My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the pizzeria

Gordon: *sitting at table* I'm guessing those ponies from Fillydelphia want you dead.
Case Cracker: I think they're following me around too.
Gordon: Do you think Michael is their leader?
Case Cracker: Maybe...but we need to figure out what happened to Jim first.
Gordon: Right. And, Jim told me about a good friend of his that lives on the other side of the Golden Neigh Bridge. I know where he lives, but I can't remember the street name.
Case Cracker: You think he could get us a lead?
Gordon: Possibly, but if we can't find Jim, this pony will take his spot.
Case Cracker: Fine.
Gordon: Alright. Let's finish our pizza, then we can go look for Jim's friend. His name is Sam.
Case Cracker: Good to know. *Eats his slice pizza and drinks his Coke*
Gordon: *Finishes his slice of pizza, and drinks some sprite*
Case Cracker: You think they..killed Jim?
Gordon: Don't say that. We just gotta keep looking for him, but first we need to get his friend. *Walks to his car* Let's go.

Four minutes later, they were driving on the Golden Neigh Bridge with Gordon's car.

Gordon: You want the radio on?
Case Cracker: Sure.
Gordon: *turns on radio*
Radio Pony: Hey, this is 98.3 SFNR. We play the newest songs no matter what type of music it is, as long as it's new, we play it. Here's a song by Ice-T called Cop Killer.

Song: link

Case Cracker: You remember how long it'll take to get there?
Gordon: Only a few minutes.
Case Cracker: You think this pony will remember you?
Gordon: Sure. And he remembers you too.
Case Cracker: Good.
Gordon: *Exits highway* We just gotta go left at the next intersection, and in half a mile, we'll reach his house.
Case Cracker: Alright.
Gordon: *Turns left on intersection. Then he stops at the house* This is it. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: *Gets out of car*
Gordon: *Goes to door, and knocks twice*
Sam: *Opens the door* Hey Gordon, and Case Cracker. How are things?
Gordon: Not too good. Jim has gone missing.
Case Cracker: And some ponies seem to be following us.
Sam: Well we can stop that nonsense. And while I help you find Jim, you could do a few jobs for me. I'll pay you enough money.
Gordon: Sounds good.
Case Cracker: What kind of jobs?
Sam: Stealing cars.
Case Cracker: Whose cars? Any's in particular?
Sam: It doesn't matter who they belong to.
Case Cracker: Then where are these cars?
Sam: Whoa, wait a minute. You aren't starting yet. You come by my place tomorrow, and then we'll get started.
Gordon: Alright. We can do that. Right Case?
Case Cracker: Sure man.
Sam: Great. See you tomorrow.

Gordon, and Case Cracker left Sam's house, and went back to San Franciscolt across the Golden Neigh Bridge.

Case Cracker was back at his house with Sprocket.

Sprocket: What do you mean kidnapped?
Case Cracker: Exactly what I just said. Michael, and his gang from Fillydelphia followed us, and kidnapped Jim.
Sprocket: Are you going to save him?
Case Cracker: Well we certainly ain't sitting around on our asses.
Sprocket: You were lucky that I was asleep when you left. Tomorrow, you won't be lucky. You're taking me with you, and I will not accept no as an answer.
Case Cracker: Alright, but I don't want you being annoying, and making things complicated. Once you join us, you ain't leavin'.
Sprocket: As long as you're around, I won't want to leave.
Case Cracker: I'm serious. I don't want you being a bitch.
Sprocket: Have I ever let you down before?
Case Cracker: No.
Sprocket: Then shut up. *Kisses him*
Case Cracker: *Blushes while kissing Sprocket*

2 B Continued

Sam

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Ponies On The Rails episode 1 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to Cheyenne, they were heading towards the train yard.

Hawkeye: *stops*
Coffee Creme: Ok, we're hear. Now what?
Hawkeye: Now we uncouple the locomotives, and put them in the servicing facility. Meanwhile, three engines will get behind the train, and push it down the hump.
Coffee Creme: How do you hump a train?
Hawkeye: You don't. It goes down a hill which is called the hump, because it goes uphill, and shortly after that it goes downhill.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Sort of. The cars in the train get uncoupled, and they go to different parts in the yard....

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 4/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutes later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another pony named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 3/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animals to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did you find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he stole a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...

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Celestia and Bolt: The Search for Luna

posted by Dragon-88

What Rainbow Dash was doing to stay busy.

It's a normal morning in Celestia's castle, but this morning will be very different!

Celestia: I better wake up Luna! We have a game of tennis to play! *enters Luna's room and approaches the bed* OK, Luna, time to wake up. Luna? LUNA!! *pulls back cover* Wake up! Huh? SON OF AN ALICORN!!! My sister's gone missing! I better get help!

