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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The Month award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If you were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for our crossover parody.
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody will be Unfriended Daredevil.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're combining a good show with a bad movie. Enjoy.

Unfriended Daredevil

Starring Tom Foolery as Matt Murdock
Master Sword as Franklin "Foggy" Nelson
Snow Wonder as Karen Page
Saten Twist as Wilson Fisk
Heartsong as Laura Barns
Annie as Blaire Lily
Mortomis as Mitch Roussel
And everyone else as theirselves.

Narrator: In Manehattan, there's an area called Hell's Kitchen.
Matt: *Interrupts the narrator* And there's a blind stallion that becomes a superhero, blah blah blah, no one cares about me until it becomes night time!
Audience: *Laughing*
Franklin: Hey, I care about you.
Matt: I know you do, and so does Karen. Only because we saved her from being killed in the pilot episode of our show.
Audience: *Laughing*
Franklin: Now what do we do?
Matt: We go bother Wilson Fisk.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, near Union Allied Headquarters.

Wilson: *Buying a hotdog* Come on. How long does it take to get a hotdog around here? I could run off to rape a mare, and come back to see that it's still not finished.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hot Dog Pony: Relax sir.
Wilson: *Punches the hot dog pony* That makes it worse!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: Hello Wilson.
Matt: Yes, hello.
Wilson: What do you two want?
Matt: Answers, to question that we can't remember, and I think we left it in my trailer, that also has my script, so I don't remember what I'm supposed to say.
Audience: *Laughing*
Frank: You better let me do all of the talking.
Mitch: *Running with a laptop* Run away!!
Wilson: What the hell was that all about?
Mitch: *Comes back to Matt* Oh no, you're not online!!
Matt: Really? I didn't know being active was bad nowadays.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitch: Laura Barns is back from the dead.

Unfriended Walking Dead Daredevils.

Starring...

Frank: Wait, we already did the opening credits.
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: What's this you're going on about some mare being back from the dead?
Mitch: It's Laura Barns man. Laura Barns!
Matt: So?
Mitch: So, she'll kill you!
Frank: Uh, no she won't. She doesn't even know who we are.
Laura: Mitch, who are those guys talking in the background?!
Frank: Goddamnit!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: Let me solve the problem.
Blaire: Wait! Mitch! Who's that guy?
Matt: *Closes the window*
Mitch: *Trembling in fear*
Matt: Problem solved.
Frank: *Looks at the computer's background* Uh, what's with this Thomas The Tank Engine picture on here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitch: It's for my two year old daughter!

Thomas The Daredevil

Starring...

Frank & Wilson: We already did the intro!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: Well, considering the fact that I'm blind, I'm going to throw this laptop away. *Throws it at a taxi, but Gordon shows up out of nowhere*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gordon: I'm Gordon the express engine!
Mitch: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: This is getting too random. *Climbs into Gordon's cab* Okay random talking train that I can't see because I'm blind, take me home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gordon: Uh, I'm not even on the train tracks.
Matt: Now you tell me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitch: But wait a minute. What about my friend Blaire?
Wilson: Who cares? She's probably dead.
Blaire: *In her apartment* What do you want from me?!?
Laura: You thought I was gone for good!
Blaire: I didn't want you to be gone for good!
Laura: Well guess what?
Blaire: Don't kill me!
Laura: Do you wanna be a lesbian with me?
Blaire: Oh, sure.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

The end

On the next part of this episode

Master Sword shares his favorite television show with his friends.
Tonight was the night that Bob was going to take Emily out for dinner, but she didn't know that Bob was going to take her out.

Emily: *Sitting on couch reading newspaper*
Bob: *Enters apartment room* Hi Emily.
Emily: Hi Bob. How was your day?
Bob: Good. I got us reservations to a restaurant that we're going to tonight.
Emily: What? Why didn't you tell me?
Bob: I did tell you. Last night, I asked you if we were going out to dinner, and you were just like, "Ugh!" So I figured you wanted to go.
Emily: What gave you that idea?
Bob: I thought you were fed up with making dinner, so I decided it would...
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posted by alinah_09
Present

Dreams...they could either be a beautiful path to the future...or just hopeless fantasies and illusions...

For years i've tried countless times in attempting to find a way for an average earthpony like me to get up high in the world of clouds,but unfortunately,they ended in utter failure.With that,most of the ponies laughed at me,saying that i was getting 'looney' and all that but i am far from through with it! I did have many negative results,but amidst those i have gained bits and pieces of knowledge i could use to get closer and closer to success!

