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posted by mariofan14
What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, or is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is or should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably because there was a feud or something. But the woman, one day, met up with Paolo and had a nice friendly conversation. As they got to know each other more, they were starting to have feelings for each other. The breaking point was when they read a story about Gwynevere and Lancelot and how they got things going, though Gwynevere was married to King Arthur. Francesca was married to Giovanni, but she preferred Paolo. Their relationship took them too far because one day, Giovanni found out about the adultery between his wife and brother. And so, he killed them both. The two reside in the Second Circle of Hell, where the fallen fools told Dante that Caina awaits the killer, but the killer wasn't there. There was a 34% chance Giovanni wasn't in Hell at all.

Another example of love gone wrong, this time being multiple times, would be the biggest problem in Greco-Roman myths and legends: Zeus not keeping it in his pants. Even though he was married to his sister, Hera, he still found hot ladies to consummate with, such as Alcmene, who would one day give birth to Hercules, aka Wonderboy. Even Hercules had many lovers during his life.

Let's use an example of love gone wrong from the show. Remember in Simple Ways how Trenderhoof saw Applejack and wanted to be with her, making Rarity jealous? Rarara wanted to be with him, but he had no interest. Both mares were getting irritated about this, so Rarity, out of jealousy, became a "farmer" because she thought Trenderhoof was interested in farmers. Applejack became a "formal pony", hoping to get the stud off her back. Well, at least Applejack's plan worked, and the girls became one with each other again.

One more example of love gone wrong, and I'll use examples of love gone RIGHT. This last one will be biblical, and a very good example. When King David was ruling the kingdom of Israel, he, one day, was looking at the scenery of his kingdom atop his castle and saw someone who caught his eye. It was a woman named Bathsheba, who was bathing at that time. He wanted her to come to him. But here's the catch: she was married to Uriah, a Hittite. After David had slept with her, he had Uriah sent to the front lines of his army to fight the Ammonites, hoping he wouldn't find out about what happened. Uriah died in battle, and God was angry about what David had done, because he married Bathsheba after the deed was done. Nathan, a prophet during those days, was told by God to go to David and tell the king the sin he committed. Because of this, David's family would be constantly fighting each other. The king was humble enough to know that he had done wrong and felt sorry for such. He was forgiven, but his sin costed him the life of his firstborn child.

And now, here's an example of love that had gone right. Do you remember Brotherhooves Social, when Applejack could not participate in the Sisterhooves Social because she had to go to Manehattan with Rarity to aid Ms. Coco Pommel? Apple Bloom was bummed, and Big Mac, out of pity, decided to attend and team up with his little sister, all while he was disguised as a lady named Orchard Blossom. Big Mac loved Apple Bloom so much that he couldn't leave her out in the cold. During the big race, the two had looked like they were winning, but Big Mac's disguise was breaking down bit by bit during the event. The breaking point was when they didn't win the race, because Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo had won. Big Mac was exposed, causing him and AB to be disqualified from the event. AB was very angry with BM, and it was all because he had pitied her and loved her that he couldn't leave her alone. But in the end, they had patched up their holes, and continue to be good siblings to each other again.

Remember, love has two roads to go down. One of these roads can be hurtful, but will work out in the end. The other can bring satisfaction, but only for a little while, and it could cost everything you hold dear. Which road will you go down?
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia, and Tim returned to their station.

Julia: Okay, I'm going inside to find the Captain.
Tim: You do that. I'm going to talk to Toby, and Red for a while.
Julia: *Goes inside*
Tim: *Walks to Toby, and Red* Hey you two.
Red: Hi Tim.
Toby: Anything good happening lately?
Tim: No. My police car just blew up.
Toby: You're kidding.
Tim: *Shakes his head* The engine stalled, there was a big rig that blew up, caused a chain reaction, and my car was part of it.
Red: Isn't it Julia's car since she drives it?
Toby: That's a good way of putting it.
Tim: You guys have fun with this, but me, and Julia are going...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
1965 Oldsmobile 98
1965 Oldsmobile 98
Julia and Tim were on the highway after passing the docks. Several cars were surrounding their police car.

Tim: *Spots a white car in front of them* Do my eyes deceive me, or is that a 1965 Oldsmobile?
Julia: *Sees the car* You're eyes aren't playing tricks on you partner.
Tim: I thought so.

Episode 8: Undercover

Special Guest Stars

Candy Sunshine from Aph-Finland
Richard Rockford from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim: Will you be heading for the classic auto show on Byer Lane?
Julia: They're having a car show there?
Tim: Yeah, just by the fire department.
Julia: Nopony told me, but I'll be there.
Tim: Are you going...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The cafeteria was where study hall took place when Master Sword, and Rio got there.

