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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Next morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants you to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. You could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case Cracker behind Gordon*
Gordon: *Walking down street* I got to see George Carlin last night. He was funny as hell.
Sprocket: I thought the tickets were hard to get a hold of.
Case Cracker: He was performing in Manehattan. Gordon saw him on TV.
Sprocket: Oh.
Gordon: He made up this joke about how you fly on airplanes nowadays. It was hilarious.
Case Cracker: *Laughs*

They passed a store with new television sets for sale. George Carlin was on them: link

Play the video until the car gets stolen.

Gordon: *Sees dealership*
Case Cracker: *Gets lock picks*
Sprocket: *Watching for any ponies trying to stop them from doing their job*
Gordon: *Using lock picks to unlock car*
Sprocket: *Sees a cop*
Police Pony 63: Hey!
Sprocket: *Uses a silenced pistol to shoot the cop*
Police Pony 63: *Dies*
Gordon: *Unlocks the door, and gets in*
Case Cracker: *Gets in with Sprocket*
Gordon: *drives slowly out of dealership* We don't wanna attract too much attention.
Case Cracker: Yeah..they don't seem to be lookin' our way. *Turns on the radio to play rap music*

Song: link

Gordon: Are you for real?
Case Cracker: Come on man, this is my shit.
Gordon: Alright.
Sprocket: *Looks behind them, and sees many cars behind them*
Gordon: *Gets across Golden Neigh Bridge, and prepares to take the first exit off highway*
Case Cracker: What's going on back there?
Sprocket: Nothing. It's just a traffic jam.
Case Cracker: No one is followin' us.
Gordon: *Gets on the first highway exit. Turns left at the intersection* We're here. *Stops car at Sam's house, and turns it off*
Case Cracker: He home?
Gordon: Possibly.
Sprocket: Guess we just leave it here.
Gordon: Maybe. Let's just check anyway. *Walks to front door*
Sam: *Opens front door, and sees car* Very good. I'm proud of you.
Gordon: How much do we get?
Sam: Each of you are gonna get $8,000.
Gordon: Thanks.

The three of them get their money.

Sprocket: We don't even have a car to get back into San Fran.
Case Cracker: We stole one car. Let's steal another.
Gordon: *Sees a black sedan* I know just the one for us. *Grabs his revolver*

Song (Start it at 0:40): link

Gordon: *Stands in front of the black sedan*
Rich Pony: *Stops*
Gordon: Get out of the car!!!
Rich Pony: *Gets out, and holds a model 1886 shotgun* Now see here-
Case Cracker: *Shoots him twice, and kills him*

They run into the car, and drive off. Stop the song

Gordon: This is nice!
Sprocket: I want this as my car.
Case Cracker: Alright, it's yours.
Gordon: I want it!
Case Cracker: Come on man, you already got a car. She doesn't.
Gordon: Ugh, whatever.

2 B Continued
They stole this car for Sam.
They stole this car for Sam.
The second car Gordon, and his friends stole
The second car Gordon, and his friends stole
added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
WindWaker was constant about me seeing this episode.

I did my best to see it.. But I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick.

The heater to my Camper isn't working so I'm sleeping in the cold, because I have no free beds till my sister and brother return to school in Newfoundland..

So yeah.
When I say I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick I mean I've been definitely TOTALLY fuckin sick.

But I did what I could, and watched the episode..

This is exactly what I excepted from a Diamond Tiera episode..
Despite all my jokes and mockery.
I always sensed a secret sadness in her.
(Fuckin...
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real quotes by me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way or anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no more than what you expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing more to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable you just want to take everything you own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell you the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong day mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd you do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money more then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting you be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did you do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. You changed my voice...
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posted by bluethunder25
As most of you already know, I've given more than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight said to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand by my opinion that she was out of line when she said that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did you get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...
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So yeah, no new episode for 3 weeks

3

The next episode will be episode 100

100 - the first episode number that will have 3 digits

3

Now I don't plan on seeing any spoilers for the 100th episode but I can assume there's a 3 in there somewhere that I'll find later, so call that 3 an IOU

Wait. I O U

3 letters

3

3 sets of 3

333

the number of 3s found before "I O U" in this article is 6

6 3s

switch that statement around and you get "3 6s"

666

THE DEVIL'S NUMBER

ILLUMINATI

WAKE UP EQUESTRIA
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Source: derpibooru
posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case Cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told you that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: Hey Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case Cracker with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....
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Source: deviantart, joyreactor
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posted by bluethunder25
I want to take this time to talk about one of my two favorite duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most favorite one in my next article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got Rainbow Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, Rainbow Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...
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Source: alloyrabbit
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Source: alloyrabbit
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

Music Director: Uh Belmont, you don't have to belt it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
Music Pony 1: *Clears throat*
Music Director: Take two.
Music Pony 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
Music Pony 1: Dun dun dun dun dun dun-
Music Pony 3: Ah, do it again.
Music Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
Music Pony 2: Take your time man.
Music Pony 3: Yeah, relax.
Music Pony 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then you start.
Music Pony 1: Gee.
Music Pony 2: So? What's the difference?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West and Meadow West from Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 79: Gordon Loses His Marbles
Date: August 26, 1958
Location: Cheyenne,...
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