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The rest of the morning was spent exploring the prison grounds, with Matt as my talkative and enthusiastic tour guide. 'That bit of moss by the fence, I've been monitoring it, it's spread over three square centimetres in the last six weeks!' he'd announce, or 'That bloke there is actually blind; he lost his vision in a pub brawl or something. I think they call him Crush. Or John. I can't remember. Look, either way, don't bring up Specsavers. He's a bit sensitive.'...
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