Another Top 10 Movies That Bombed So Hard They Had to Cancel the Sequel

Ok, so here I am, sitting on my laptop, browsing on Amazon, searching for a movie I recently watched. I find it and decide to take a quick look at the reviews and I have to say that I did not like what I saw. When I say that I enjoyed this film, it appears that I am in the minority.

The film in question? Dreamcatcher, a horror/thriller based on the novel by Stephen King.

The main cast includes:
Jonesy (Damian Lewis; ‘Band of Brothers’& ‘Life’)
Beav (Jason Lee; ‘My Name is Earl’ & ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks’)
Pete (Timothy Olyphant; ‘A Perfect Getaway’ & ‘Deadwood’)...

NO SPOILERS!!!

Daddy Keanu is back again to play my multi-dimensional baby John Wick! I've never squealed so hard for a sequel in my life.

First off, if you haven't seen the first John Wick, I strongly urge you to immediately because my review will mean nothing to you. When I first watched John Wick, I was blown away. One of the most pure action movies of the past decade, it was an extreme roller coaster ride of emotions from the very beginning. You cared about this man because he just lost his wife, then some thug steals his car and *gasp!* KILLS HIS DOG (which btw was the last gift his wife...