My name is Bartholomew Perfect The 55th. I was born in London, 1902. I lived there for nearly my entire life, but in 1951, I moved to Cheyenne Wyoming, which is in The United States of Equestria.
I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work on the Neigh York Central.
Episode 1
Old Is New
June 20, 1953
Bartholomew is narrating.
The fabulous 50's. I'll never forget that decade, and it was a good thing I moved into Equestria. It had more to offer then any England, and France combined.
I was being interviewed for my new job in a section of Grand Central Station.
Assistant: The CEO will see you now.
Bartholomew: Excellent. *Goes into office*
CEO: Hi.
Bartholomew: Hello.
CEO: Tell me about yourself.
Bartholomew: My name is Bartholomew Perfect the 55th, and I'm from London U.K.
CEO: Yeah, I could tell by your accent. *Looking at papers* It says here that you used to be a conductor for the Union Pacific between 1951, and a few days ago.
Bartholomew: That's correct. I would like to be a conductor for the railroad here.
CEO: I'm sorry, but we don't have enough room for another conductor. However, we can have you as an engineer.
Bartholomew: An engineer? With all due respect, I don't know anything about driving a train.
CEO: It's alright. Lady will teach you once we get you into Harmon.
Bartholomew: Harmon?
CEO: Yes. You will drive trains from Manehattan, as far north as Albany. We have many fine passenger trains for a pony like yourself to drive, such as the Twentieth Century Limited, the Lake Shore Limited, the Empire State Express, and you could also drive a few commuter trains between Harmon, and here.
Bartholomew: Sure. I could get used to that.
Well, my first day, and already I've gone from Conductor to engineer. I didn't know how to drive a train, but I was going to get lessons. Now the next question on my mind was, who is Lady? I soon found out once I got to Harmon.
Bartholomew: *Waiting on platform*
Black Mare: *Walks up* Hello, I'm Lady.
Bartholomew: Nice to meet you. Bartholomew Perfect the 55th.
Lady: You had a lot of Bartholomew's in your family, didn't you?
Bartholomew: Correct.
Lady: Alright, now I'll show you how to drive a steam locomotive. On our way back, we'll learn how to drive a diesel.
Bartholomew: Sounds pretty simple.(I'm not going to do good, I just know it.)
2 B continued
I worked on the Union Pacific as a conductor until June 1953, and I moved into Manehattan to work on the Neigh York Central.
Episode 1
Old Is New
June 20, 1953
Bartholomew is narrating.
The fabulous 50's. I'll never forget that decade, and it was a good thing I moved into Equestria. It had more to offer then any England, and France combined.
I was being interviewed for my new job in a section of Grand Central Station.
Assistant: The CEO will see you now.
Bartholomew: Excellent. *Goes into office*
CEO: Hi.
Bartholomew: Hello.
CEO: Tell me about yourself.
Bartholomew: My name is Bartholomew Perfect the 55th, and I'm from London U.K.
CEO: Yeah, I could tell by your accent. *Looking at papers* It says here that you used to be a conductor for the Union Pacific between 1951, and a few days ago.
Bartholomew: That's correct. I would like to be a conductor for the railroad here.
CEO: I'm sorry, but we don't have enough room for another conductor. However, we can have you as an engineer.
Bartholomew: An engineer? With all due respect, I don't know anything about driving a train.
CEO: It's alright. Lady will teach you once we get you into Harmon.
Bartholomew: Harmon?
CEO: Yes. You will drive trains from Manehattan, as far north as Albany. We have many fine passenger trains for a pony like yourself to drive, such as the Twentieth Century Limited, the Lake Shore Limited, the Empire State Express, and you could also drive a few commuter trains between Harmon, and here.
Bartholomew: Sure. I could get used to that.
Well, my first day, and already I've gone from Conductor to engineer. I didn't know how to drive a train, but I was going to get lessons. Now the next question on my mind was, who is Lady? I soon found out once I got to Harmon.
Bartholomew: *Waiting on platform*
Black Mare: *Walks up* Hello, I'm Lady.
Bartholomew: Nice to meet you. Bartholomew Perfect the 55th.
Lady: You had a lot of Bartholomew's in your family, didn't you?
Bartholomew: Correct.
Lady: Alright, now I'll show you how to drive a steam locomotive. On our way back, we'll learn how to drive a diesel.
Bartholomew: Sounds pretty simple.(I'm not going to do good, I just know it.)
2 B continued
The black mare is Lady. The pony next to her is not important.
Red was driving the police car with Julia sitting next to her.
Red: *Turns right, and crosses the railroad tracks. Then she drives under the highway*
Mare: *Running towards them*
Julia: Pull over, and let's see what she wants.
Red: *Pulls over behind a FedEx van*
Mare: You two officers gotta help me. An orange unicorn stole my Porsche.
Song: link
Tim: *Driving northbound passing a police station, and a hospital*
Dispatch: GT12, be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle. Your target is a Porsche 918 Spyder.
Toby: GT12, responding.
Tim: *Turns...
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Red: *Turns right, and crosses the railroad tracks. Then she drives under the highway*
Mare: *Running towards them*
Julia: Pull over, and let's see what she wants.
Red: *Pulls over behind a FedEx van*
Mare: You two officers gotta help me. An orange unicorn stole my Porsche.
Song: link
Tim: *Driving northbound passing a police station, and a hospital*
Dispatch: GT12, be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle. Your target is a Porsche 918 Spyder.
A picture of this car appeared on Tim's front window
Toby: GT12, responding.
Tim: *Turns...
Trixie: (finishes a perfamance).
Audience: (cheers).
Felix: (despite cheering) I've seen better.
Carrot Top: (clapping) I can't believe I wrasted nine dollars on this.
BonBon: I liked her hat.
Saten: Great performance honey.
Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Saten: Well of coarse I di-
GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) Hey good performance.. And nice melons.
Saten: Hey! Just wait a minu-
Trixie: (holding water melons) Saten I'm holding melons.
Saten: Oh.. Sorry.
GoldenGrape: It's okay... (pervertly) Trixie's hot!
Saten: (angrily) Okay that's it! (tries to run after him but Tixie holds him back).
GoldnGrape: (runs away) Still worth it!
Audience: (cheers).
Felix: (despite cheering) I've seen better.
Carrot Top: (clapping) I can't believe I wrasted nine dollars on this.
BonBon: I liked her hat.
Saten: Great performance honey.
Trixie: Thanks.. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Saten: Well of coarse I di-
GoldenGrape: (to Trixie) Hey good performance.. And nice melons.
Saten: Hey! Just wait a minu-
Trixie: (holding water melons) Saten I'm holding melons.
Saten: Oh.. Sorry.
GoldenGrape: It's okay... (pervertly) Trixie's hot!
Saten: (angrily) Okay that's it! (tries to run after him but Tixie holds him back).
GoldnGrape: (runs away) Still worth it!
