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After winning the semi finals, Ditto took his team out to celebrate at Pizza Hut.
Ditto: It was a really great game, and I'm proud of all of you.
Sunny: Thanks coach.
Silver: And we'll show those Spiders what we're capable of.
Ditto: Yeah.
Thomas: Man I still can't believe that serve you made on the net, and how the ball was just rolling on it. That was cool.
Erik: Well, when your teammate is good at serving, things happen. You know?
Thomas: I guess that's true. I have made the ball land on the net a few times, and it has rolled to the center, falling on the other team's side.
Erik: All you gotta do is just spike the ball.
Thomas: That's the problem though. I don't spike it.
Erik: Why not?
Thomas: The ball is too high, even if I do jump. I just can't reach it.
Erik: I don't know what to tell you. Increase your height, jump higher, do something.
Thomas: I'm working on it.
Suddenly, a TV turned on.
News Pony: We're showing footage of the Equestrian Volleyball League that took place hours ago in Canterlot. In one part of the game, Erik Estrada, a team member on the Canterlot Humans, served the ball, and made it roll on the net, surprising lots of ponies, and arousing our minds with a question. Is Thomas Canfield losing it?
Thomas: Somepony turn that TV off!
Waiter: *Turns off television*
Ditto: Are you okay?
Thomas: Listen Erik, I'm the best server in all of Equestria, not you.
Erik: Hey man-
Thomas: Don't hey man me!
Sunny: Thomas?
Thomas: Forget it, I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Next day, Thomas was watching TV.
News Pony: We're bringing you live footage of a riot at Walt Disney Studios. Cinderella fans are extremely angry about the Frozen Fever short that will be playing before the movie premiere.
Thomas: Bah, who cares?
Martha: *Walks toward Thomas with Kenny* Is everything alright?
Thomas: Yeah. Why isn't it okay?
Kenny: *Watching the news*
News Pony: *Talking to a rioting pony* What do you have to say about the Frozen short?
Pony 984: THAT IS THE DUMBEST QUESTION ANYONE EVER ASKED ME!! FROZEN IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER! THEY DON'T NEED TO MAKE SHORTS FROM THAT FILM!!
Martha: Let's watch something else.
Thomas: No. Leave it. I wanna watch somepony get killed. That's what all riots are about.
Kenny: Why are you talking like this dad?
Martha: Tom, come with me.
They both walked to the backyard.
Martha: What's wrong with you?
Thomas: Nothi-
Martha: Don't lie to me, it's not nothing. Something is bothering you, and I wanna know what it is.
Thomas: My teammate.
Martha: Which one?
Thomas: Erik.
Martha: What did he do?
Thomas: He's trying to take my spotlight with the serving.
Martha: No he is not. He just did something that no one was expecting to see, that's all. If someone-
Thomas: Okay, that's enough. This ain't a kid's show where a lesson gets learned everyday. I'm gonna call Erik, and apologize.
2 B Continued
After winning the semi finals, Ditto took his team out to celebrate at Pizza Hut.
Ditto: It was a really great game, and I'm proud of all of you.
Sunny: Thanks coach.
Silver: And we'll show those Spiders what we're capable of.
Ditto: Yeah.
Thomas: Man I still can't believe that serve you made on the net, and how the ball was just rolling on it. That was cool.
Erik: Well, when your teammate is good at serving, things happen. You know?
Thomas: I guess that's true. I have made the ball land on the net a few times, and it has rolled to the center, falling on the other team's side.
Erik: All you gotta do is just spike the ball.
Thomas: That's the problem though. I don't spike it.
Erik: Why not?
Thomas: The ball is too high, even if I do jump. I just can't reach it.
Erik: I don't know what to tell you. Increase your height, jump higher, do something.
Thomas: I'm working on it.
Suddenly, a TV turned on.
News Pony: We're showing footage of the Equestrian Volleyball League that took place hours ago in Canterlot. In one part of the game, Erik Estrada, a team member on the Canterlot Humans, served the ball, and made it roll on the net, surprising lots of ponies, and arousing our minds with a question. Is Thomas Canfield losing it?
Thomas: Somepony turn that TV off!
Waiter: *Turns off television*
Ditto: Are you okay?
Thomas: Listen Erik, I'm the best server in all of Equestria, not you.
Erik: Hey man-
Thomas: Don't hey man me!
Sunny: Thomas?
Thomas: Forget it, I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Next day, Thomas was watching TV.
News Pony: We're bringing you live footage of a riot at Walt Disney Studios. Cinderella fans are extremely angry about the Frozen Fever short that will be playing before the movie premiere.
Thomas: Bah, who cares?
Martha: *Walks toward Thomas with Kenny* Is everything alright?
Thomas: Yeah. Why isn't it okay?
Kenny: *Watching the news*
News Pony: *Talking to a rioting pony* What do you have to say about the Frozen short?
Pony 984: THAT IS THE DUMBEST QUESTION ANYONE EVER ASKED ME!! FROZEN IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER! THEY DON'T NEED TO MAKE SHORTS FROM THAT FILM!!
Martha: Let's watch something else.
Thomas: No. Leave it. I wanna watch somepony get killed. That's what all riots are about.
Kenny: Why are you talking like this dad?
Martha: Tom, come with me.
They both walked to the backyard.
Martha: What's wrong with you?
Thomas: Nothi-
Martha: Don't lie to me, it's not nothing. Something is bothering you, and I wanna know what it is.
Thomas: My teammate.
Martha: Which one?
Thomas: Erik.
Martha: What did he do?
Thomas: He's trying to take my spotlight with the serving.
Martha: No he is not. He just did something that no one was expecting to see, that's all. If someone-
Thomas: Okay, that's enough. This ain't a kid's show where a lesson gets learned everyday. I'm gonna call Erik, and apologize.
2 B Continued
Jon Baker is to the left, and Frank Poncherello is to the right.
"Now ya'll', came the pony who said you got the job's voice. "Ya'll be careful. This place could be zactly' like the Rainbow Factory." Pinkie Pie shriveled up. "Oooooh!" She said. "That was one smelly factory!" "It did kinda smell." Rainbow said. "Now who in the hay are ya'll talkin' to?" Applejack said. "Oh! Oh! I know this one! Ummmm.... Was it....Trixie?" Pinkie Pie butted in. Ew, no." " Derpy?" "Wait. Why ew to Trixie?" "Oh, come on, Pinkie you don't remember that? The crusaders and stuff?" "Nope." Rainbow Dash facehooved. Then there was a *bang bang bang bang bang* "Sweetie Belle! Stop it! Just stop it!" Dash's eyes lit up. "YOU'RE ALIVE!" "Yeah, so?" Said Apple Bloom. Rainbow Dash facehooved.
THE END
BECAUSE I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH DERPY
THE END
BECAUSE I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH DERPY
