Dont just sit there on that highback bar chair
Asking me to play this stupid game
Dont tell me that your hearts on fire or
That your burning with desire
This ship we're on is going down in flames
No I dont want to play
I think I'll just walk away
Cause I'm no good at pretending
You'd know it if I tried to lie
If its over and you see it ending
Well lets just say goodbye
Cause I'm no good, no good at pretending
Dont look at me with those eyes
Those baby blues cant deny
That you've been seen with other girls
Dont blame it on them neon lights
Or old number 7 nights
It gets a little crowded in your world
You just make one more mistake
And it wont be your heart I break
Cause I'm no good at pretending
You'd know it if I tried to lie
If its over and you see it ending
Well lets just say goodbye
Cause I'm no good, no good at pretending
Everybody's heard ol' willie say
Its not supposed to be this way
Cause I'm no good, no good
Well I'm no good at pretending
You'd know it if I tried to lie
If its over and you see it ending
Well lets just say goodbye
Cause I'm no good, no good
Yeah I'm no good, no good at pretending
Asking me to play this stupid game
Dont tell me that your hearts on fire or
That your burning with desire
This ship we're on is going down in flames
No I dont want to play
I think I'll just walk away
Cause I'm no good at pretending
You'd know it if I tried to lie
If its over and you see it ending
Well lets just say goodbye
Cause I'm no good, no good at pretending
Dont look at me with those eyes
Those baby blues cant deny
That you've been seen with other girls
Dont blame it on them neon lights
Or old number 7 nights
It gets a little crowded in your world
You just make one more mistake
And it wont be your heart I break
Cause I'm no good at pretending
You'd know it if I tried to lie
If its over and you see it ending
Well lets just say goodbye
Cause I'm no good, no good at pretending
Everybody's heard ol' willie say
Its not supposed to be this way
Cause I'm no good, no good
Well I'm no good at pretending
You'd know it if I tried to lie
If its over and you see it ending
Well lets just say goodbye
Cause I'm no good, no good
Yeah I'm no good, no good at pretending
Even during the early days, the sexy Canadian bombshell was able to tame the voluptuous psycho more often than some realize. Trish defeated Mickie in their first singles match together and in their final singles match together. The gif above, taken from a tag match, sees the lovely Trish crushing the crass psycho's body against the mat with a bulldog, on her way to winning that encounter.
Last night at the Royal Rumble, it was just more of the same. Trish Stratus, having not wrestled in years, was easily able to handle her old foe, eliminating her from the match. Mickie James has thus lost her dominance and is left a victim to any woman the WWE puts against her.