The next day Con returned to the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.
P: Did you enjoy your vacation?
Con: Yes, I even saw Fenix.
P: What did he have to say?
Con: He told me about somepony named Goldhoof. He killed a filly by turning her into gold.
P: Well that's interesting, because I have an assignment for you to find Goldhoof. I want you to find out on what he's doing, and if he is a danger to us or not. S here will show you your weapons, gadgets, and car.
Con: Car?
S: That's right. Follow me.
S then takes Con into a room with gadgets being tested.
Con: What's under the tarp?
S: Your car. *pulls tarp* An Aston Maretin DP5
Con: What can it do?
S: I installed some devices on here. One of them you can use to change the license plate in case you get out of an epic car chase. *changes license plate*
Con: Interesting, what about attacking?
S: The only thing close enough for attacking are the oil slicks.
Con: *looks inside car* What button do I press?
S: Easy! You almost pushed the ejector button.
Con: Oh.
S: This also has a radar, and speaking of radar I have a device that will track you down on our radars. One big one, and a small one.
Con: Cool. Anything else?
S: Your usual M1911, but the clip is modified to hold 23 bullets.
Con: How many clips do I get?
S: Five *gives stuff to Con* Goldhoof will be heading to a golf course by the neighagra falls. You will find a grey unicorn as your caddy.
Con: 0008 I gotta go *leaves for golf course*
You all know how golf works, but that doesn't mean they'll play by the rules. Or will they?
P: Did you enjoy your vacation?
Con: Yes, I even saw Fenix.
P: What did he have to say?
Con: He told me about somepony named Goldhoof. He killed a filly by turning her into gold.
P: Well that's interesting, because I have an assignment for you to find Goldhoof. I want you to find out on what he's doing, and if he is a danger to us or not. S here will show you your weapons, gadgets, and car.
Con: Car?
S: That's right. Follow me.
S then takes Con into a room with gadgets being tested.
Con: What's under the tarp?
S: Your car. *pulls tarp* An Aston Maretin DP5
Con: What can it do?
S: I installed some devices on here. One of them you can use to change the license plate in case you get out of an epic car chase. *changes license plate*
Con: Interesting, what about attacking?
S: The only thing close enough for attacking are the oil slicks.
Con: *looks inside car* What button do I press?
S: Easy! You almost pushed the ejector button.
Con: Oh.
S: This also has a radar, and speaking of radar I have a device that will track you down on our radars. One big one, and a small one.
Con: Cool. Anything else?
S: Your usual M1911, but the clip is modified to hold 23 bullets.
Con: How many clips do I get?
S: Five *gives stuff to Con* Goldhoof will be heading to a golf course by the neighagra falls. You will find a grey unicorn as your caddy.
Con: 0008 I gotta go *leaves for golf course*
You all know how golf works, but that doesn't mean they'll play by the rules. Or will they?
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail or will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My heart is pure (her heart is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail or will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My heart is pure (her heart is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this