Doctor Eggman had a meeting with some of his soldiers.

Eggman: We will have three groups. Shadow, your group will search Earth.
Shadow: Yes doctor.
Eggman: Blaze, take your group around Mobius. It's possible Sean is still here.
Blaze: Yes doctor.
Eggman: I found a place called Equestria. My group will search there. Get your things ready, and prepare to teleport in half an hour.
Shadow: Will do doctor.
Blaze: Yes doctor.
Nazis: *Saluting Eggman* Heil Eggman! Wait. Isn't it Heil Hitler?
Eggman: He's not your leader anymore! I am! Heil Eggman!!
Nazis: Heil Eggman!!

Back in Equestria

Twilight Sparkle: *Looking at the stars with her telescope* This isn't easy to do in broad daylight. I never should have tried to race Rainbow Dash. My wings hurt, and I'm going to miss the deadline for Celestia's assignment.
Diamond Tiara: *Barges into Twilight Sparkle's castle with Silver Spoon* Twilight!
Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, what is it?!
Silver Spoon: We need your help!!

I was driving my car around Equestria when this happened.

Sean: *Sees the fuel meter is low* I better stop to refuel. *Stops his car on the side of the road. He doesn't realize that he stopped in front of Rarity's boutique*
Rarity: *Watching Sean*
Sean: *Opens the trunk of his car, and grabs a jerry can. He opens the gas tank on his car, and refuels his car*
Rarity: *Walks towards Sean. She doesn't stop until she's right next to him* Excuse me.
Sean: Yes?
Rarity: Who are you?
Sean: That depends. Who are you?
Rarity: I'm Rarity.
Sean: *Eyes widen as he finishes refueling his car*

Applejack's words starting echoing through my head.

Applejack: Have you met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful.

I snap back into reality, and stare at the white unicorn.

Sean: Do you know Applejack?
Rarity: Yes.
Sean: She says you're a sex addict. Is that true?
Rarity: Oh yes. I'm not afraid to admit it.
Sean: (Shit.)
Rarity: As a matter of fact, I want to have sex with you right now.
Sean: We just met for crying out loud!!
Twilight Sparkle: *Teleports to Sean's left side with Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon*
Diamond Tiara: That's him!!
Sean: *Stares at Twilight* May I help you?
Twilight Sparkle: Is it true that you threatened to kill these two?
Sean: What the hell are you talking about? They were making fun of Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo, and I simply told them to stop.
Silver Spoon: He's lying!!
Sean: You're lying!
Twilight Sparkle: I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you.
Sean: Arrest this! *Punches Twilight in the face, and gets into his car. He drives away at high speed*
Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, watch the two filllies while I chase that monster. *Flies after Sean*
Rarity: *Stares at Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon* So, would you like to go into my boutique, and "see something grand?"

During the chase between me, and Twilight Sparkle

Sean: Why can't that purple asshole just listen to me?
Twilight Sparkle: *Shoots two lasers, hitting the roof of Sean's car*
Sean: *Lowers his window, and turns left. He uses his .44 Magnum to shoot at Twilight twice*
Twilight Sparkle: *Gets hit in the wing, and falls down*
Sean: *Turns around, and drives towards Twilight. He gets out of the car, and looks at her* Now I didn't want to do that, but you gave me no choice. If you don't believe my side of the story, ask Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo.
Twilight Sparkle: *Angry* You mean those two lied to me?!
Sean: I'm afraid so.
Twilight Sparkle: When I get my hooves on them... I'm really sorry.
Sean: Don't blame yourself for not believing me. It's a common mistake hundreds of people have made. *Looks at his watch* Actually, I think it's time I go have that party Pinkie Pie wanted to throw for me. She's celebrating our new friendship.
Twilight Sparkle: *Heals her injuries with her magic* Oh, you met Pinkie Pie already?
Sean: Yes. She was the first one that I met. Then there was Rainbow Dash, then Fluttershy, then Applejack, her brother, her sister, and her sister's two friends, and I also unfortunately met Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon. You, and Rarity are the first two unicorns I have met.
Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I'm an alicorn.
Sean: What's that?
Twilight Sparkle: A unicorn with wings.
Sean: I see. Tell me, why do you have wings, and a horn?
Twilight Sparkle: I'm a princess.
Sean: Then in that case, I'm pleased to meet you. I better go tell Pinkie Pie to start the party. Can you get as many ponies as you can to come?
Twilight Sparkle: You can count on me. *Flies away*
Sean: *Gets in his car* Well, I'm glad nothing bad happened. *Drives away*

2 B Continued