So Celestia rushes around town asking for help, but everyone seems busy, even Rainbow Dash. She visits Rarity's house (now shared with Bolt, her older brother), in hopes that Bolt wasn't busy either....

Celestia: *rings doorbell, which plays the "My Little Pony" theme*...

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Under Pressure Part 2

posted by karinabrony

Black Rose was in her room, reading her book. She was getting distracted with all of those things in her mind. She kept on thinking about the incident in class when they called her suicidal. She couldn't help but shed a tear. She thought that if they really wanted her to die, she should make them happy and should. She got out a knife and slit herself a little mark. She cringed and then put it down. "I'm worthless..'' she said. She lay in her bed and went to sleep. Another day tomorrow in Torture....

Coffee Creme woke up wide awake and went to go draw to begin the morning. She painted until she...

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Rainbow Dash presents: A Crossover part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.

FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, you look just like me, but you sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is you from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans...

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PART SEVEN: (of the Changeling's featured story)

posted by Canada24

Back in ponyville.

The other five characters finally made it out their the ropes but were still in the room they were room they were held in.

"So.. We are gonna save

her right?" Pinkie Pie asked worriedly.

"Yes, darling. But we're trying to think of a plan remember" Rarity replied.

"Oh.. Right" Pinkie said, blushing from her forgetfulness.

"So.. Anybody, anybody know anything about Changelings? Cause in order to fight them and save our beloved friend, we're have to know HOW" Rainbow Dash said, nervously pacing.

"Well. Fortantly Twilight wasn't only one with a copy of 'Creatures of Equestria" Rarity...

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the shy who loved me part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After a minute, the Germans realized they did not hit their target.

German colonel: what happened?
Con: they must have some defense system
Double X: we'll go in, and disable it.
German colonel: good luck
Con: *teleports with double x to Atlantis*
Double X: how are we destroying this building?
Con: the self destruct system
Nightmare moon: oh no you don't
Con: *fights nightmare moon*
Double X: *takes cover*
Nightmare moon: *fights con*
Con: *hits self destruct button*
Nightmare moon: you...
Con: *jumps to crane*
Nightmare moon: *goes to button*
Con: *lowers crane*
Nightmare moon: *looks up*
Double X: *watches*...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con continued driving the car/submarine through the ocean, as he got toward Atlantis.

Con: There's what we came to look at.
Double X: What?
Con: Toward the bottom, there is a place that shoots missiles.
mexicans: *swim toward car*
Double X: Con, look!
Con: *shoots mexican swimmers*
Double X: Now there's more
Con: They're armed too.
mexican 1: *shoots explosive arrow*
Con: *dodges*
mexican 2: *shoots another explosive arrow*
Double X: *deploys oil*
Con: What are you doing?
Double X: *deploys mine*
Mexicans: *explode*
Con: How did you know about that?
Double X: I saw the blueprints for this car two weeks...

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You Know You're A Brony If...

posted by karinabrony

1.) Whenever one of your pets run away, you say, ''You're...GOING TO LOVE ME!''.

2.) You got extremely mad when Gilda made Fluttershy cry.

3.) You go on websites like Equestria Daily and My Little Brony.

4.) Whenever you eat a rainbow colored candy (for example, Skittles, Sour Taffy, etc.) , you think of Rainbow Dash.

5.) Whenever you see a Granny Smith apple, you think of Granny Smith.

6.) When someone has a My Little Pony merchandise and they don't even know what it is, you immediately question them like, ''Who's your favorite character?'' and ''Where did you get it at?''.

7.) You contribute to...

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Blue Bolt- The new resident of Ponyville-Part 2

posted by Dragon-88

Rainbow Dash is in the air wondering why the other mane five are situated at Blue Bolt's front door. And it was quite sunny outside!

You asked for a sequel, so here ya go! In the last one, Bolt got out of the house to meet everyone in an attempt to overcome his shyness. It worked, and he's being less shy as of now. He even has a girlfriend-Applejack. I know this is cute, so let's place this story around the mane six for a bit!

Pinkie: What am I gonna do today? I've played with the ball nineteen times already! Maybe Bolt can help me! (heads toward Blue Bolt's house)

Rainbow: SOARIN! Wanna play hide and go seek?

Soarin: No...You win every time, and that isn't fair!

