It was a great day in the Crystal Empire, but Juno was flying her plane with Proxy, and Jeff on board.
Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm more powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, you will do as I say, or you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*
Okay, enough with the romance! Juno landed in the airport, and Jeff got off.
Juno: *Takes off in plane* I see a bunch of Crystal Soldiers heading towards your position. You better get ready.
Jeff: I got a better idea. *Grabs walkie talkie* Ich brauche Tanks in The Crystal Reich, und viele von ihnen.
Nazi: Kopieren Sie die. Senden zwölf Panzer in der Crystal Reich.
Jeff: Danke.
Crystal Soldiers: *Getting closer to Jeff*
Jeff: *Takes cover, and loads up MP40*
Crystal Soldier 3: He has to be here somewhere.
Crystal Soldier 7: I don't see him anywhere. I'm telling you he's not here.
Jeff: *Shoots two soldiers*
Crystal Soldier 23: Ah, forget those two. They were always arguing for no reason.
Crystal Soldier 31: Well, at least we know that the intruder is here. *Sees tanks* Wait a minute.
Crystal Soldier 23: What?
Crystal Soldier 31: Tanks.
Crystal Soldier 23: Where?
Crystal Soldier 31: North of us!
Crystal Soldier 23: When?
Crystal Soldier 31: Now you idiot! Get rocket launchers now!
Jeff: Well, it's a good thing my tanks showed up.
Nazi 35: Get some music playing!
Nazi 41: Why?
Nazi 35: Because we were ordered to by Robotnik! PLAY THE MUSIC!!!
Nazi 41: Fine, jeez! *Playing song on loud speaker*
Song: link
Crystal Soldier 23: They're playing music!
Crystal Soldier 31: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! *Runs away with other soldiers*
Nazi 22: *Shoots tank shell at soldiers*
Crystal Soldier 23: *Falls on ground* I'm hit!
Crystal Soldier 31: Why are they playing that music?! Everytime a squadron of tanks plays music on thier loudspeakers, they never miss the target!!
Crystal Soldier 53: *Grabs rocket launcher* Shoot them!
Nazi 41: *Shoots three soldiers with tank shell*
Jeff: Keep it up you guys! *Shoots Crystal soldier, then hops on tank* Get me to Cadence's castle.
Nazi 35: Roger that. *Drives to castle* Achtung, nur sechs verbleibenden Feinde, aber sie Raketenwerfer haben. Seien Sie vorsichtig.
Nazis: Jawohl.
Crystal Soldier 5: *Shoots missile at Jeff*
Jeff: Whoa, *Nearly falls off tank* Enemy to your right.
Nazi 35: *Shoots Crystal Soldier*
Cadence: *Arrives at battle* What is happening?!
Crystal Soldier 55: See for yourself Princess.
Cadence: *Sees tanks* Perhaps we should fall back.
Crystal Soldier 55: Great idea. Retreat!! We're heading back to the castle!!
Cadence: Follow me! *Runs to castle*
Crystal Soldiers: *Following Cadence*
Jeff: They're on the run! Keep shooting them.
Nazi 35: *Uses machine gun to shoot enemies*
Jeff: Leave Cadence to me. Twilight wants me to kill her! *Shooting at Cadence*
Cadence: *Nearly gets hit by bullets* We're almost there! Keep going!
Jeff: *Kills Cadence*
Nazi 41: Haha!
Jeff: She's dead.
With Cadence dead, Shining Armor was now in control of the Crystal Empire's army. He was watching the battle from the castle.
Shining Armor: They killed my wife!!! *Grabs Machine Gun, and runs outside of castle*
Jeff: Oh great, Shining Armor is running over to us. *Kills Shining Armor*
Nazi 41: *Laughing* Wunderbar!
Jeff: Danke.
Nazi 35: Achtung, ist die Kristallimperium jetzt unsere. Dank Twilight's Student, Cadence und Shining Armor jetzt tot sind.
Nazis: JA!!!
Jeff: *Sees Juno's plane* I'd love to celebrate with you guys, but my ride is here. *Teleports into plane*
Juno: *Flies to Ponyville*
Nazi 35: I'll never forget that pony. Such a good soldier.
2 B continued
Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm more powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, you will do as I say, or you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*
Okay, enough with the romance! Juno landed in the airport, and Jeff got off.
Juno: *Takes off in plane* I see a bunch of Crystal Soldiers heading towards your position. You better get ready.
Jeff: I got a better idea. *Grabs walkie talkie* Ich brauche Tanks in The Crystal Reich, und viele von ihnen.
Nazi: Kopieren Sie die. Senden zwölf Panzer in der Crystal Reich.
Jeff: Danke.
Crystal Soldiers: *Getting closer to Jeff*
Jeff: *Takes cover, and loads up MP40*
Crystal Soldier 3: He has to be here somewhere.
