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posted by Seanthehedgehog
D: Why is this happening?!
D: Why is this happening?!
After evading the big rig once again Pinkie had to stop a railroad crossing, and watched as the train passed her.

Trucker: *pushes Pinkie Pie's car*
Pinkie Pie: What the? *looks behind her* HEY STOP!!
Trucker: *doesn't stop*
Pinkie Pie: *puts car in reverse*

The big rig kept pushing Pinkie Pie's car closer to the crossing until the end of the train arrived. Pinkie then drove off the road letting the truck pass.

After nearly getting killed again Pinkie Pie decided to drive slow, and avoid the truck, but that didn't work out. She saw the truck in front of her, and decided to stop at a gas station.

station attendant: Hello ma'am. What can I do for you?
Pinkie Pie: Full tank, and a new radiator hose.
station attendant: Sure thing.
trucker: *pulls over*
Pinkie Pie: Do you have a telephone I can use?
station attendant: Yeah, it's over there *points at telephone booth* Feel free to look at my snakes if you have time.
Pinkie Pie: *walks to booth looking at snakes* What a cool place for a telephone booth.
Trucker: *revs truck*
operator: Hello can I help you?
Pinkie Pie: Get me the police.
trucker: *drives toward Pinkie Pie*
Police sgt: Hello?
Pinkie Pie: I'd like to report a truck driver that's been endangering my life!
Police sgt: What is he driving?
Pinkie Pie: OH GOD *runs out*
trucker: *smashes phone booth*
station attendant: WHAT THE HAY ARE YOU DOING?!!?
trucker: *driving in circles*
Pinkie Pie: *runs toward car*
trucker: *drives toward Pinkie*
Pinkie Pie: *drives away*

Pinkie Pie left the gas station without paying, and did not get her new radiator hose. She decided to hide from the trucker, and her plan worked. The big rig drove past, while the driver did not notice Pinkie's car.

Pinkie Pie: The highway is all your's pal. I'm going to wait here for an hour, and the police will get you. Even if they don't, I'll be far away from you. I can't wait to get back home, then I'll be back with Mr. & Mrs. Cake with Pound, and Pumpkin. One of them will be bound to ask me, "Hi Pinkie Pie, did you have a nice trip?" I just want to get those ingredients, and go home.

Eventually Pinkie Pie fell asleep, and after 65 minutes she heard a horn.
Merry Christmas, or should I say Happy Hearts Warming everypony! If you are reading this you are either one of the contestants of the contest or just curious to see who won! The choices were hard, but my friend Nalenthi and I have finally come to a decision.

Drum roll please!



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In first place, with 15 props, one fully colored artwork from me, one lineart from me, and a request/videogame/that type of stuff livestream iiiiiiiis














NocturnalMirage! Congratulations!






In 2nd Place, with 10 props, one fully colored artwork from me and one lineart from me iiiiiis




karinabrony! Congratulations!






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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the train station, where Mr. Black, and Der Cheif was waiting.

Mr. Black: What is taking Hola so long? I can't trust her if she's going to do something too long.
Der Cheif: Gambling is a hard thing to do. Especially if you're not good at it. Hola is not good at gambling.
Mr. Black: And so I've noticed. *Turns on TV*
Reporter: This is CPN, Canadian Pony News. We've received word that two ponies were chasing each other in a construction sight in Maredagascar.
Camerapony: *Zooms in on scene*
Mr. Black: That's Hola being chased!
Camerapony: Officials say that they do not know who the mare was,...
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That night, Con was sent to the airport to find Lasala.

