Octavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie next to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter.
Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.
This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the day he met Pinkie Pie, the Element of Laughter, he knew she was the one. They had many things in common. One of them being laughter. Discord brought chocolate rain to Equestria and Pinkie wanted to find out who had caused this miracle to happen.
Pinkie Pie is beautiful with her strapless sparkly snow white wedding dress on. The glass slippers her friend Rarity had made her click! every time she takes a step.
Discord had had a tough time picking a tuxedo that would actually fit his distorted body. He's a Draconequus and Discord had always feared that no one would love. That he would die alone and no one could care less.
Clyde and his daughter make it to the alter and he kisses the top of Pinkie's forehead, his hot tears beginning to make Pinkie cry, which wasn't her goal for her special day. Pinkie's father tips his hat towards Discord meaning take care of my little girl; you have my blessing.
"We are gathered here today..."
Pinkie Pie doesn't listen to the pony who is going to grant them as a married couple, she only stares into Discord's crimson red eyes, and he does the same.
"... Or forever hold your peace."
"I'd like to object this wedding!"
A feminine goddess-like voice shouts. Everypony looks at Princess Celestia who is standing broadly with an angry expression on her face.
She walks closer and closer to Discord. Pinkie backs away like a small animal hiding from its predator. But Discord goes in front of his fiancee, to protect her from the harm that could be done from Celestia.
"You're pretty brave to show your mane back here, Tia."
Princess Celestia says nothing but only looks at Discord with pleading eyes.
"Discord, you shouldn't be marrying a worthless Earth pony! You should be with me!" she demands.
Pinkie Pie begins to tear up, nopony has ever called her worthless and coming from the Princess, it must be true.
"It's all right my dear, she did not mean it." Discord assures the pink bride.
"But..." Pinkie sniffs as her groom wipes her tears with his claw.
"Why would you marry her?! She's nothing to you! I'm the love of your life!"
"Were! You were the love of my life."
The pony guests gasp and murmur to each other.
"Before you and your sister turned me to stone!"
Princess Celestia doesn't know how to respond to her old flame's answer.
"Fine." she starts. "Get married. But you will regret it, Discord."
And with that, Princess Celestia flies away leaving the audience gaping and waiting for the wedding to take place again.
Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.
This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the day he met Pinkie Pie, the Element of Laughter, he knew she was the one. They had many things in common. One of them being laughter. Discord brought chocolate rain to Equestria and Pinkie wanted to find out who had caused this miracle to happen.
Pinkie Pie is beautiful with her strapless sparkly snow white wedding dress on. The glass slippers her friend Rarity had made her click! every time she takes a step.
Discord had had a tough time picking a tuxedo that would actually fit his distorted body. He's a Draconequus and Discord had always feared that no one would love. That he would die alone and no one could care less.
Clyde and his daughter make it to the alter and he kisses the top of Pinkie's forehead, his hot tears beginning to make Pinkie cry, which wasn't her goal for her special day. Pinkie's father tips his hat towards Discord meaning take care of my little girl; you have my blessing.
"We are gathered here today..."
Pinkie Pie doesn't listen to the pony who is going to grant them as a married couple, she only stares into Discord's crimson red eyes, and he does the same.
"... Or forever hold your peace."
"I'd like to object this wedding!"
A feminine goddess-like voice shouts. Everypony looks at Princess Celestia who is standing broadly with an angry expression on her face.
She walks closer and closer to Discord. Pinkie backs away like a small animal hiding from its predator. But Discord goes in front of his fiancee, to protect her from the harm that could be done from Celestia.
"You're pretty brave to show your mane back here, Tia."
Princess Celestia says nothing but only looks at Discord with pleading eyes.
"Discord, you shouldn't be marrying a worthless Earth pony! You should be with me!" she demands.
Pinkie Pie begins to tear up, nopony has ever called her worthless and coming from the Princess, it must be true.
"It's all right my dear, she did not mean it." Discord assures the pink bride.
"But..." Pinkie sniffs as her groom wipes her tears with his claw.
"Why would you marry her?! She's nothing to you! I'm the love of your life!"
"Were! You were the love of my life."
The pony guests gasp and murmur to each other.
"Before you and your sister turned me to stone!"
Princess Celestia doesn't know how to respond to her old flame's answer.
"Fine." she starts. "Get married. But you will regret it, Discord."
And with that, Princess Celestia flies away leaving the audience gaping and waiting for the wedding to take place again.
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe you pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're you heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are you going!?
Master Sword: Didn't you hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the said bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe you pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're you heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are you going!?
Master Sword: Didn't you hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the said bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret votes from Shining Armor. Thank you Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret votes from Shining Armor. Thank you Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
MEANWHILE:
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let you in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are you saying you KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making random words to make this article long enough....
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let you in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are you saying you KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making random words to make this article long enough....