In fact,i have yet another idea and...
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Notes:
alright...before i go on over this thing,i'd like to say that my other fic (which you probably dont remember) Magic of Friendship is on Hiatus because i pretty much made a summary of it...and also because it was the story of my life,and we all know to keep our lives a secret on the internet,though i will not delete them since all that writing would be a waste,and besides,not all of them are real :P and now i have decided to finish this one instead...
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the war raged on,the zomponies multiplying and even managing to attack the air force,who now also stood on the roofs...
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Okay. So my last list was
Cheerliee's Gardan
Sweet apple Massicure part 2
Spike's Spike
Muffins
Film and Flam lost Episode
Raritys dress
Trixies funhouse..

And now..
I have more..


1# Filly Fooling:
Guess what.. Another porn story.
The main six 'try stuff'.
I mean, who thinks of this shit.
Though.. I guess I shouldn't be serprised, it's the same "coopercrisp" who wrote The Pink Temptation.
But. It's worse thn Lilly's opposite side.
That Alpha and Omega story I read, back when I wrote for there.
Wish I could say its the WORST alpha and omega sex story I ever read.
How do you think I even stumbled abarn sex...
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posted by Canada24
I.. I don't know if I have anything to say about this one.

It certainly isn't "Harmony is horror", even though it should of felt like it.
I'm still pissed about never being able to reread Harmony is Horror, it was one greatest creepypastas I have ever read, but also the sadest, hell, it's not EVEN a creepypasta, just a heartbreaker.
Starting with a intro that gives me even MORE reasons to hate Gilda, as she kills Pinkie.
And than, one by one, they all end up dying in natural causes, till it's just Twilight, who goes crazy. Hell. I pretty much just told the whole story of Harmony is Horror.

But anyway....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan and Shadow house in Ponyville
Shadow : YOU HAVE SOMETHING!
Dan : YES... yes shut up... I need to think... *grab book* this book say that in our familly was pony named "Jack the Puppet master"
Shadow : and you want to heal yourself with puppets?
Dan : pfff no... that guy had strange power of controlling puppets without strings...
Shadow : laaame... NEXT!
Dan : Is just gonna be my "help in battle" with my inside me...
Shadow : your evil you?
Dan : yep... one pony from our familly had same situation but he beat his bad side and it was end... we need to go to the Canterlot Garden...
Canterlot Garden...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 9: Exile – part 2


Ha ha ha ha! You should see the look on your face right now, ha ha ha! No, no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... wait until you hear this next part, ha ha ha ha! Kkhhm.... oh, it was a long time since I smiled. I just thought... you seem like a well read pony, my friend... and now you look utterly surprised... All right, hang in there, I will explain a few things I reckon you did not know about changelings. So there I was with these four strange, unfamiliar creatures in the middle of the desert.

“The Changelings?”...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 8: Wavering monolith


“Do you have any idea what you've done?!” Landslide shouted in my face.

As the oldest of us, he was very much like our father. Distant, reserved and sturdy. But our connection was strong up to this point. I won't lie, it truly hurt that he raised his voice at me. He's never done that before. But I've never let a known war criminal, who happened to be my brother escape as well... Without me, Forever Wind would have faced execution, yet I set him free, despite the horrible atrocities he's committed against the Crown....
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 6: Sic semper tyrannis


Ah, all this storytelling made me thirsty... Can I offer you a drink? Just let me check my saddlebag... Are you sure, you don't want one? This is something that sets the mood for the next part. It's a bottle of Witch Blood... you know how difficult it is to find such high quality wine these days? But I have a pretty refined taste, so it worths the effort... That's the spirit, here you go! Delicious, isn't it? Hmm... Got you a little curious, huh? I can see it all over you. You're like a giant question mark, my friend....
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posted by karinabrony
There it happened. Black Rose and Nocturnal Mirage kissed. Silver Tune's jaw dropped so low that Shredder had to hold it for her. Black Rose and Nocturnal blushed. "That was really nice..." Black Rose said. "I know..." Nocturnal Mirage said, speechless. Silver Tune's mouth turned into a big, huge, and wide grin. "YES! YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS!" She started screaming and dancing. Shredder just shrugged and joined her. "WOOO HOOOOO!!!" They both were screaming. Black Rose turned around and saw them. She blushed furiously and grinned to herself. All of the ponies there glared at Shredder...
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