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hanhclubbl02 said …
Hi all, i'm new member. Add Fan me ^^ Posted over a year ago
SandySA said …
Spamalot, the theatre version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, will take over the stage of Joburg Theatre from 11 July 2014 - so, if you're in South Africa then, come along and laugh hysterically at King Arthur and his Knights, but beware of migrating swallows (they may just drop a coconut on your head!) Posted over a year ago
TheDarkBoy said …
Tiz but a scratch Posted over a year ago
DramaQueen1020 commented…
A scratch? Your arm's off! over a year ago
edoidge commented…
No it isn't! over a year ago
McCartney_girl said …
"get me a bucket!!" Posted over a year ago
Egghatch said …
Monty Python is taking over my life… I'm not sure if this is a good thing or not. Posted over a year ago
Everybodylies94 commented…
It's a good thing! ;) over a year ago
ricoiswsome said …
I will join this club for a pound Posted over a year ago
Weaponmeister said …
GET ON WITH IT!!!!!! XD Posted over a year ago
fassmackey said …
Any Terry Gilliam fans out there? Posted over a year ago
codyfan77 commented…
I LOVE his style of animation, for one. over a year ago
fassmackey commented…
I love his animation too, have you seen the Imagininarium of Dr. Pernassus? Terry is a Genius! over a year ago
fassmackey commented…
What is your fave Terry film mine is a toss up between Fisher King and 12 Monkeys. over a year ago
colstonroy said …
Carol Cleveland is doing a Q&A at The Cinema Museum, London on Sat March 31st at 19:30. See www.cinemamuseum.org.uk for more information Posted over a year ago
LizzyTheCat said …
I loved 'Life of Brian'. xD Posted over a year ago
LizzyTheCat commented…
o_O xD over a year ago
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SpaceBlancmange said …
This can only mean one thing - They Intend To Win Wimbledon!!! Posted over a year ago
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Idunn said …
All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?

Posted over a year ago
GDL commented…
XD over a year ago
SpaceBlancmange commented…
Love that bit! Just a shame that so many people have copied it as a spoof - very rubbishly! (Not sure if rubbishly is a word so forgive me) over a year ago
stuartpalm said …
Python inspired tee design for contest! Check it out> link Posted over a year ago
stuartpalm said …
Python inspired tee design for threadless contest! link Posted over a year ago
Claudia4599 said …
"Always look on the bright side of life, Always look on the light side of life, do do do do do do!"

Life of brian Posted over a year ago
Idunn commented…
Yes! over a year ago
Everybodylies94 said …
"I was here on Saturday, getting married to a blond girl, and I'd like to change, please. I'd like to have this one instead, please." Posted over a year ago
potcblackadder said …
Please can someone make a fan club for Yellow beard and or erik the viking! Posted over a year ago
Everybodylies94 said …
"...our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful." Posted over a year ago
Everybodylies94 said …
"Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano." Posted over a year ago
fanleg commented…
thank you for that note over a year ago
Everybodylies94 said …
*Are you Rear Admiral Dudley de Vere Compton Bart?* - "No. He died. He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb, and was run over in shooting accident. Nasty business." Posted over a year ago
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Everybodylies94 said …
I got a red medal on this spot :-) Posted over a year ago
ILuvSweeneyTodd commented…
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You deserve it. XD over a year ago
Everybodylies94 commented…
THANKS! :D over a year ago
Everybodylies94 said …
"Albatross! Albatross! Albatross!" Posted over a year ago
ILuvSweeneyTodd commented…
Ooh! Yum! XD over a year ago
Everybodylies94 said …
"A bloke was telling me, if you’re in the army and there’s a war you have to go and fight." Posted over a year ago
Everybodylies94 said …
"NEXT DOOR?!? Penguins don't come from NEXT DOOR! They come from the Antarctic!" *BURMA* "Why did you say Burma?" *I panicked." Posted over a year ago
Everybodylies94 said …
"I just spent four hours burying the cat." *Four hours to bury a cat?* "It wouldn't keep still!" Posted over a year ago
Everybodylies94 said …
"I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed, and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie." Posted over a year ago
Everybodylies94 said …
"I'm Assistant Chief Constable Theres-a-man-behind-yer!" Posted over a year ago
PuttingThings said …
Fellow Python lunatics might like to visit our slightly odd forum at
link

