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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After lunch, Bob went in his room to relax, while Emily, and a few other ponies went on a scavenger hunt around the ship. Soon, Bob heard somepony knocking on his door.

Bob: Come in.
Mildred: *Comes in* I need your help with something.
Bob: What's the matter?
Mildred: It's Burt. He's been bothering me since we came here. I told him not to call me mum, but he got angry with me.
Bob: He didn't try to hurt you, did he?
Mildred: No, but he's probably looking for me, and then he'll hurt me.
Bob: I'll make sure he doesn't hurt you.
Random Pony: *Knocking on door*
Mildred: That's probably him!
Bob: *Opens door*
Random Pony: Hi I'm on a scavenger hunt. Do you have any grey socks, a football, or a long wooden stick?
Bob: No, I don't have any of those.
Random Pony: *Leaves room*
Bob: *Closes door* Now, where were we?
Mildred: I told you that Burt might hurt me if he finds me.
Bob: Well, if he shows up, you just hide somewhere, and I'll tell him that you're not around here.
??: *Knocking on door*
Mildred: That's him, I know it! *Hiding in closet*
Bob: *Opens door*
Random Mare: Hello, I'm on a scavenger hunt. Do you have a photo of Bruno Mars, or a diamond necklace?
Bob: What kind of a scavenger hunt has a diamond necklace?
Random Mare: None, but I thought if I said it fast, you would give one to me. *Leaves*
Bob: *Closes door*
Mildred: *Comes out of closet*

Okay, I know that sounded wrong, but bare with me!

Mildred: I think this is too death defying.
Bob: Mildred, you have to relax. You should take some deep breaths, and if you need to, I'll let you lay in my bed.
??: *Knocking on door*
Mildred: Back to the closet! *Runs in closet*
Bob: *Opens door*
Random Pony 35: Hello, I'm on a scavenger hunt. Do you have a pair of headphones, an Italian flag, or a spear?
Bob: No.
Random Pony 35: Are you sure?
Bob: I think I'd remember packing a spear.
Random Pony 35: *Leaves*
Bob: *Closes door*
Mildred: *Comes out of closet*
Emily: *Enters room*
Mildred: AH! *Sees Emily* Oh, it's just you. I thought it was somepony else.
Emily: What's the matter?
Bob: Mildred, and Burt got in this fight, and now she's concerned that Burt wants to hurt her.
Emily: What are you going to do?
Bob: I'm not sure. I guess we can keep Mildred in here until things get sorted out with her, and Burt.
Emily: Is that alright with you Mildred?
Mildred: Yes! Anywhere from that miserable stallion is a good place to me.
Bob: Alright. I'm gonna go talk to him.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* You sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are you talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the top of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking forward to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do you want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: You have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, by having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help you with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican Pony 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican Pony 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, you have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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Jeff was soon sitting next to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying you were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the day February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did you think of Gordon's actions when he told you to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: You can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if you will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset by what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When you say surprised, do you mean like an angry kind of surprised, or just surprised?
Jeff:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling more coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is more like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the Pony Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a space station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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