My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: Octavia Unchained part 8

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously in Octavia Unchained, the KKK were complaining about what they wore, but now....

Octavia: *putting away cello*
Dexter: *looking out window* Octavia? We got company!
Octavia: *goes next to Dexter* Oh great. The bloody KKK. *grabs gun*
KKK Ponies: *riding towards house*
Dexter: They're on humans too!
Octavia: Not all of them *shoots pony*
KKK Pony 5: Our leader is dead!
Dexter: *kills KKK Pony 5*
KKK Pony 2: I still can't fucking see!!
KKK Pony 1: RAID!! WE JUST WENT OVER THIS, AND IT'S A RAID!!!
Octavia: *kills more KKK Ponies*
KKK Pony 2: Are we the only one's left?
KKK Pony 1: I don't know! Let's just get out of here!

They turn around.

Dexter: *Reloading* Get them.
Octavia: I can't, I'm reloading too.
Dexter: They got away. We'll have to follow them.

So they did.

On a hill not far away from a house

KKK Pony 1: *smoking with KKK Pony 2*
Dexter: You got 'em?
Octavia: Yeah, I just need to aim the shot.
Dexter: Here, give me that gun.
Octavia: Are you mad?
Dexter: No, I ain't mad. The wind is making things difficult, ain't it?
Octavia: Yeah.
Dexter: Well, since it's not going that fast, it won't mess with your shot. But if it were to be going 8 miles an hour, or something drastic like that, then you would have to improvise. Now, quit being a pussy, and shoot those ponies.
Octavia: *takes gun*
KKK Ponies: Hey. Isn't that Octavia?
Octavia: *kills KKK Pony 1*
KKK Pony 2: *running towards house*
Octavia: *kills KKK Pony 2*
Dexter: Nice.

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karinabrony Cool!

Seanthehedgehog Thanks. However, I thought the previous part was better, with the KKK ponies arguing about the masks.

Battle Of The Bands - G Major

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We finally get to see Octavia in her Equestria Girls form, in negative.

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Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everypony at Celestia's castle was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.

Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting cannon ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
Rainbow Dash: At least you got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it you three said you were going to do to win this war?
Rainbow Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're loading...

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The Second Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After work, Bob went home. He invited Jerry over for dinner, and to watch sports.

Bob: *Enters apartment room* Emily, I'm home.
Emily: Hi dear. How was your day?
Bob: Oh, it was good. I met a stallion that just moved here from Chicagoat.
Emily: Oh wow. That's cool. What's his name, and what does he do for a living?
Bob: He's a dentist named Jerry. Anyway, I hope you don't mind, but I invited him over to have dinner with us.
Emily: Oh boy.
Bob: What's the matter?
Emily: Do you remember when Howard showed up last time we didn't have any food for him?
Bob: I could care less about Howard's anger issues....

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We were heading back to the construction site to stop Discord.

Con: *Driving truck*
Sean: *Still in crane on Con's truck*
Discord: *Calling Con*
Con: Hello?
Discord: Oh hello there. Remember how Rainbow Dash told you to do what I said, and things would go great?
Con: What are you doing Discord?!
Discord: Well, tell Sean the hedgehog that I have his special somepony on top of this building with me, and she'll die if you don't get here in five minutes.
Con: We'll make it in three minutes. *Hangs up* Sean, you're not going to like this.
Sean: What's the matter?
Con: They have Rainbow Dash, and she's...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 43 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Two of these taxis arrived at the station

The next day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright,...

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Magnum Force Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Black mare. I call her black, because her race is black. Or, in the pony world, african equestrian.

One night at a hotel.

Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't you heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless you keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get you there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black...

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Good Old Fashioned Lover Stallion

posted by karinabrony

I woke up to go to School. I get my backpack and supplies ready. I walk to the bus stop. As I wait, I wonder what awaits at School that day. The bus comes, and I get on.

I was in Math Class, just working on some fraction problems. "Hold on a minute, Class..." My teacher says as he walks outside. I glance behind me to see what. I turn around and continue my work. Then, my teacher tells us to turn around and it struck me. My heart thudded. There was a new pony at the School, and I just liked him at first sight. I was embarrassed, so I turn around. He took a seat, and I would just look at him....

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Maud's Rockin' Poetry

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Ditto Returns. Chapter 15

posted by Canada24

LATER THE NEXT DAY!

"Sorry again for getting you kidnapped" Button Mach said.

Sweetie Belle didn't answer.

"But I swear. Next time is different. I won't be such a coward" Button Mach promised.

"I'll hold you too that" Sweetie Belle replied.

Suddenly the filly's found themselves surrounded by Ganger and his gang.

"Any of you know were Ditto is?" Ganger asked.

"She dose!" Button Mach cried, cowardly pointing at Sweetie Belle before running of.

Sweetie Belle growled at him.

"You son of a bi-

Before she finished the changelings grabbed her.

"Let's she what we can get outta you" Ganger said sadistically.

"You...