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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 89: Fuel Crisis
Date: August 23, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:37 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Pete: *In his office talking on the phone* Listen, this is really important, I need fuel for my diesel locomotives!... I can't believe this. I asked several other ponies in your area, and they had no idea what I was telling them. I need fuel for my locomotives you stupid shit!!.. Fine, be an immature retard, and see if I care! *Hangs up* how am i going to get more fuel for my locomotives?
Meanwhile, in the Cheyenne train yard.
Snowflake: *On the radio* How much fuel do you have?
Hawkeye: *On a freight train with Mirage* Just a quarter of a tank. We'll be fine.
Snowflake: Okay, but we're still low on fuel here.
Mirage: How the bloody hell is that possible?
Hawkeye: I have no clue. *Talks on the radio* Snowflake, do you know when we'll get more fuel?
Snowflake: No. Pete's doing everything he can, but so far, no dice.
Hawkeye: Fuck. I was worried about that.
Gordon: *Talking on the radio* Would you mind keeping the chit chat down? I'm trying to concentrate.
Hawkeye: You don't need to concentrate with what you're doing Gordon.
Mirage: Why? What's he doing?
Hawkeye: Either he's jacking off, or he's attempting to pass a red signal for no good reason.
Gordon: Neither! I am trying to get my train up Archer Hill, but the wheels keep slipping!!
Mirage: Hand me the thing, I wanna talk to him. *Takes the walkie talkie* Gordon, have you tried using sand to get more grip?
Gordon: Sand doesn't give your train any grip.
Mirage: Yes it does. Everypony should know that.
Gordon: Bullshit. I'll drop sand onto the rails right now, and it won't do a thing.
Hawkeye: Wait for it.
Mirage: I'm waiting.
Gordon: Never mind. It's working.
Hawkeye: *Slows his train down as it enters the yard* Pleasure talking to you Gordon, but we gotta go now. *Stops the train next to the yard tower*
Mirage: Is he really that stupid?
Hawkeye: I guess the shortage on fuel is making him very angry. He loses all of his common sense when he gets mad.
Mirage: He has common sense?
Hawkeye: A very short amount.
Mirage: Well that's understandable. No matter what mood he's in, he always lacks common sense.
They both got out of the train, and went to uncouple the locomotives from the train.
Stylo: *Arrives* Hey, what's up?
Hawkeye: Hello Stylo.
Mirage: How's it going?
Stylo: Fine. I just want you guys to hurry up, because I have to get my train in here as well, but my engine has less then a quarter of a tank full of fuel.
Hawkeye: We'll do the best we can.
Mirage: *Uncouples the locomotives from the train* No guarantees mate. We can only work as fast as we can.
Stylo: Just asking. *Uses his wings to fly back to his train*
2 B Continued
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 89: Fuel Crisis
Date: August 23, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:37 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Pete: *In his office talking on the phone* Listen, this is really important, I need fuel for my diesel locomotives!... I can't believe this. I asked several other ponies in your area, and they had no idea what I was telling them. I need fuel for my locomotives you stupid shit!!.. Fine, be an immature retard, and see if I care! *Hangs up* how am i going to get more fuel for my locomotives?
Meanwhile, in the Cheyenne train yard.
Snowflake: *On the radio* How much fuel do you have?
Hawkeye: *On a freight train with Mirage* Just a quarter of a tank. We'll be fine.
Snowflake: Okay, but we're still low on fuel here.
Mirage: How the bloody hell is that possible?
Hawkeye: I have no clue. *Talks on the radio* Snowflake, do you know when we'll get more fuel?
Snowflake: No. Pete's doing everything he can, but so far, no dice.
Hawkeye: Fuck. I was worried about that.
Gordon: *Talking on the radio* Would you mind keeping the chit chat down? I'm trying to concentrate.
Hawkeye: You don't need to concentrate with what you're doing Gordon.
Mirage: Why? What's he doing?
Hawkeye: Either he's jacking off, or he's attempting to pass a red signal for no good reason.
Gordon: Neither! I am trying to get my train up Archer Hill, but the wheels keep slipping!!
Mirage: Hand me the thing, I wanna talk to him. *Takes the walkie talkie* Gordon, have you tried using sand to get more grip?
Gordon: Sand doesn't give your train any grip.
Mirage: Yes it does. Everypony should know that.
Gordon: Bullshit. I'll drop sand onto the rails right now, and it won't do a thing.
Hawkeye: Wait for it.
Mirage: I'm waiting.
Gordon: Never mind. It's working.
Hawkeye: *Slows his train down as it enters the yard* Pleasure talking to you Gordon, but we gotta go now. *Stops the train next to the yard tower*
Mirage: Is he really that stupid?
Hawkeye: I guess the shortage on fuel is making him very angry. He loses all of his common sense when he gets mad.
Mirage: He has common sense?
Hawkeye: A very short amount.
Mirage: Well that's understandable. No matter what mood he's in, he always lacks common sense.
They both got out of the train, and went to uncouple the locomotives from the train.
Stylo: *Arrives* Hey, what's up?
Hawkeye: Hello Stylo.
Mirage: How's it going?
Stylo: Fine. I just want you guys to hurry up, because I have to get my train in here as well, but my engine has less then a quarter of a tank full of fuel.
Hawkeye: We'll do the best we can.
Mirage: *Uncouples the locomotives from the train* No guarantees mate. We can only work as fast as we can.
Stylo: Just asking. *Uses his wings to fly back to his train*
2 B Continued
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof by behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten said nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave you alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad you to know you actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten said a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. You wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten said excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten said nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave you alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad you to know you actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten said a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. You wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten said excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..