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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some Cupcakes shoutouts, so if you haven't read Cupcakes, please do. Comments will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement by the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie said she was sorry, her expression said a different story. A week after the discovery, a funeral was held in honor of the dead pegasus. She was buried alongside her parents, who had died of plague. That was the day when all of Ponyville and Cloudsdale mourned. It was also the day that Rarity's nightmares began.
The white unicorn had gone home after the procession, just like everypony else. By the time she was at the boutique, it was already late, so she just cantered to her bed. As soon as she closed her eyes, she began to dream.
She saw herself sitting in the middle of her boutique, shrouded by fog. The fog slowly began to clear, revealing a mirror right in front of her.
What am I doing here? she thought.
Rarity's reflection began to move, which was quite odd, because the mare herself hadn't moved a muscle.
"Bonjour, madamemoiselle. It is an absolute pleasure to meet you." The reflection spoke in a reptilic voice, like a snake.
The voice hypnotized Rarity, made her feel lightheaded.
"I brought you here for a motivational speech. Listen, darling, do you not miss your colorful friend?"
"Why yes, I do."
"Well, darling, everypony in Equestria adores your dresses. You can sew the stars into fabric. You can weave a jewel into a gown. Don't you think it is time to go one step further?"
Rarity was baffled.
"What do you mean?"
The reflection shone a smirk.
"You can weave fabric into clothes. Do you not think you can weave the very fabric of life?"
The unicorn once more repeated her question. Upon hearing this, the reflection seemed to become irrate.
"You can bring Rainbow Dash back to life. You just need to collect bits and pieces of other ponies. Eyes, wings, lungs, blah, blah. Then, you just sew her together and blast her with magic, and voila!"
Rarity blinked and was about to reply when suddenly, the fog darkened and thickened.
"She must've heard me. I must go, but we will meet again. "
The snow coloured unicorn was still stuck in place.
"What do I do? How do I begin?"
The reflection's eyes glowed in a shade of draconic green.
"To meet your fate,
to the graves you must head,
talk to hate,
and unveil the dead."

As soon as the last letter was spoken, the mist thickened even more, swallowing Rarity.

The unicorn woke up with a yelp. Her sapphire eyes were blinded by the warm Autumn sunlight.
It was all just a dream
Rarity had decided to call her reflection Marrity. She stood shakily on her hooves as she recalled Marrity's message.
She sighed and decided to work on the instructions after sunset.
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Rarity levitated her shovel as she passed in front of old and weathered tombs. Her purple mane bounced with every step she took. Her eyes glowed under the full moon. Once she had reached Rainbow Dash's grave, she began to dig, being careful to avoid the filthy earth. Suddenly, she heard a deep BANG!
Rarity's sapphire eyes lit up as she peered into the newly dug hole.
There you are, my little gem.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic Rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.

Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me you have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ass Ass Inn

Starring Rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic Rainbow as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A pony arrived at the Ass Ass Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one more letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives...
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St. Foalis, Maresouri
April 4, 1957
1:45 PM

Hawkeye, Percy, and Benny were driving the stolen gas turbine to Cheyenne so that Benny could help out in the trainyard, but there was going to be a problem for the three stallions.

Hawkeye: *Hears a banging noise, and looks at the fuel gauge, then the oil gauge* The oil pressure is dropping.
Percy: It might be leaking.
Benny: *Looks at oil gauge* It is. It shouldn't be going down so fast.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Percy: *Finds a toolbox* Will you look at this?
Hawkeye: Perfect. Now you find that spot where the oil is leaking, and we'll go down the line,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to...
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The story of Black Snow:Chapter 1, wrote by Jordy_Dash, design of Black Snow by Alinah_09
Disclaimer! This is my first story in ages, sorry if it's not up to my standards. Enjoy


My name is Black Snow, I'm a unicorn born in pony ville and I moved to canterlot when I was only four, I was raised in a middle class family in canterlot, my mother was a fashion designer and my father a musician though because they were always busy I would be alone for the most of my days, I had my father mane, but my mother's coat and eyes, my mane was black with highlights of blue and my coat was a snow white and my...
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Let me take a moment to thank those who stood by my lame tempt of a series.. Haha. Just kidding, I'm not really that insecure. But seriously. Thanks guys..
In case you haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..


YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).


AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Before we start this episode, I have a message for you.

As you all know, it has been at least one month since Karina_Brony deleted her account. I talked to her about it, and asked if she would return, and she said no. Because of this, it brings me great displeasure to say that I will not be allowed to use her character anymore. This is the last episode she will appear in. With that said, it's time to begin.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From...
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Twi: Saten Twist!? I thought I told you stay with Discord.
Saten: I was afried you'd get lost.. Besides. Discord's fine.
Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.
Saten: Can do.
Twi: ... How's Derpy by the way.
Saten: Don't know.. Haven't seen her since the last time I was with Master Sword.


CUTAWAY, (my own verision of WORDS OF WIS-DUMB, hurt feelings.. There's part of two I felt would of liked even more, if it were this way):
Saten: *pulls over the bully to Derpy* Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That you so my lovely cousin a little repect....
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Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor