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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon was at the trainyard.

Gordon: Percy! Which train am I taking?
Percy: You have to drive that challenger with the boxcars.
Gordon: *Sighs* Even though I hate steam engines, I'm only taking it because it's very powerful.
Percy: Maybe there will be a diesel as powerful as the big boy.
Gordon: Yeah, maybe in fifty, or sixty years.
Percy: Or maybe sooner than that. You never know.
Gordon: Right. I have to get going now, otherwise I'll be late. *Goes to engine*
Wilson: *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: Wilson. What are you doing here?
Wilson: I'm your fireman.
Gordon: What about the train yard?
Wilson: We're not going to worry about that. All the snow has closed it off.
Gordon: I thought so. *Drives train*
Wilson: What are you doing? The signal was still red!
Gordon: Do you remember what it said in that video? Keep the equipment, and the snow moving. If we stayed there, we would've been stuck in the snow.
Wilson: Yeah, but-
Gordon: We must get over Sherman Hill before too much snow gets on the tracks.
Wilson: *Sighs* You're the engineeer pal.

Gordon continued driving the train, and passing red signals.

Meanwhile, with Pierce, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Driving rotary snowplow*
Stylo: *Looking out window* Man, that's a lot of snow.
Hawkeye: Well, I'm not surprised. Pete said we would get twelve feet of snow.
Stylo: Yeah, but this looks like more then twelve feet.
Hawkeye: *Checks fuel gauge* Okay, I'll tell you what. We have to refuel soon, so when we're doing that, both of us will go outside, and see how deep the snow is. If it's under twelve feet, you have to sit on the top of the train all the way to wherever we have to go. If it's over twelve feet, I'll let you drive the train.
Stylo: What do you have to do?
Hawkeye: While you're driving the train, I have to...
Stylo: Clean my car.
Hawkeye: You read my mind. *Sees water, and coaling tower* Let's stop, and refuel here.
Stylo: Sounds good to me.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Stylo: *Goes to top of train*
Hawkeye: *Standing in snow*
Stylo: *Pouring water into locomotive*
Hawkeye: Ha, the snow is lower than the engine. You have to sit on top of the train for the whole journey.
Stylo: We never shook on it.
Hawkeye: Aw, fine. I wouldn't want you to get frostbite anyway. Get back in the engine, and I'll pour in the coal.
Stylo: Thank you good sir.

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Another day I thinking about what happend... PinkiePie... Ponyville... I cant stop thinking about it... I have many dreams about it... then my brother back to home... but I still scared about whars gonna be when its going to happend again... And I must to say it to brother...

Dan & Shadow Writers Present...

Magic Is Friendship Pony Little My - ...Time More One


Another Rainy Day... I just sleeping when I hear somethink difrend... Twilight... saying "HELP! HEEELP! STOP PINKIEPIE!" when I woke up I saw Twilight bloody head for 3 seconds... I hear voice of PinkiePie from downstairs "come to me......
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Source: Equestria Daily
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:31 AM
Railway: Union Pacific

After being shouted at by Pete, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Renee went back to the freight train they tried driving earlier. The caboose was back on the rails, and the train was waiting.

Renee: *Gets in her engines* I'll see you two later, I guess.
Hawkeye: Sure you will. You work here now.
Renee: I guess so. *Drives train*
Stylo: *Watching Stylo's train*
Snowflake: Pierce, and Stylo, I got a new assignment for you from Pete.
Hawkeye: What is it Snowy?
Snowflake: *Not amused* I told you not to call me that. Forty...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the office of Lieutenant Briggs

Briggs: *On the phone* Yes. Understood. *Hangs up*
Harry: *Walks in*
Briggs: You were supposed to apprehend Pollanchio, not insult him. You weren't doing your job, and you could get fired for that. Now you let Frank escape, so answer me this. What the fuck do I tell the captain? Huh? What?
Harry: You can tell him that a traffic cop is making all those kills.
Briggs: A traffic cop? You expect him to believe that a traffic cop is killing off everypony? Who?
Harry: *Looks down at floor* Charlie McCoy.
Briggs: Harry, I was just on the phone with Charlie's ex wife....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
John's car
John's car
The stalkers were getting closer.

