Garden State (Trailer)

Caretaker:Look in your toilet, I left you a surprise.
Paul Crewe:You took a shit in my toilet?
Caretaker:No, that's what I left in Brucey's toilet.
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Paul Crewe:[after being pulled over by cops]:Here, you can finish this beer for me... I've got five more!
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Cheeseburger Eddy:Gimme that chesseburger. You acting like a real McAsshole.
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Big Tony:[reading sign] Foot... ball... tree... outs. What the hell's a tree-out?
Brucie: It's try-out, you half a meatball....

Ok so I am a die hard fan of this film and it probably has to be my all time favourite since TLM. Enchanted is part animated and is mixed with live action . The story is about a cartoon maiden who falls for a prince(like in most fairytales) and they decide to marry the next day. But the prince's evil stepmother doesn't want that and so she poses as an old hag tells Giselle(Amy Adams) to make a wish and as she says her wish she falls into the magic well and is transformed into a real life version of herself inside a manhole (stupid eh read on). Scared and worried she comes across a handsome...