WARNING: There will be more swearing than last time (And it'll be more intense)
Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.
#4: He's a cliche
You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls fawn over!
And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments...
"If he has no flaws, why don't you make some for him?" - Really? I have to develop a main character who is a big part of the movie? You know stupid that sounds?
"Cliche can be nice." - Unless it's supposed to be stupid, then it's not.
"What's wrong with having a nice, flawless guy?" - That sounds even stupider...it's basically saying that men with flaws are bad, and that flawless men are good. If that's true, you need to pull your head out of your a** and get into our modern f***ing world. Men aren't "Knights in shining armor". Like this quote says, "A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested".
Now, I'll compare Flash Sentry to Spider Man. Spider Man has flaws, and he's a better character!
Spider Man: I didn't catch a crook, and my uncle payed the price...
Flash Sentry: I like Camaros.
Spider Man: I'm constantly bullied at school and my name is always hated by J. Jonah Jameson, yet I carry on. My city needs a hero. It's my responsibility...
Flash Sentry: I'm popular and like sports.
Spider Man: My first girlfriend died. When I tried to catch her with my webs, it accidentally snapped her neck. I couldn't save her...
Flash Sentry: I fell in love with the first girl I see.
Now...I need to get some thoughts out...
FLASH SENTRY, IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU HAVE MADE ME VERY ANGRY. LIKE I HAVE STATED IN MY FIRST RANT! YOU HAVE NO F***ING CHARACTER, YOU'RE AS BORING AS F***ING WHITE BREAD! NO, WHITE BREAD HAS MORE VARIETY THAN YOU! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE, EVEN THOUGH THE B***ES AT HASBRO SAY THAT YOU TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! YOU ARE AN INSULT TO REAL MEAN EVERYWHERE WHO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEIR FLAWS, BUT WE HAVE PERSONALITY AND OUR STRUGGLES MAKE US WHO WE ARE, YOU MOTHERF***ER!
YOU NEED TO GO TO DEVELOPMENT HELL, AND THEN WE MIGHT GET A DECENT CHARACTER WHO HAS STRUGGLES, UNLIKE YOU!
Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.
#4: He's a cliche
You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls fawn over!
And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments...
"If he has no flaws, why don't you make some for him?" - Really? I have to develop a main character who is a big part of the movie? You know stupid that sounds?
"Cliche can be nice." - Unless it's supposed to be stupid, then it's not.
"What's wrong with having a nice, flawless guy?" - That sounds even stupider...it's basically saying that men with flaws are bad, and that flawless men are good. If that's true, you need to pull your head out of your a** and get into our modern f***ing world. Men aren't "Knights in shining armor". Like this quote says, "A knight in shining armor is a man who has never had his metal truly tested".
Now, I'll compare Flash Sentry to Spider Man. Spider Man has flaws, and he's a better character!
Spider Man: I didn't catch a crook, and my uncle payed the price...
Flash Sentry: I like Camaros.
Spider Man: I'm constantly bullied at school and my name is always hated by J. Jonah Jameson, yet I carry on. My city needs a hero. It's my responsibility...
Flash Sentry: I'm popular and like sports.
Spider Man: My first girlfriend died. When I tried to catch her with my webs, it accidentally snapped her neck. I couldn't save her...
Flash Sentry: I fell in love with the first girl I see.
Now...I need to get some thoughts out...
FLASH SENTRY, IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU HAVE MADE ME VERY ANGRY. LIKE I HAVE STATED IN MY FIRST RANT! YOU HAVE NO F***ING CHARACTER, YOU'RE AS BORING AS F***ING WHITE BREAD! NO, WHITE BREAD HAS MORE VARIETY THAN YOU! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE, EVEN THOUGH THE B***ES AT HASBRO SAY THAT YOU TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! YOU ARE AN INSULT TO REAL MEAN EVERYWHERE WHO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEIR FLAWS, BUT WE HAVE PERSONALITY AND OUR STRUGGLES MAKE US WHO WE ARE, YOU MOTHERF***ER!
YOU NEED TO GO TO DEVELOPMENT HELL, AND THEN WE MIGHT GET A DECENT CHARACTER WHO HAS STRUGGLES, UNLIKE YOU!