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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Union Pacific train 348
Union Pacific train 348
The next day, Richard drove his truck to a strip club. He was not going for fun, he had business to take care of.

Richard: *Walks to front desk*
Rogue: May I help you?
Richard: I need you to tell me everything you know about that jewel heist.
Rogue: I thought you weren't interested.
Richard: Well, I am now.
Rogue: *Sighs*
Stallion: *Walks to front desk*
Rogue: Let me deal with a customer first.
Richard: *Looking at strippers*
Strippers: *Dancing*
Richard: *Looks back at Rogue*
Rogue: Ok. The pony you're looking for is Korean, and his name is Thomas Ling. He robbed $64,000, and will be at Union Station tomorrow at 10 AM, on Union Pacific train 348.
Richard: Thanks. *about to leave, but hesitates* How do you know all that? The Union Pacific train, and when it gets here?
Rogue: I do.
Richard: How?
Rogue: I just do.

Next day, the Union Pacific train was making it's way towards Los Pegasus Union Station. Richard, was waiting.

Once the train got to the station.

Passengers: *Getting off*
Thomas: *Walking to exit*
Announcer: Attention, Thomas Ling who has just got off Union Pacific train 348, please come to the help desk.
Thomas: *Goes to help desk* I'm Thomas Ling.
Announcer: Ok, here's your luggage.
Thomas: *Takes luggage, and finds a note*

The note said, Fuck you loser

Richard: *Grabs Thomas* You know what this is?
Thomas: A crime?
Richard: Not when a police officer is doing it. *Taking Thomas out of station*
Two ponies: *Watching*
Richard: *Pushing Thomas to exit*
Thomas: *Walking to exit*
John: *Pulls up in his car*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas in car*
Thomas: *Sits down*
Richard: *Enters car*
John: *Drives*
Richard: *Looks at suitcase* Where's the key?
Thomas: I don't have it.
Richard: He doesn't have it. What a dumbass.

The same two ponies that were watching Richard were following them in their car. We'll call them, stalkers.

Thomas: *Sweating*
Richard: *Looking forward*
John: *Driving straight*
Stalker: *Driving*
stupid pony: *Drives infront of stalkers*
Stalker: *Stops while beeping horn*
John: *Drives next to bridge*
Richard: *Looks back*
Birds: *Flying out of way*
John: *Stops under bridge*
Thomas: *Has front hooves up in air*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas out* Over the chain.
John: *Goes under*
Thomas: *Does nothing*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas* Come on, get over the chain.
Thomas: *Goes over*
Richard: *Goes under* Get him on the wall.
Thomas: *Leaning on wall*
John: Like that?
Richard: Yeah. *Holding suitcase* Hold this *gives John a gun*
John: *Holding gun*
Richard: *Hitting suitcase* *Slams suitcase into wall* Come on! Open, you piece of hell!! *Continues to slam suitcase into wall*
John: Come on man, what the hell? There's ponies all over the place
Richard: *Gets suitcase open*

Nothing was in it, but paper.

Richard: *Grabs paper* That's very funny *Throws paper at Thomas*
John: If he doesn't have the money let's get the hell outta here!
Richard: *Pushes Thomas away from him* WHERE IS IT?!
Thomas: *Kicks Richard*
Richard: *Falls*
John: *Pointing gun at Thomas* You stupid son of a bitch! If you try anything like that I'm gonna blow your brains out! You got that?!
Thomas: *Shakes head yes*
John: Good, not get on your knees!
Thomas: *Gets on knees*
John: Put your hands behind your head.
Richard: *Stands up, and thinking* You're wearing it aren't you? Take your clothes off.

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Thomas Ling
Thomas Ling
posted by Canada24
Stay outta mah shed!
Stay outta mah shed!
Back at Canterlot.

Princess Celestia was sitting by herself, probably lost in thought.

When suddenly prime Spike's letter finally reached her.

"Ohh, what's this about" Celestia thought outloud, as she opened to letter.

Dear Princess..
Twilight wasn't so sure it was worth sending you this letter. Believing you won't take us seriously about such things, and maybe you won't, but I'm letting you know anyway. Rather you believe me or not. Some dobblegangers escaped into our universe, and I'm hoping that maybe your know a way to bring them back.. And far far away from me.
Signally yours.
Pinkie Pie.

But...
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Luna in the Everfree Forest.
Luna in the Everfree Forest.
Luna turned her head quickly. ''What was that?'' she questioned. She was scared because they might reveal her to Princess Celestia. Luna walked slowly to where the noise was coming from. It sounded like a snake. ''He-hello?'' Luna said aloud. ''Is anyone there?'' King Sombra heard the voice. he smirked and said, ''If I can get the Princess under my spell, I can get the crystal heart.'' Sombra got closer to the voice. Princess Luna gasped and said, ''Who are you?''. 'I'm Celestia's worst enemy.''King Sombra replied. ''What did you do to her?'' asked Luna. ''I'll tell you the story....''.

''Twilight!...
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It was 12am in Ponyville, and all the ponies were asleep, except for one little pony, Score. For some reason she couldn't sleep well.

Score: Ugh!! Why can't I sleep?!?!? (Looks at clock) UGH!!!

Score gets out of bed, and grabs a cup of milk. Then, she finally falls asleep. At around 3am, she hears a loud noise. And she decides to go and investigate.

Score: W-Who's there?!
????: ...........
Score: (grabs pan) Come out wherever you are!!!!
????: GET IN THE BAG!!!!
Score: What?!?!
????: That's right, get in the buckin Bag!
Score: *gasp* *whispers* the army.....

Suddenly, a bunch of Colts dressed in uniforms...
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The Crystal Empire
The Crystal Empire
Intro: Am G C Dm C Dm G

C         G
Princess Cadance needs our help
     Am             G
Her magic will not last forever
C     G
I think we can do it
Am
But we need to work together
F          C
We have to get this right
    Am    G     C
Yes we have to make them see
    Dm         F        ...
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