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PandaKISS said:
Okay I'm currently hooked on "The Book of Mormon" so all the quotes will be from there.
"I've got maggots in my scrotum, Um, okay?"
"Jesus just called me a dick"
"I'm going to take you back to biblical times, 1823"
"I f#@ked a frog!"
"I'm Africa, just like Bono, I'm Africa!"
"My name is Joseph Smith and i'm going to f*#k this baby!"
"Joseph Smith magical aids frog"
"Thank you god, now we are f#@king"
"Hello you have a lovely mud hut, and if you just put down the gun.. okay I'll leave."
"Hello my name is butt f'king naked... did you know that the clitoris is a holy sacred text, its true!"
"You all know the bible, is made of testaments old and new. You've been told its just those two parts, or only one if your a Jew."
"There's a hip new third part, with a Donny Osmond flair"
"God said go to your backyard and start digging by that tree that makes perfect sense!"
"Wow so the bible is actually a trilogy? and the book of Mormon is return of the Jedi? I'm interested!"
"Oh god why are you letting me die without showing ppl the plates, they won't have any proof they just have to believe just cause, ohhh I guess that kinda what you where going for."
"but mostly me!!!"
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