My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: Ponies On The Rails episode 12 part 1

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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful day in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red Rose.
Red Rose: Going home yet?
Coffee Creme: No, not yet. I've got to do some work with Gordon.
Red Rose: Oh yeah? What do you have to do?
Coffee Creme: I gotta get a broken down engine into the servicing facility.
Red Rose: Ok. See you later.
Coffee Creme: Thanks, bye. *walks to engine*
Gordon: *in cab of engine* Hello fuckface.
Coffee Creme: What? (Usually, ponies call me names, but not in a mean way.)
Gordon: Hurry up, and get this engine to the servicing facility.
Coffee Creme: (Maybe I should do it, just for the heck of it) Sure thing fuckface.
Gordon: *Laughing*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs into cab*
Gordon: *drives*

They pull the broken down engine to the servicing facility.

Gordon: This is it. Nice work bitch.
Coffee Creme: You're welcome fuckface *walks out of cab*
Jeff: Coffee Creme! I heard what you called Gordon. That wasn't very nice.
Coffee Creme: Pfft, whatever. *walks away*
Jeff: Gordon. What did you do to her?
Gordon: Nothing. I just called her fuckface, and-
Jeff: No. Unacceptable.
Coffee Creme: *returns to station*
Pete: See you tomorrow Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Yes sir. (Fuckface) *laughs*

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1960 Part 16

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Pierce just entered a town called Castle Rock when his car got a flat tire.

Pierce: *Angry* Oh great. *Passes a sign* The nearest service station is a mile away. That's too far. Especially since I have a flat tire. *Goes onto the side of the road*

Karl left Vancouver just as Bob entered it.

Karl: After nearly getting stopped by the FBI, I'm just glad this Saratoga I got doesn't have any damage. *Enters Woodland*
Bob: *Driving through Vancouver* Who knew there was another town called Vancouver in Washington? You'd think you were in Canada.

Pierce finally stopped at a service station in Castle...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 96 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:31 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Half an hour after work, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were with each other at a restaurant. This song was playing: link

Hawkeye: I ordered a hot dog ten minutes ago. Where is it?
Pete: That's not important right now. We still need to get those snowplows, and extra fuel for our engines.
Stylo: But how?
Pete: I think I know how. A train of fuel is going into Denver tomorrow from Los Angeles.
Hawkeye: We can take that without anypony noticing.
Stylo: We just steal it? Isn't that a little dangerous?
Pete: Not if...

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After leaving the drugstore, Gordon, and Case Cracker were thinking about what to do next. They had no more work, and had the rest of the day off.

Gordon: So, what do you want to do, now that we've got the rest of the day off?
Case Cracker: Hmm..I heard those Wonderbolts will preform in San Fransicolt. But I don't know. What about you and your mare friend?
Gordon: I could bring her with us. Would that be ok?
Case Cracker: Okay I guess..
Gordon: You'll have to sit in the back when we get her.
Case Cracker: I figured...Does she live far?
Gordon: Not really. She lives in Russian hill. It should take...

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What's your take, Canada24's verison... H.H.Homes & Pinkamena

posted by Canada24

Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes Cupcakes 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets you into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...

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Sweet Apple Massicure Spoof PART 4

posted by Canada24

Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my favorite death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't report it though..

SOME TIME THE NEXT DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: You shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did you do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY more interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as Olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: You think you speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? You don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure you that no more rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in second place with negative seventy...

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Never What Tia Wants

posted by BlackPetals

Hello again. This is my second article here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that you look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an article of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.

I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...

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Saten Twist Adventures 7... Part 6

posted by Canada24

Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing you too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* you look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her fur or whatever horses have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: By the way. You ever...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 59 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: You gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told you that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat you in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. you said you wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...

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