Crystal Soldier 7: I don't see him anywhere. I'm telling you he's not here.
Jeff: *Shoots two soldiers*
Crystal Soldier 23: Ah, forget those two. They were always arguing for no reason.
Crystal Soldier 31: Well, at least we know that the intruder is here. *Sees tanks* Wait a minute.
Crystal Soldier 23: What?
Crystal Soldier 31: Tanks.
Crystal Soldier 23: Where?
Crystal Soldier 31: North of us!
Crystal Soldier 23: When?
Crystal Soldier 31: Now you idiot! Get rocket launchers now!
Jeff: Well, it's a good thing my tanks showed up.
Nazi 35: Get some music playing!
Nazi 41: Why?
Nazi 35: Because we were ordered to by Robotnik! PLAY THE MUSIC!!!
Nazi 41: Fine, jeez! *Playing song on loud speaker*
Song: link
Crystal Soldier 23: They're playing music!
Crystal Soldier 31: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! *Runs away with other soldiers*
Nazi 22: *Shoots tank shell at soldiers*
Crystal Soldier 23: *Falls on ground* I'm hit!
Crystal Soldier 31: Why are they playing that music?! Everytime a squadron of tanks plays music on thier loudspeakers, they never miss the target!!
Crystal Soldier 53: *Grabs rocket launcher* Shoot them!
Nazi 41: *Shoots three soldiers with tank shell*
Jeff: Keep it up you guys! *Shoots Crystal soldier, then hops on tank* Get me to Cadence's castle.
Nazi 35: Roger that. *Drives to castle* Achtung, nur sechs verbleibenden Feinde, aber sie Raketenwerfer haben. Seien Sie vorsichtig.
Nazis: Jawohl.
Crystal Soldier 5: *Shoots missile at Jeff*
Jeff: Whoa, *Nearly falls off tank* Enemy to your right.
Nazi 35: *Shoots Crystal Soldier*
Cadence: *Arrives at battle* What is happening?!
Crystal Soldier 55: See for yourself Princess.
Cadence: *Sees tanks* Perhaps we should fall back.
Crystal Soldier 55: Great idea. Retreat!! We're heading back to the castle!!
Cadence: Follow me! *Runs to castle*
Crystal Soldiers: *Following Cadence*
Jeff: They're on the run! Keep shooting them.
Nazi 35: *Uses machine gun to shoot enemies*
Jeff: Leave Cadence to me. Twilight wants me to kill her! *Shooting at Cadence*
Cadence: *Nearly gets hit by bullets* We're almost there! Keep going!
Jeff: *Kills Cadence*
Nazi 41: Haha!
Jeff: She's dead.
With Cadence dead, Shining Armor was now in control of the Crystal Empire's army. He was watching the battle from the castle.
Shining Armor: They killed my wife!!! *Grabs Machine Gun, and runs outside of castle*
Jeff: Oh great, Shining Armor is running over to us. *Kills Shining Armor*
Nazi 41: *Laughing* Wunderbar!
Jeff: Danke.
Nazi 35: Achtung, ist die Kristallimperium jetzt unsere. Dank Twilight's Student, Cadence und Shining Armor jetzt tot sind.
Nazis: JA!!!
Jeff: *Sees Juno's plane* I'd love to celebrate with you guys, but my ride is here. *Teleports into plane*
Juno: *Flies to Ponyville*
Nazi 35: I'll never forget that pony. Such a good soldier.
2 B continued
Not sure why I'm saying this too you.
But it's amazing how far MLP got me within 3 years.
And it was ALL because of my friend Rhys Davis Thompson. Due to having been posting all those memes of it on facebook.
When I started asking what it was.
He even encourged me to check it out for myself. Witch I eventually did.
I had mixed feelings about, as I'm sure 'everyone' did at first.
But.. I hung in there. Having a crush on Twilight back then (even though it only lasted the first season), was probably one of the 'main' reasons.
Either way.
Who know. That he'll I'll be. Writing for it, reading for it, and well.. Just being here.
In my own way, I even got other people into it.
But I STILL don't like when people say 'anypony' haha. NOTHING changes that. There's no point. Never was.
But it's amazing how far MLP got me within 3 years.
And it was ALL because of my friend Rhys Davis Thompson. Due to having been posting all those memes of it on facebook.
When I started asking what it was.
He even encourged me to check it out for myself. Witch I eventually did.
I had mixed feelings about, as I'm sure 'everyone' did at first.
But.. I hung in there. Having a crush on Twilight back then (even though it only lasted the first season), was probably one of the 'main' reasons.
Either way.
Who know. That he'll I'll be. Writing for it, reading for it, and well.. Just being here.
In my own way, I even got other people into it.
But I STILL don't like when people say 'anypony' haha. NOTHING changes that. There's no point. Never was.