New members are especially welcome, it's totally free and great fun.
It's also very active - go take a look!
Posted over a year ago
Everybodylies94 said …
"Oh dear, I'm bored.. I'd better go and have a bath." Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the Day:
Tinny: (adj.) A word that (possibly) sounds like metal being hit.
Posted over a year ago
Everybodylies94 said …
MY BRAIN HURTS! Posted over a year ago
Xindale commented…
WELL, LETS TAKE A LOOK AT IT MR. GUMBY! over a year ago
Everybodylies94 commented…
ARE YOU THE BRAIN SPECIALIST? over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the Day:
Train spotting: (n) Pretty much what it sounds like – trying to spot trains to record their numbers.
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Xindale said …
Pythonism of the Day:
Camel-spotting (n)
the occupation of a very bored trainspotter who has decided that spotting for camels would be more fun. Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the Day:
Naughty bits: (n) Parts of the human anatomy, which ought not be referred to in public
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Xindale said …
Pythonism of the Day:
#1... the Larch (n)
A tree you might be able to recognise from a long way away.
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Xindale said …
Pythonism of the Day:
Flower arranging: (n)
The act of arranging flowers to make a beautiful center piece, usually done by a man named Gumby.
" First take a bunch of flowers. Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums... then arrange them nicely in a vase."
Posted over a year ago
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Everybodylies94 said …
G'day Bruces! Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the Day:
Cashectomy: (n) The total removal of all monies from the patient. Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the Day:
Spam-n
1.Trademark used for a canned meat consisting primarily of pork product.
2. Junk e-mail.
3. Something served with everything at the Green Midget Café.
Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the Day:
Spanish Inquisition:n-
1. A movement founded in the early years of the sixteenth century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodoxy, where the Pope gave Cardinal Ximenez of Spain leave to move without hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture.

2.Three Cardinals whose chief weapon include surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope and nice red uniforms

3.Something NOBODY expects

Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the Day:
Llama-n
The llama is a quadruped which lives in large rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. It is provided with fins for swimming. Llamas are larger than frogs. Llamas are very dangerous. Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the Day:
Blacmange-n
(Blah-man-gee)
1)A white, fluffy Brittish dessert, flavored with vanilla.
2)An extraterrestrial resident of the planet, Skyron, that is shaped like the afformentioned dessert. Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the Day:
Pythonesque-adj. ('Monty-Python's-Flying-Circus'+esque)
Any word, phrase, or action found or referenced in the 1970's BBC program, 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'. Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the Day:
Lumberjack-n
1) A logger; usually a native of Canada.
2) A man who works all day, sleeps all night, goes to the lavatory, presses wild flowers, and wears suspenders and a bra. Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the Day:
16-ton Weight-n
1) A very large, heavy rectangular weight.
2) An object droped from off screen in a way to end sketches that do not seem to be going anywhere during 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'. Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the Day:
Pointed Stick-n
1)Part of a tree or branch that is sharpened to a point.
2)An object that is good for fending off a fruit bearing murderer, but not good for fending of a 16 ton weight of a released tiger. Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the Day:
Comfy Chair-n
1) An armchair with very soft cushions used by the Cardinal to torture the dear old lady in the Spanish Inquisition sketch.
2) Something to be feared, but not really. Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Spiny Norman-n
1) A giant hedgehog reportedly ranging from 12 feet to 800 yards long.
2) A fantasm from the mind of nortorious gangster, Dinsdale Pirana. Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the day:
Wizzo Quality Assortment-n
A vomit-inducing giftbox filled with confections such as Crunchy Frog, Cockroach Cluster, Anthrax Ripple, Cherry Fondue, and Ram's Bladder Cup. Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the day:
Splunge-adj.
A great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-im-not-being-indecisive! Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the day:
Semprini-n
(sehm-pree-nee)
1) A brand of aftershave
2) A rude part of the body that should never be uttered again. Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the day:
Burglar-n
(Buhr-gahl-er)
1)someone who burgles people.
2)someone who just wants to come in and ransack the flat.
3)A successful encyclopedia salesman. Posted over a year ago
Everybodylies94 commented…
Love your ''letters'' ;-) over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the day:
Albatross-n
1) Any number of large web-footed seabirds.
2) A refreshment sold at the cinema by a man dressed in an ice cream girl's uniform.
("It's a bloody seabird, it isn't any kind of bloody flavor!!") Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the day:
'Gumby' noun
(Gumm-bee)
Definition: a man usually found wearing glasses, rubber boots, a sweatervest, a hankerchief on the head, and who is very, very thick. Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the day:

'Mr. Luxury-Yacht' noun
(Throat-Wabbler-Man-Grove)
Definition: A man in a desperate search for surgery for his enormous hooter. Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Pythonism of the day:

PYTHONISM-noun
(Pi-th-ohn-iz-um)
Definition: Any word or phrase found or used in any work written and/or performed by the Monty Python cast. Posted over a year ago
Xindale said …
Dear Sirs,
I would like to object to the cancellation of 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' back in the 70's. I realize this letter is very very late, but you will just have to deal with it!
I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say I would have liked to see more of the Pythons, especially Mr. Cleese and Mr. Idle.

Signed,
Brigadere Xindale L.
(Mrs.)
PS: Please take care, sleep well and have a smashing day tomorow.
Kiss, Kiss.
P.P.S: Lemon Curry? Posted over a year ago
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larouxbestfan said …
i love monty python!
Posted over a year ago
rosslongton said …
Monty Python HP Sauce Ltd Edition BCOllectable Bottle for sale:
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Posted over a year ago
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Everybodylies94 said …
I saw Spamalot, Saturday, but the Swedish version, anyway I love it! :) Posted over a year ago