Richard: Come on, two hooves! Take the hat off! *Takes Thomas' hat off* That's great *Finds money*
John: Is it?
Richard: Now take your shirt off.
John: We already got the money we don't need to-
Richard: Take your shirt off!
Stalker: *stops car on bridge*

The two stalkers got out, and one was carrying an assault rifle.

Stalker 2: *Shoots at Richard, John, and Thomas*
Somepony: *Crashes into stalker's car*
Stalkers: *Looking at car*

Then all of a sudden, the gun accidentally went off, and killed Thomas.

Richard & John: *Run for cover*
Richard: You ok?
John: I'm fine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Erica
Erica
After the Flim Flam brothers left with Dexter, another pony walked in.

??: Hey. Are you alright?
Applejack: *Stands up* Who are you?
?? My name is Erica. You three should get some medical attention.
Applejack: We can't right now. I gotta go after those ponies that beat me, and my cousin up.
Erica: I think I saw them. Were they two unicorns with an orange pegasus?
Applejack: Yeah. Where'd you see them?
Erica: They just left the warehouse.
Applejack: Ok. Wake up Braeburn while I untie my sister. *Goes to Applebloom*
Erica: *Walks to Braeburn* Exuse me. Sir?
Braeburn: *Hits Erica*
Applejack: Braeburn!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Just when Jeanne was walking away, Mrs. Stricker arrived.

Mrs. Stricker: Jeanne! Get over here!
Jeanne: *goes to Mrs. Stricker*
Mrs. Stricker: You're not allowed to kiss other students on school grounds.
Jeanne: Really?
Rafe: That's dumb.
Mrs. Stricker: You two in my office, now.

In Mrs. Stricker's office

Mrs. Stricker: What in the world were you thinking when you kissed him?
Jeanne: I was happy for him. He offered to do something very nice, and-
Mrs. Stricker: No, unacceptable. No matter what, you cannot kiss other ponies in this school.
Rafe: That's so unfair!
Mrs. Stricker: Watch your tone, Mr....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run by thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 9

Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th

June 10, 1951

At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.

Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do you know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps you should try looking at an actual world map instead...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Snow got her revenge on Con, she went back to HQ. As for Con, and Blu, they were on a boat heading to Maredagascar.

Blu: Will you be able to save me?
Con: *turns on transmitter* I believe so.

When they arrived the town was deserted. The only ponies on the streets were Con, Blu, 7 koreans, and a mexican pony walking toward them.

Heckler: Hola everypony.
Con: I assume that a pony named Vetrice was working for you.
Heckler: You're correct, but how?
Con: I killed him, and he told me it was a mexican.
Heckler: Let's talk somewhere a little more private shall we?

There was a warehouse next to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con recieved his equipment from S, and left for Las Pegasus. When he got there, he met a mare, that was running away from some one.

Whataspy: *gets in car* Drive!
Con: Ok *drives fast*
Bambi: She got away!
Thumper: I saw the license plate, we'll call the cops.

So they did, and they chased Con's car.
Whataspy: Those ponies chasing me must have called them.
Con: We'll lose them.
Cop 1: All units, the Special is heading toward Howlywood. Set up a roadblock!
Cops 2 & 3: *block road with cars*
Con: *deploys machine guns*
Whataspy: What was that?
Con: Something surprising *shoots cars out of the way*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was very hot in Equestria, and Rainbow Dash was tired. She was only 40 miles from San Franciscolt, but she saw something that made her stop. Half a mile ahead was a roadblock, formed by Snips & Snails.

Snails: No one is getting past.
Snips: And if any mares show up, we'll kill them.
Snails: I think I see Rainbow Dash over there.
Snips: Really? Let me see *looks through binoculars*
Snails: You're looking through them the wrong way.
Snips: I am? Well she just left anyway so I'm not sure what to so now.