Rio: Now this is really crap.
Master Sword: Think of it this way. We have two days off, and then just one more day, and then we have the weekend.
Rio: Well, when you put it that way, it's kind of like we're being rewarded for bullying that mare faced stallion. What was his name, Guy?
Master Sword: Forget it, let's call him gay. He's not the reason we got suspended, it's because of you trying to bribe Principal Estrada.

Someone shouted their names.

Rio: Looks like our parents are here.
Master Sword: How are your parents...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the airport.

Larry: *Buying tickets*
Adrenaline: I hate the airports.
Larry: That's good, because we have to get out of here now. Our plane is going to leave soon. *Goes outside to board the plane*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Gets on the plane*
Adrenaline: *Sits down on a seat in the plane*
Larry: *Sitting between Adrenaline, and the window*
Adrenaline: This trip should take a while.
Larry: Honolulu isn't far away. It should only take us a few minutes to get there.
Adrenaline: Good thing.

Three minutes later.

Pilot: *Lands the plane on the runway, and stops it three hundred feet from where it landed....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Frank: *Driving on a road with train tracks on it*
Julia: *Catching up to Frank*
Engineer: *Blows the horn on his train as he slowly gets towards the road*
Frank: *Sees the train, and drifts to the left*
Reggie: We're heading back to the freeway?
Frank: It's either that, or get hit by the train.
Julia: *Turns left, nearly getting hit by the train*
Reggie: *Looks behind him* I think we lost them.
Julia: *Gets on the freeway, and nearly hits a white Maserati*
Reggie: Nope. They're right behind us.
Frank: I see them. Okay, we're going off the freeway again. *Drifts to the right*
Tim:...
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Sean: *Sitting by his fireplace in a chair, and starts to call Rainbow Dash on his Galaxy S5*
Rainbow Dash: *At Canterlot Castle, hearing her Smartphone ring, and answers* Hello.
Sean: Dash, it's Sean. I just encountered twenty of Eggman's soldiers at my house. Contact Wind, and Master Sword, I'll be over at the castle soon.
Rainbow Dash: You got it. *Hangs up, and starts to call Master Sword*
Wind: *Playing with his Nintendo 3DS at Master Sword's house* Why am I living with you again?
Master Sword: Because, of.... uhh...... Reasons!
Wind: Figures. At least it's better than living with Rainbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We return to the car chase from the previous part of this episode.

Ferrari Pony: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Julia: *Chasing the pony in his Ferrari*
Dispatch: Suspect's vehicle is a 2011 Ferrari 458, westbound on the highway.
Police Ponies: *Entering the highway, half a mile behind Julia in two Caprices, and a M4*
Julia: It's gonna take a while for backup to arrive.
Tim: Draft him.
Julia: Come again?
Tim: Draft him. Get behind him, and draft him.
Julia: Right, gotcha. *Gets behind the Ferrari, and starts to draft off of it* We're catching up.
Ferrari Pony: *Spots Julia getting closer to him*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed by any actors.

Today's game: Gran Turismo 6

Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is join this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when you get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, you get kicked out of the lobby by the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience:...
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WARNING: This chapter and all the other chapters following, contains disturbing content.
Not for the weak of heart..

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Trixie ended up unchaining Sweetie Belle but keeping her hooves behind her back with handcuffs.

"wait.. What are you doing?" I asked, confusedly.

Trixie ignored me, and sat Sweetie Belle down next the trouch, still handcuffed.

Trixie grabbed the bloodstained baseball bat and went behind Sweetie Belle, acting like a spooky figure as much of the room was still very dark, and her purple eyes were glowing in the dark again.

"Look...
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posted by btflash
Ok, so before I begin with this, let me just be clear. This is not a hate-ish article of any kind, like my last one was. If anything, this is purely academic (whlie at the same time opinionated), with one college class of critical thinking under my belt.

There's been a change in today's society, a rather interesting one at that. I've seen countless stories and news articles about individuals at odds with one another. Arguments, discussions, disagreements.

And today, on the wall, Canada24 expressed his discomfort at having the unpopular opinion, because "people hate him because of it."

While I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic Rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Previously, everyone in F Troop was alerted of the arrival of a colonel. The soldiers want to please the colonel, but things aren't going well.

Corporal...
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Saten and Fluttershy: Starlight. I think we might have a new friend joining us.

Twilight: (comes out of the room, and is the said "new friend").

Starlight Glimmer: Ahh, so you finally came to your senses and are joining us..

Twilight: I.. I guess.. Are you sure I'll be happy here?

Starlight Glimmer: Coarse you will.. Just ask Saten here.

Saten: ... The showers don't work.

Starlight Glimmer: To be honest. Your the first to ever use one of them.. Most of us don't 'need' showers.. But hey. Your really old, so, it makes sense..

Saten: (groans) I'm two years younger than you..

Starlight Glimmer: (laughs)...
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