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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After he finished putting stitches on the pony that hurt himself, Jeff found another problem.

Jeff: What kind of blood do you have?
Hurt Pony: O type.
Jeff: Oh jeez. Does anypony here have an O blood type?

Everypony shook their head no.

Stylo: Hold up, let me check something.
Hawkeye: Go right ahead.
Stylo: *Goes into Pete's office*
Percy: What's he doing? He's not aloud in there.
Hawkeye: That is the office of the pony in charge, and I gave him permission to be in there.
Stylo: *Returns with Orion's file* He's the only pony that could help us out.
Hawkeye: *Reading file* O blood type. Alright, I'll get him here, but you better be ready if he tries to create more suicidal ways to be fired from here.
Stylo: Right.
Hawkeye: Stay here, I'll be back. *Goes to telephone*

At the Denver train station

Orion: *Waiting for City of St. Foalis*
Worker: *Switches City of St. Foalis onto platform*
Orion: *hears phone booth ringing, and walks over to it* Hello?
Hawkeye: Orion, is that you?
Orion: Yeah, it's me. What do you want?
Hawkeye: Listen, this is important. Somepony over here injured himself very badly. He needs blood, but you're the only pony with the same blood type as him, and you have to get over here quickly.
Worker: *Comes out of switcher* Hey, the train is ready for you.
Orion: You have to drive it for me.
Worker: Why?
Orion: Because of... *sounding like Dracula* Blood! I must give blood! *Flies high in the sky*

Orion was going to do what he did in San Diego to get to Cheyenne, fly very high in the sky.

At the Cheyenne Train Station

Hawkeye: Come on, where is he?
Orion: *Flying towards ground* Whoa!! *Not slowing down in time, and runs on train*
Stylo: You think he'll fly off in time?
Orion: *Runs off train*
Hawkeye: Nope.
Stylo: I didn't think so either.
Orion: Okay, *Slowly walking towards injured pony* I'm here.
Hawkeye: Good.
Jeff: *Takes syringe* Now Orion, I'm going to put this in your arm.
Orion: Okay, I don't think that'll be too hard for me to handl-
Jeff: *Puts syringe in Orion's arm*
Orion: OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Hawkeye: Very good. Would you like a lollipop?
Orion: I don't know. Do any of you feel like a ferris wheel on drugs? *Falls on ground uncouncious*
Jeff: *Puts blood in hurt pony*
Hurt Pony: Oh, *Stands up* Thank you guys so much.
Hawkeye: No problem. What was your name anyway?
Hurt Pony: Eirik. I'm glad you ponies could help me out. I know that from now on, that if me, or anypony else gets hurt, The Union Pacific can help out.
Hawkeye: Glad to be of service. You better get going now if you don't want to miss your next train, or taxi.
Eirik: Oh, right. I gotta catch the taxi for my Cousin's house. *Runs away* Thanks you guys!

The next day, Pete returned.

Pete: Hi everypony.
Hawkeye: Pete's back.
Workers: *Cheering*
Pete: Either they really missed me, or they really hated you.
Hawkeye: *Smiles* Oh Pete, we had a good time.
Pete: *Spots blood on platform* What's that?
Hawkeye: Oh, uh... You better read this. *Gives Pete newspaper*
Pete: *Reading newspaper* Ponies on Union Pacific Railroad help heal a pony that injured himself. What happened while I was away?
Hawkeye: It's a long story.
Stylo: *Climbing into locomotive*
Orion: *Pushes Stylo out of locomotive, and drives backwards* And you've got a long day!!

The End

On The Next Episode of Ponies On The Rails

I'm going to let the fans decide. Think you got a good idea for the next P.O.T.R article? Let me know in the comments section below, or send me a message with your idea.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony at Celestia's castle was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.

Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting cannon ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
Rainbow Dash: At least you got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it you three said you were going to do to win this war?
Rainbow Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're loading...
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After work, Bob went home. He invited Jerry over for dinner, and to watch sports.

Bob: *Enters apartment room* Emily, I'm home.
Emily: Hi dear. How was your day?
Bob: Oh, it was good. I met a stallion that just moved here from Chicagoat.
Emily: Oh wow. That's cool. What's his name, and what does he do for a living?
Bob: He's a dentist named Jerry. Anyway, I hope you don't mind, but I invited him over to have dinner with us.
Emily: Oh boy.
Bob: What's the matter?
Emily: Do you remember when Howard showed up last time we didn't have any food for him?
Bob: I could care less about Howard's anger issues....
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We were heading back to the construction site to stop Discord.

Con: *Driving truck*
Sean: *Still in crane on Con's truck*
Discord: *Calling Con*
Con: Hello?
Discord: Oh hello there. Remember how Rainbow Dash told you to do what I said, and things would go great?
Con: What are you doing Discord?!
Discord: Well, tell Sean the hedgehog that I have his special somepony on top of this building with me, and she'll die if you don't get here in five minutes.
Con: We'll make it in three minutes. *Hangs up* Sean, you're not going to like this.
Sean: What's the matter?
Con: They have Rainbow Dash, and she's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Two of these taxis arrived at the station
Two of these taxis arrived at the station
The next day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.
Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.
One night at a hotel.

Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't you heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless you keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get you there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black...
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I woke up to go to School. I get my backpack and supplies ready. I walk to the bus stop. As I wait, I wonder what awaits at School that day. The bus comes, and I get on.

I was in Math Class, just working on some fraction problems. "Hold on a minute, Class..." My teacher says as he walks outside. I glance behind me to see what. I turn around and continue my work. Then, my teacher tells us to turn around and it struck me. My heart thudded. There was a new pony at the School, and I just liked him at first sight. I was embarrassed, so I turn around. He took a seat, and I would just look at him....
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LATER THE NEXT DAY!

"Sorry again for getting you kidnapped" Button Mach said.

Sweetie Belle didn't answer.

"But I swear. Next time is different. I won't be such a coward" Button Mach promised.

"I'll hold you too that" Sweetie Belle replied.

Suddenly the filly's found themselves surrounded by Ganger and his gang.

"Any of you know were Ditto is?" Ganger asked.

"She dose!" Button Mach cried, cowardly pointing at Sweetie Belle before running of.

Sweetie Belle growled at him.

"You son of a bi-

Before she finished the changelings grabbed her.

"Let's she what we can get outta you" Ganger said sadistically.

"You...
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