixie: No, you were nervous. It's okay.
Saten: Lot on my mind.
Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.
Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!
Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?
Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.
Narrator: His friends were all there! What a wonderful surprise! The little red pony smiled with joy in his eyes!
Saten (annoyed): Guys! Get out! My future wife is naked.. Well, she never wears clothes, but in the context of this scene.. It's bad!
Trixie: ... Future wife.
Saten: Yeah, I see you being m-
Rabbity: That's a hot girl Saten.
Saten (annoyed): Just get out!
Squirrely: But you two aren't gonna believe what happened. It's the most magical Christmas gift ever!
Trixie (also annoyed): I agree, just get out.
Skunky: Porcupiney is pregnant!
Saten (annoyed): We don't care!
Mousey: I deduce the ponies don't understand the seriousness of the fertilization.
Deery: Porcupiney is a virgin love-birds. Her conception was immaculate.
Foxy: She's gonna give birth to our Lord and Savior.
Trixie (sighs): Not this crap.
Porcupiney: It has been foretold unto me that I would give birth on Christmas Day.
Mousey: So soon!
Skunky: How delightful!
Woodpeckery: Our souls are saved!
Chickadee-y: Finally the critters are gonna have a Savior of their very own, of their very own! [they all cheer]
Squirrely [hops onto Trixie's bed]: There's just one problem: We don't have a manger for our Savior to be born in.
Saten: (annoyed facepalm)
Critters: Awwww.
Beary: But we got to have a manger.
Rabbity: Can you do it, guys. Can you build us a manger? Huh?
Critters: (Cheers)
Narrator: "Of course we will build you a little manger!" Trixie cried, and she winked at the critters and leapt to their side!
Trixie (does none of that): ... Fine, if your leave us alone.
Saten: They won't, but screw it, we're up now. May as well do something.
Saten and Trixie is such a cute couple.. Even in a South Park retelling..
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the question is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what you want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta unanswered questions and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, Pony Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the question is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what you want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta unanswered questions and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, Pony Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything you guys wanna wishful?
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving you people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving you people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..
