My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Club
Join
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by Canada24
Poor, cute, Pinkie :(
Poor, cute, Pinkie :(
The three mov ponies landed into prime Ponyville.

"Wow, everything looks so totally.. Boring" Dragonowitiz groaned.

Suddenly he was accidentally run over a small orange filly on a Scootaloo.

"Oh sorry Spike, I di-.. Wait! your not Spike!" Prime Scootaloo cried, as even at such a young age see can tell the difference between the Spike she knows and.. Him.

"Well.. Not your verison, at least" Dragonowitiz replied.

"What are you talking abo-

Suddenly SwagDash snatched the small filly, and began squeeze hugging her, repeatedly saying "Your alive! Your alive!"

Unfortunately, Scootaloo couldn't even breath, the squeeze was too damn tight, she was suffocating, but unfortunately SwagDash didn't realize the filly's face turning from orange to purple.

"Dash! Stop! Your chocking the poor thing!" Pinkie cried.

"Oh.. Sorry" SwagDash said embarressedly, and lessened much of her grip, and Scoot started heavily breathing.

"How did you get out of Fluttershy's shed!?" SwagDash cried excitedly.

Scootaloo was too confused to even answer.

"Rainbow! Have you ALREADY forgot that we entered a multi-universe, and that she isn't OUR Scootaloo?" Dragonowitiz asked annoyedly.

"She's an imposter!?.. SHE MUST DIE!" SwagDash screamed, and prepared to throw the filly on the ground, and it were a football and not a small filly wimpering like a cute little puppy dog.

"Damn it Rainbow!" Dragonowitiz cried angrily.

"I'm just teasing.. I wouldn't do that" SwagDash said, nervously patting Scootaloo on the head.

"Anyway.. Let's go see what else is around here" Pinkie said excitedly.

"Great idea" SwagDash said happily, and tossing poor Scoot aside as if she were just a broken old toy. But, at least the filly landed on the soft grass.

Shortly after the three MOV characters left, the rust of the crusaders saw Scootaloo slowly getting back up.

"Hey Scootaloo" AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle both greeted.

"Dose Fluttershy have a shed?" Scootaloo asked them, much to their confusion.

*LATER*

Prime Pinkie was happily trotting along, humming an unknown tune, as she walked past the three MOV characters, cutely saying hello to them. But than she stopped dead in her tracks, and had to look back, as if to make sure this was real.

"Is th-... Is that me!?" Prime Pinkie cried in shock.

"Yes.. I guess I am" Mov Pinkie said back.

"Why.. Why are your clothes so.. Revealing!?" Prime Pinkie cried, worriedly.

"How else am I able to bang anything and everything, possible" Mov Pinkie replied, with a messed up look on her face.

Poor prime Pinkie was in pure shock. Her eyes and mouth widened as much as possible, and her soft little ears faced towards the ground, (the face she has in the picture above).

"You want to know why?" Mov Pinkie asked.

"Nooo" poor prime Pinkie said, silvering.

"I'll tell you anyway" Mov Pinkie replied.

And so, she did, she told about how messed up her life has gotten and how it happened do to her obsession with parties.

"I may never party again" Poor prime Pinkie whimpered.

In fact, as you could imagine, the main thing poor prime Pinkie wanted to do at the moment, was take a shower. As doing so normally helps doing so often helps, when someone is 'deeply' scared or disturbed.

She wasn't even sure if this was really happening

Was it the hot sauce? The cakes always warned her that too much of it may cause strange hallucinations, and the cute little pink mare was hopping that, this was as simple as that. But sadly, it's not.

"For Christ sake Pinkie.. Your going to 'scar' the poor girl" Dragonowitiz cried.

"Too late" prime Pinkie whimpered.

"Oh oh" Mov Pinkie groaned, and without warning threw up, all over Dragonowitiz.

"Oh god! It got in my MOUTHHH!" Dragonowitiz screamed in disgust.

"Oh.. My" prime Pinkie said weakly, before the poor thing fainted from the amount of shock trying to be taken in.

The three MOV characters gathered over her.

"Yo, 'other Pinkie'.. Yalright?" Dragonowitiz asked, in brief concern.

"Ha! Swag" SwagDash laughed.
After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: You know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't you just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? You didn't really have to carry me....
continue reading...
Please note..

This isn't like my other stories that involve creepy pastas.

This one is fully serious.

But still contains brutal violence and swearing.
So don't read it, if your sensitive to that stuff.

The point of this story is showing how it COULD of been written.

Instead of the twisted comedy it really was made into, with three brain dead fillies, and a horny psychopath.

This verison one has NO sex..

Sorry if you were hoping for that.

But I'm not a friggin pervert.. :(

It's meant to be terrifying.

So, Be aware of that.

The story is inspired from Walking Dead NO SANCTUARY..

-------------------------------------------------------------------...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to...
continue reading...
(Warning! This list contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another top list! Today, we're going over my top 5 least favorite characters in fiction. Enjoy!

#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)

These two are probably the most annoying anime characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are given to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.

#4: Most New 52 Heroes (DC)

I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse,...
continue reading...
Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What you doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, you NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go home and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk you home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do you still love me!?...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to...
continue reading...
My Corvette
My Corvette
Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the previous part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...
continue reading...
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching more television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still showing that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...
continue reading...
posted by Canada24
everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that Cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: CUPCAKES COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope you enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if you didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI pony who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed by that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground by Saten...
continue reading...
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic Rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating Christmas at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do you like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at...
continue reading...
posted by alexischaos2004
NOTE: No, there won't be any alicorn transformations or any alicorn characters in this fanfiction, just normal Equestrian stuff! Also, there is no demented, messed up content in this fanfic. Not yaoi or yuri. Not a creepypasta, either.

"Meet Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy paced through the sky, her cream colored wings flapping rapidly. She flew over the bustling streets of PonyVille, enjoying her flight. Fluttershy never flapped her wings this fast, but she still never gained confidence in challenging Rainbow Dash to a race. She has also changed just a bit, she no longer has fears over pointless occasions....
continue reading...
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad day for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To show you what we're talking about, let me show you four pictures.

Look at the four bottom pictures.

Master Sword: Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was told about what happened on the Southern Pacific, and decided to give Renee another chance.

Renee: *Enters Pete's office*
Pete: I've got a freight train that needs to go north into Laramie. Do you think you have what it takes to drive it?
Renee: Yeah.
Pete: Okay. Your engines were destroyed in that explosion back at Ogden, so you're gonna use engine 844. Nemo, and Metal Gloss will help you find it.
Renee: Thank you.

Renee entered the servicing facility where she saw Metal Gloss, and Nemo.

Renee: Pete...
continue reading...