Who's awesomer than Miss Piggy?
Scruffy: I am!
Oh…shut up Scruffy…isn't Miss Piggy one of your idols?
Scruffy: Oi! Don't you dare say that! We're as awesome as each other. Okay?
Wow, I've NEVER heard you say that.
Posted over a year ago
"Ask yourself if he's such a hunk that he's worth it. If so, get more mirrors. If not, dump him . . . but get more mirrors anyway. After all, narcissism isn't a bad thing if it's about vous." — The Diva Code: Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do
Posted over a year ago
"You have to believe that you are pretty yourself, that you don't need that affirmation from others. Be strong and be self respectful. You have to believe in yourself and love yourself before others can love you." - Miss Piggy
Posted over a year ago
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”- Miss Piggy
Posted over a year ago
1 2 3 4 i love Miss Piggy more
5 6 7 8 hurry up and dont be late
Miss Piggy will get mad oh miss piggy will get mad oh oh
9 10 11 12 she don't belong on a shelf
13 14 15 16 she can get a little mean
Miss Piggy will get mad oh Miss piggy will get mad oh oh
Posted over a year ago