DM&IR Yellowstone
Louis: What has been bothering you my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but you know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.
The phone rings.
Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help you with?
Pete: Can you come down into Cheyenne, and help me out? One of my workers is very angry.
Louis: Why is he angry?
Pete: You don't wanna know.
Louis: Okay, I'll be there in a day or two. *Hangs up*
Worker: Who was that?
Louis: I got a call from a very good friend of mine. He's the boss for a section of Union Pacific going through Cheyenne. Now, what else would you like to talk about?
Worker: Nothing really. Thanks for coming down here Louis. You made me feel better.
Louis: That's good to hear. I better get going, because I have to go all the way into Cheyenne Wyoming.
Worker: What for? On second thought, don't tell me.
Louis: Okay. *Leaves*
A day or two later
Louis: *Knocking on Pete's office door*
Pete: Come in.
Louis: *Walks in*
Pete: Good to see you again.
Louis: Same here. Where's the pony that's very angry?
Gordon: Pete, Stylo called me a loser- *Sees Louis* Who the fuck are you?
Louis: Never heard of me? I'm The British Mexican, a therapist.
Gordon: Oh no. *runs away*
Louis: Gordon, get back here. You're not in any trouble!
Gordon: *Stops running* Whatever. I'm too tired to run anyway.
Louis: I heard from your boss that aren't too happy here.
Gordon: You're right.
Louis: Why aren't you happy here?
Gordon: I just got back from working on another railroad.
Louis: Where was this railroad, and how long have you worked there?
Gordon: The Norfoalk & Western, and I only had to work there for one day, last week.
Louis: Did something there happen to make you mad?
Gordon: Yeah. I was just minding my own business, when Pete shows up, and sends me to work on the N&W.
Louis: What didn't you like about it?
Gordon: *Mumbles* steam.
Louis: What?
Gordon: *Hits wall* STEEEEEEAM! All the engines on that railroad are steam engines, and not diesels! They have to fix that right away, or I'll go crazy!
Louis: *grabs watch, and swings it around*
Gordon: *Watching watch*
Louis: You are getting very sleepy. You have forgotten why you hate steam locomotives, and will sleep when I count to three. One, two, three.
Gordon: *falls asleep*
Pete: Very good.
Louis: And now, you'll wake up when I stomp my hooves on the floor. *Stomps hooves on floor*
Gordon: *Wakes up* What happened?
Louis: Nothing. You may go now.
Gordon: Thank you.
Then, the sound of a broken window could be heard.
Gordon: What the? *Goes outside* My car!!
Orion: That's right. I destroyed it so I could get fired! Now, this will definitely work!
Gordon: *Goes to Louis* You gotta take care of Orion, he's nuts.
Louis: Orion?
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