Rainbow: I'm gonna die from boredom here!! Perhaps Bolt wants...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Peckish

On a really dark night at a bunch of pyramids, there was a show going on

Announcer: Welcome to the periods.
Mare35: WHAT?!?
Announcer: Sorry. I mean pyramids. If it were periods we'd be drowning in blood. Anyways. It's time for the dances- What? What do you mean I'm fired?!
crowd: *listen awkwardly*
Announcer: I made a mistake, so what?! Fine, fuck you. I hated this job anyway!
Con: *sees Nightmare Moon* Great. First I had to fight her on a cable car, and now she's back probably planning to kill me. (Reference to Nightmare Moonraker)
Peckish: *walks*
Nightmare Moon: *follows*
Con: *also follows*
?:...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Back at the mexican base

M.L: Send in Double X
Double X: *walks in*
M.L: I'm sorry, but Danish was killed during a mission.
Double X: Who killed him?
M.L: We have no clue, but now we have another problem. A pony named Isosceles has some kind of micro film, holding info on a special weapon that can get rid of submarines. He's been making us lose a lot of them. You have to find it immediately.

While as in CIE headquarters.

Snow: He'll see you now Mr. Mane
Con: Thanks. *walks in office*
P: Ah good, you're here. What do you know about a pony named Isosceles?
Con: As I heard, he's been making us lose submarines,...

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The Shy Who Loved Me part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I told you Con Mane would return, and he's in a spy adventure which starts with a submarine going through the atlantic.

Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something.
Captain: What?
Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge.
Captain: What the fuck are you looking at that for?
Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.

And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.

Captain: How is this happening?!
Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!!
mexican: *drive barge near sub*
Captain: Of course. Mexicans!!
Mexicans: *go past submarine*

Speaking of Mexicans,...

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Dirty Harry Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Scorpio was walking toward a football stadium, and ambulance, and a cop car arrived where Harry was at.

Harry: Did you call for the ambulance dumby?
Henry: Duh, Peter did.
Harry: Smart pony, unlike you
Henry: *drives*
Harry: *gets in his car* Good thing I'm not with that guy *drives behind Henry*

At the football stadium.

Harry: *arrives at entrance*
Scorpio: *running down bleachers*
Harry: Stop!
Henry: *turns on lights*
Scorpio: Huh?
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Henry: *turns on other lights*
Scorpio: *lying on ground*
Harry: Where's the filly?
Scorpio: You can't do this!! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!
Harry:...

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Blue Bolt- The new resident of Ponyville

posted by Dragon-88

Blue Bolt, the newest resident of Ponyville

Last story was halfway good, so this time I'm making it to where Blue Bolt's personality is fully revealed in this story. It all starts with Bolt arriving in Ponyville. He is new here, so he doesn't know much about the town or the residents. He is very shy, so he was nervous to talk to anyone. He thought his way of speech would make him appear weird. So he enters the house he was promised by some pony who had blue curled hair and wore red glasses. He doesn't know who she was, but he will learn soon!

Bolt: This is a nice house. Who was she anyways? I just hope the residents are nice...

It is daytime,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 14: Breaking the ice

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 14: Breaking the ice

Her first coherent thought was about Tartaros. Celestia believed she ended up there. She could even feel the heat. The snow white alicorn slowly opened her eyes, then she recognized a silhouette standing beside her bed. Her vision was still a bit blurry, but the figure looked familiar. Her face distorted in pain as she tried to move. She felt like the entire right side of her body was on fire. The pony reached out, removed the sheet from her chest and disappeared.

Celestia could not decide whether this was some weird dream or reality. Soon, the pony...

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The last solstice - Chapter 13: Inner demons - Part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 13: Inner demons - Part 2

The Princess of the Sun circles around nervously. She’s like a snow white ghost haunting the rooms. Although it was several days ago, the encounter with Nocturnal Mirage has stirred up her soul. Laying eyes upon another pony after a decade was quite unsettling for Celestia.

“How could I have been so foolish?” the solar alicorn questioned herself angrily.

In the heat of the moment, she allowed the stallion to see what nopony should see. The marks of that fateful day… the marks of her failure.

Celestia gazed at her distorted reflection...

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Dirty Harry part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Half an hour later, Harry went to grab some lunch. There was place he always enjoyed going to called Dou Chebag's.

Harry: *enters restaurant*
Dou: Harry, how's it going?
Harry: Hello Mr. Chebag, how are you?
Dou: Wonderful. Would you like your usual?
Harry: I think I'll surprise you this time. Only chili today.
Dou: You got it. *looks out window* A lot of polution out there, it's not good.
Harry: No it isn't. Why can't we have clean streets for once?
Dou: We live in a town of crime.
Harry: Yeah *sees bank* I need you to make a call.
Dou: What for?
Harry: Tell the police that there's a bank robbery...

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Autobiography Chapter 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chapter 5
Where I am now

Today, there are a lot of great people on here, but much of the people that started this fandom left. Most people are upset because of this, but I have a way on getting past those kind of situations. For me, all that matters is the people I get to hang out with, and the ones that I enjoy being with are

In Alphabetical order

Alinah09 - She has a bright personality, and is awesome at roleplay.
Applejackrocks1 - She's inspired me to do great things, and has become my best friend. She's nice to everyone, and everyone's nice to her.. Or at least, everyone should be nice to...