Rainbow Dash was flying past the barricade without Snips or Snails noticing. Then she...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The next day they snuck the jelly beans to Cadence.

King Sombra: *clopping*
Guard 32: Sir?!
King Sombra: Oh dear. *opens trap door, killing the guard*
Guard: 29: What just happened?
King Sombra: Nothing! What do you want?!
Guard 29: I just saw the queen eating something called jelly beans?
King Sombra: Jelly beans?! Let me see this!!
Cadence: I don't see why I can only eat beans. I'm older then you, I can eat whatever I want!
King Sombra: I am a higher rank then you! You eat what I tell you to, and it will only be beans!
Guard 29: With all due respect that sounds stupid.
King Sombra: YOU'RE STUPID!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later in another part of Ponyville

Fenix: Thanks for the coffee.
Waitress: Your welcome, that'll be 1 bit.
Fenix: No problem *pays for coffee with tip*
Shredder: Why am i here again?
Fenix: We need to help Con in case he's been kidnapped by Goldhoof.
Shredder: He's a unicorn, if he gets into any trouble he can use magic to escape.
Fenix: Then they shoot him before he leaves. He probably has his location marked on the radar. *walks to car*
Shredder: What is this?
Fenix: A Dodge Alicorn with spy equipment.
Wierdjob: *drives past Fenix*
Shredder: He must have past us.
Fenix: Lets go then *follows radar*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
"Thats the book!" Pinkie shouted in excitement. "Ok," Twilight said, "Lets see what we got here." She read the index, and found something called holidays. Meanwhile Rarity was waiting for Santa Claus to arrive. Where could he be, she thought. Although she was freesing Rarity still waited outside for Santa to arrive. "Where's Santa?!" She yelled for no reason. Then, she saw a red light, not knowing what it was, she ran off, "Wait," someone said in a shadow, "Theres no need to run away, unless you've been naughty." he continued saying. Twilight continued reading the book, this time outloud. "On...
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posted by Courtneyfan785
Applejack

Applejack is a honest and hard working pony.She can get on my nerves a liiiiiitle but she is the best country pony I ever saw

Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Dash is a super awesome pegasus!She can be kinda mean but shes so awesome!But compared to Applejack she needs to be 20% cooler X3

Fluttershy

Fluttershy is the sweetest pegasus I have ever seen!She kinda gets on my nerves for being to weak,but she is still my number 3!

Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie is a ball of fun!She can be overly random sometimes,but she is the funniest pony i've seen besides Derpy!

Twilight Sparkle

Twilight is a great and smart pony!She is kinda overly smart a times,but she's a great friend!

Rarity

Rarity is a great fasionista!But she does get on my nerves a lot.She is a drama queen.She is a really big one in Lesson Zero.But she is a great friend!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon was doing well with driving the train.

Franklin: We'll be going up a hill soon.
Gordon: Oh please. This engine is powerful, it should get the entire train up by itself.
Franklin: But it doesn't. We tried having an empty freight like ours go up that hill once, but it still needed help. Coal is a very heavy thing to pull.
Gordon: I know. You should see the trains we have to deal with, some of them are so heavy, that we need two challengers to pull them.
Franklin: Double heading of very large locomotives just seems so interesting.
Gordon: I know. *Sees hill* Is this the hill you were talking...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nopony noticed that the Irish ponies stole the Golden Spike.

Mayor: As mayor of Promontory Utah, I give you permission, to put the Golden Spike in it's rightful place.
Connor: Yes sir. Get the spike.
Mercury: *Goes to boxcar*
Ponies: *Excited to see Golden Spike*
Connor: What's taking so long?
Mercury: *returns* Connor, some of the workers are gone, and the spike is gone.
Connor: What?! Excuse us mayor, the spike has been stolen. We need to find it.
Mayor: Oh, alright. We'll stay here until you find it.
Connor: Thank you. Let's go Mercury.

Up north, the Irish ponies stopped to get water.

Irish Pony...
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