Con: *Looking at passengers* (P told me Lasala was a grey stallion with a black mane.) *Continues looking*
Dutch ponies: *Looking at Con*
Dutch Captain: *Grabs walkie talkie* Now?
Lasala: Now.
Dutch Captain: *Looks at Dutch ponies* Now

All five of them grabbed sub machine guns, and started shouting

Dutch Captain: Everypony on the ground now!
Con: *Sees Lasala out on runway*
Dutch pony: *Goes to Con* Hey, get on the ground!
Con: *Teleports onto runway*
Lasala: *Grabs rocket launcher*
Con: *Pointing gun at Lasala* Stop!
Lasala: *Shoots rocket at Con*...
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Next morning, Con was back at his beach house. The police misunderstood what Con was trying to do, and they took him back to his house, where P was waiting for him.

P: You put a great effort in preventing that airplane from being blown up.
Con: Thank you sir. Why was that pony trying to blow it up?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been very high. Some may even say too high. The United States of Equestria has tried to create a new jetplane which can spot terrorists, inside the plane, and security cameras mounted with lazers kill the terrorists. As a result, security in airports would...
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Con, and Vesper arrived at Vanhoover.

Con: You know what we should do first?
Vesper: What?
Con: I heard there was a great music store in this town. What we should do is get the newest CD from Queens Of The Stone Age. I really like their music.
Vesper: I think their music is good too.
Con: We'll buy one of their CD's then, but first I want to buy a nice, big house.

So, they bought a big house, and were on their way to the music store.

Con: *Walking next to Vesper*
Dutch ponies: *See Con*
Der Cheif: Not yet.
Dutch Ponies: This was Mr. Black's plan?
Der Cheif: Yeah. Get the mare.
Dutch Ponies: *Running...
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Ten Cents
Ten Cents
Episode 1

Reporting Ponies

Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5

Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$

10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are you doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are you at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel by the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.

Epicne$$ has joined the game

Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? You must...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Moneybit's disguise
Moneybit's disguise
Next morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.

Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell you a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how you could take somepony...
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The train with the Korean War veterans stopped at the Cheyenne Station.

Pete: *looking at train*
Veterans: *Getting out*
Orion: *comes out of engine* I'm glad the war is almost over.
Pete: Me too, but honestly, we're making a lot of profit for delivering these vets back home from San Franciscolt.
Orion: I agree. If we keep this up, we'll have millions of dollars on our hooves.
Captain Wilson: *walks to Pete* Are you Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes sir. How can I help you?
Captain Wilson: I want to thank you for getting me, and my squad back home safely. Oh, and uh I don't have enough cash for a hotel. You...
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Please read this: I am warning you of a fan fic that will make you not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet apple massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death reading cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff You must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget reading :(
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Season 2 Highlights of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. I think you know where this is going. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh.Though personally, I...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*


A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven by two russian stallions.
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays star on sign*
Police ponies:...
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The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's by Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.

Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.

Pierce: Did Browning tell you what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just said he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
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Tom Foolery was now going to talk about dogs.

Tom: I love dat dog. I never met him before, but I know I love 'im.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's gonna be wonderful when I meet dat dog. *Sticks his tongue out, and pants like a dog*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Lots of ponies have lots of doggies. And you don't even need to have a dog to know about 'em. Your friend could have a dog. He can be your friend's dog. That makes him your dog friend.
Crowd: *Chuckling*
Tom: You go there to visit, and the dogs there, you go to pet him, and say Hi hello. How are you? You're wonderful Sneezy, and for that moment, he's...
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Tom: Now this is a short segment where I like to inform you about simple things that not many ponies take time to notice. The first thing being we all have something in common, and that is...we're all here in Neigh Jersey.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: At an auditorium. In a high school.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: You ever wonder why Manehattan always gets so much praise?! It's a fucking dump!
Crowd: *Cheering, and laughing*
Tom: It's a cesspool of littering, rape, and traffic jams!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: There might be a few good landmarks here and there, but you have to wait 3 hours for 70 cars...
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Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his next joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered by the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: You get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, you yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but you must understand you don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Mare: *Pushing a shopping cart through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have you ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well you better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do you know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down street passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
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Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link


This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
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added by TimberHumphrey