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Just wanted to say: I DON'T OWN THIS! I found this on Fanfiction.net, and thought it was brilliant :3
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You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when

You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members...

OK!!!! DISCLAIMER: this is not my story, this is shehadtheworld12's on Ficwad.com. she gets ALL credit. i thought it was hilarious and that i should post it 4 others to see. here it is.

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.

x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.

x. Mikey Way counted to infinity.........twice.

x. Frank Iero can divide by zero.

x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it's soaked with tears and blood.

x. Frank Iero once visited The Virgin Islands. They...

So yeah... this is kind of like my Green Day article, except my writing has gotten quite shitty since then, so don't blame me if this sounds terrible (even though it is my fault. Shut up, brain). I also may have gotten a few facts wrong, so please correct me if I did. This Article is split into 4 parts, so yeah, enjoy!

When you hear the words My Chemical Romance, what do you think of? Maybe you think of 4 guys who’ve been there for each other for over a decade. Maybe you think of them as heroes and saviours of lives, like I do. But most people choose to stereotype and think of them as cult...